Welcome to the Family: Check One
Your snapchat story played for the billionth time. You had seen it. Heck, you were the one who filmed it. But here you were again. People were just a little excited to see it.
It had been over a month since you started filming, and all your fans wanted was bts features. You were happy to mess around in your trailer, but you had gotten tired of it being public.
“This is the most beautiful human being on the planet right here. And my stunt double Linn.”
These had stopped being funny for you.
The audience roared at the last video. You had been given copious amounts of coffee and decided to chase Jeremy around set.
Jeremy, who was the one originally asked to come, laughed. Jimmy did too.
OMG Jimmy Fallon was about to introduce you. Your heart racing as he said your name, you managed to make it to the couch without fainting. Everyone was smiling, and you couldn’t help but join them.
“It’s good to have such a star up on stage. Everyone was getting tired of this loser,” Jimmy joked, gesturing towards Renner.
“Yeah,” you scoffed, turning to your victim, “who even are you? And what are you doing in my seat?”
Jeremy got up and started to leave. You took the opportunity to slide closer to your host, resting your head on the desk.
“Jeremy, you gotta come back. Y/N needs to pick on you because apparently I’m no fun.”
You snorted (obviously regretting it) “Legolas isn’t that entertaining either.”
You slid back into your seat and Jerry came to join you.
“Alright, it really is a pleasure having you both on the show. How did you both manage to get off? Aren’t you guys the protagonists?”
“Well the villains have their scenes too. I am flying back tomorrow morning. She has a few more days off.”
“Yeah but your vacation started a few days before mine.”
“So obviously you can’t tell us too much about the movie-”
“What? We’re making a movie? I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
Renner chuckled, “Alright Mackie. And it all depends on how much your willing to pay us. I mean unemployment isn’t cheap.”
“You wouldn’t know. Your in so many freaking movies.”
“She’s got you there. But I’m detecting a little bit of tension here.”
You two simultaneously blamed the other for being a jerk.
“I suppose it’s another point for the casting department. Because your characters hate each other right?”
“Yeah, it’s good for Hawkeye to break his stereotypical goody-goodyness. He’s gotten along with pretty much everyone up until this point. I love breaking in and giving him more opposition, he’s cute when he’s mad.”
“We saw a mini tantrum in Civil War but this is not because she hurt him,” Jeremy was obviously having to think hard about all this. “They just can’t stand each other’s personalities.”
Jimmy nodded, and the randomness continued. Jimmy finally couldn’t bottle his question up anymore and asked about Black Widow’s role in the film.
“They pull her in kicking and screaming. She can’t stand either of us,” you tried to talk through your laughter. You had to admit, you messed it up.
“I think Clint is trying to convince her to pass on what he taught her. Kate has a chance neither of them had at her age. Natasha is just more reluctant to help.”
“She’s just like,” you slipped into a Kim Kardashian impression, “I don’t know why you’re doing this to me. Like, no one else gets treated like this. You know I hate kids and you know I’m uncomfortable. You just put me in this position and it’s not funny.”
After the laughter died down, Jimmy usurped your spotlight and got things back on track. “So I just want to clarify, this doesn’t line up with everything currently happening in the MCU right now?”
“You’re right, the majority of the plot is around Dark World time. There is just stuff that couldn’t be explored until now because of spoilers. We waited to reveal a more deep Hawkeye in Age of Ultron.”
“And I was too young so it would have been someone else and that’s just unexceptable. I’m way cooler.”
Jeremy made sure you got a jab in the side during the commercial break.
You went to bed and felt very good about your first talkshow.
One more check on the bucket list.
Now, well earned rest.