anonymous asked:

Hey. I was woundering if you take requests right now? If so I would love some comfort after a long/hard day from Ignis/Cor/Nyx. Like coming home from work and feel a little out of not, no big deal, but it would be nice to have someone to hold you, cuddling when going to bed. <3

Okay, after my sinful, self-indulgent break from filling requests last night (I went back to read what I wrote and GOOD LORD I DID NOT I HAD IT IN ME xD), I’m back to fulfilling your requests. Anon, I adore this prompt and I am sooo glad that I have the opportunity to write cavity-inducing fluff for ya’ll! <3

Ignis: From the moment you leave work, all you can think about is jumping in the shower and then falling into bed. You are so tired from all the mind-numbing work that you’ve done throughout the day. It’s not that you dislike your job- as a matter of fact, you absolutely love your job- it’s just that… your work can be both mentally and physically training at the best of times.

You allow yourself a small smile as your gaze falls on the front door to Ignis’ apartment. He gave you a key not long ago, after your landlord decided to suddenly sell off his property. Rather than having you find an entirely new home, your boyfriend had just casually passed a copy of his apartment keys to you and helped you move your stuff into his place.

A tired smile fixed onto your face, you fish your keys out of your bag and stick them into the appropriate locks. The door clicks open and you push yourself in, quietly shutting the door behind you. You proceed to lean your back against the front door and slide down, a heavy sigh escaping your slightly chapped lips.

“Y/n? I made your favourite dinner tonight,” you hear Ignis call out from the kitchen. You grunt as you haul yourself up and you practically throw your handbag onto the couch as you pass it. You wrench your blazer off your shoulders and haphazardly hang it onto the back of one of your dining room chairs and proceed to unbutton your blouse, wanting to be free of the stifling material

You just wanted to be comfy in your pyjamas. Was that so much to ask? You unleash another long suffering sigh and make a beeline for Ignis, who was busy serving out his five-star meal onto your plain cutlery. You whimper quietly as you slide your hands between Ignis’ arms and around his toned abdomen. You hear Ignis chuckle in response.

“Tired?” he asks you, his voice rumbling through his body and into your ear. You press the side of your face further into his muscular back and whimper loudly this time in response. Ignis sighs and gently back tracks the two of you towards the dining table, placing the plates down onto the table and then turning slowly so that he was now facing your pouting face. “Oh come now, none of that please- we’re having fish on sticks tonight- you were craving those a week ago.” Ignis reminds you.

“Ugh, feed me please?” you say, not caring that you sound needy. Ignis merely smiles patiently and waits for you to settle onto your chair before picking up one of the skewers of fish before holding it out to your mouth. You lean forward and take a small bite, a genuine smile forming on your lips. “This is amazing!” you exclaim softly. Ignis’ face breaks into a positively shining beam- which is very rare of him to show- and leans forward to press his lips gently to yours.

Your eyes widen momentarily before you sigh softly and lean into the kiss. Ignis is the first to pull away, replacing his lips with his fish. You giggle at his childish attempt at situational humour and take another bite. As he retracts the fish from your lips, you tilt your head at Ignis and look upon him with a fond expression.

“What is it darling?” Ignis asks, his tone level. You shake your head and reach out for his free hand across the table.

“Nothing. Just… thank you. For everything.”

Ignis lifts your hand and presses soft kisses on your knuckles before lovingly nuzzling your hand with his slightly stubbled cheek. “It’s always a pleasure, love.”

Cor: Cor’s waiting for you outside of your workplace, his strong arms folding tightly across his broad chest. His facial expression is stern and he regards you with clear, steel blue eyes as you walk down some steps towards him. Tired from your long day at work, you manage to stumble down the last of the stairs, and Cor immediately lunges forward to help you, his stern expression changing to one of concern.

You flush beet red at your blunder and try to shake Cor off as he helps you with your handbag. “Cor, you don’t have to-”

Cor shoots you a soft glare and shakes his head, taking your hand in his own battle-hardened hands and pulling you towards his Crownsguard issue car. “I won’t have you refuse my help. Not when you can barely walk down ten steps before you begin to collapse.” Cor ended the small argument before it even started. You frown petulantly and let Cor push you gently into the passenger seat of the car. He shocks you when he ducks in after you, wrapping your seatbelt gently across your body and clicking it into place. Before he fully pulls out from the car, he presses a feather light kiss on your brow. “Take a nap. Please. You look absolutely wrecked.”

You gape at Cor as he shuts your door. The moment he settles into the driver’s seat, you sass him. “Gee, thanks for the confidence boost marshal, I really needed it.” You roll your eyes, trying to pick a fight. You just needed to let off some steam. You wanted to argue with someone, and Cor was pretty fiery when he got annoyed.

“My apologies- I just mean that you look tired after a long day at work…”

“Are you saying that I’m not strong enough to take a whole day at work like you? Is that it?” you accuse Cor, almost automatically. You hear your boyfriend sigh out of exasperation, and you feel slightly bad. Cor’s hand suddenly comes to rest atop your thigh and he begins to rub small circles onto your pants covered leg with his thumb.

“No, I’m sorry. If you don’t want to nap, you don’t have to nap.” Cor relents. You shoot him a smug grin, feeling absolutely terrible inside for your vindictive behaviour, and turn to face your window.

You don’t know when your head started to lean against the cool glass, but the lull of the drive and Cor’s gentle massage on your thigh has you falling into a deep, dreamless sleep. When you next wake up, you’re in your favourite pyjamas and your hair is damp- but you do not recall having a shower. You also feel a very hard and warm chest sidled up directly against your back, as well as arms encircling your waist from behind.


It was always Cor.

Your eyes tear up at your terrible behaviour towards him earlier that evening. Despite you being a complete bitch to him, your boyfriend- who probably had much better things to do than to bathe his weak ass girlfriend and then put her to bed like some invalid- cared for you with tender and loving respect. Your breath hitched in your chest and you let out a low keen as you began to cry. Tears fell down your face and your chest rose up and down as you hyperventilated.

“Y/n? Hey, what’s the matter? Do you not feel well?” Cor asks you a barrage of questions, concerned for you. This makes you cry harder. You feel like such a terrible person.

“I-I’m so s-s-sorry! I’m s-such a pain i-in the a-ass…” you sob, pressing your face into your sheets. Cor’s hand is strong and reassuring on your shoulder as he guides your body to face him. You shake your head in deep regret for your earlier behaviour and bury your nose into Cor’s bare chest. He sighs and pulls you closer, petting your hair and silently willing you to calm down. Once your sobs begin to die down, Cor presses a kiss to your messy, damp hair.

“You want to talk about it?” Cor asks you, his low voice rumbling through his chest in a comforting manner. You shake your head.

“I’m just tired. I didn’t mean to-” Cor lifts your chin so that your head was tilted up towards him, and he seals both your lips with a passionate, slow kiss. You gasp and shut your eyes, wondering whether Cor could taste the salty tears on your lips. Cor pulls away after a few short moments and smiles down at you, tenderly wiping away your remaining tears.

You stare into his safe, clear blue eyes. Cor smiles at you. He really smiles at you.

“I know.”

Nyx: You arrive home extremely late and extremely tired. You can’t get your mind off the workload waiting for you the very next day, and your headache is absolutely killing you. You throw your handbag down next to the front door and groan as you flop down onto the couch. Burying your head into the couch pillows, you let out a frustrated scream.

You were so damn over it all!

“Babe, what the hell?” Nyx’s startled voice calls out to you from your shared bedroom. You gasp and look up from the pillows, your eyes comically wide as you witness a very sleepy Nyx walking out of your bedroom. He’s shirtless and gorgeous and amazing and you’re just…

“A mess,” you whisper before shaking your head, a bitter smile on your face. Nyx runs a hand through his hair, fiddling with his braids, before flopping down on top of your prone, face-down figure on the couch. You muffle a yell and squirm below him in vain. “Get off me Nyx, I am NOT in the mood for your games!”

Nyx immediately jumps off you at your annoyed tone, but not before pressing a soft kiss on the base of your neck. The contact sends shivers down your spine.

“Sorry baby- you okay?” Nyx reaches out to help you sit up beside him and you take his help gratefully. You nod your head tiredly and proceed to lean your head against your boyfriend’s shoulders.

“Yeah, just so freaking tired. I’m so behind at work-”

“But you stay back late every day!” Nyx exclaims softly, a frown forming on his handsome face. You sigh and pat Nyx’s knee apologetically.

“I know darling, I’m sorry. It’s just hard to juggle all the cases I get. There are so many homeless people around Insomnia, it’s terribly hard to find them all suitable accommodation and healthcare.”

Nyx rolls his eyes and leans forward to press a chaste kiss to your lips. He then stands up and pulls you up along with him. You groan at the sudden movement, but then squeal suddenly as you’re hauled up into his secure, strong arms.

“Nyx, put me down! Now!” you demand, kicking your legs slightly. Nyx sighs and shakes his head at your difficult behaviour.

“No, let me take care of you. Please?” he asks you for permission, his blue eyes looking absolutely angelic. You consider his words for a few moments before rolling your eyes and resting your head against his chest in mock defeat.

“Fine, do as you will, my hero.”

Nyx smirks down at you, thoroughly enjoying the nickname.

“Knew you’d come around.”

Nyx places you on the bed and turns you around so that your tummy was on the bed. He slowly lifts up your blouse and you begin to squirm in protest. “No Nyx, please, not today- I’m tired!” you protest his sensual touches. Nyx chuckles from above you, straddling your hips between his legs and letting his calloused fingers brush against your soft sides. You shiver tiredly at the contact.

“Babe, trust me- you need this.”

You open your mouth to protest further until you feel a delicious pressure run down your stiff back, courtesy of Nyx’ talented hands. You sigh out in relief and begin to relax as he continues to massage your back.

After a few moments of light caresses and touches, you’re feeling relaxed and extremely sleepy. You squirm a little beneath Nyx, and he immediately gets off you and lays down beside you. There’s a tender smile on his handsomely rugged face, and he cards his fingers through your slightly greasy hair.

You only just realise you haven’t yet had a shower.

“Oh shit- let me up, I’m disgusting!”

Nyx shakes his head and pulls you securely against his chest. “No, you’re perfect. Now go to bed, you have a big day tomorrow.”

You frown against your boyfriend’s chest, but that frown turns into a smile as you feel Nyx’s knuckles continuously brush down your back in a relaxing caress. You feel Nyx’s smiling lips add pressure against your cheek. You sigh and press a tender kiss against his bare chest- just above his heart.

“I love you.” You suddenly confess.

Nyx chuckles. “I love you too, now shut up and sleep before I find a way to shut you up.”

Usually you’d take his remark as an invitation, but today you just shut your eyes and settled into the warmth of your boyfriend’s caring, gentle embrace. After all, he was right, you did have a big day ahead of you tomorrow!

Silent Treatment (Jaebum)

length: 588

genre: fluff

13. You know when your phone buzzes, it means I’m trying to talk to you, right?

Originally posted by magiccastles

Your phone buzzed for maybe the twentieth time tonight, you’d stopped counting. But you also were a bit intoxicated and couldn’t remember how many times it was exactly that Jaebum had texted you. As you pulled out your phone to check it, your friends instantly stopped. “No, no, no. Girls night, remember. If he wanted to talk to you he should have kept you locked up at home like he does majority of the time.”

You just laughed, putting your phone back down as you sipped your drink. “He doesn’t lock me up, I just choose to stay in. There’s a difference.”

An hour or two later with a lot more drinks in your system, you were pretty drunk. And you figured you could take a break from partying to finally check your phone.

[Missed Calls: Jaebum 30] 

[iMessage: Jaebum 12]

“Jaebum what the hell.” You unlocked your phone, scrolling through the texts.

Hey babe, having fun?

Okay, I’ll take that as a yes? Just be safe please.

Y/n, I just called to check in why didn’t you answer?

Babe? I just need a simple reply to ease my mind.



Y/n if you don’t text me back I’m gonna come up there to find out myself.

The texts went on and on, and you actually found it quite funny. Jaebum was never really like this. Probably because you spent majority of your time with him. Just as you were going to finally text him back, another text popped up.

If you read this, please just come out front so I know you’re okay.

Though you knew it was a bit much for him to come to the club to make sure you weren’t passed out drunk somewhere, you did like that he was concerned about you.

Stumbling outside, you saw Jaebum leaned against his car, a smile soon forming on his face as he laughed at you. “Stoooop, don’t laugh. You know, you’re ruining my girls night Jaebum.” He rested his hands on  your hips, helping to keep you balance as you were leaning on him for support. “Oh yeah? Well, you know that when your phone buzzes, it means I’m trying to talk to you, right?”

You rolled your eyes as you sighed. “Yeah and you know that a girls night means, no distractions form boyfriends. Boyfriends means you, you’re not an exclusion.” Jaebum just laughed at your drunken state, letting you go on and on about how he was ruining your night with his texts and calls. But he was just wanting to make sure you were okay, and maybe being a little overprotective. Only because it was rare you went out without him.

“Okay, well I’m sorry. I just wanted to make sure you were having a good time and that you were safe. I just was worried when you didn’t give a simple reply to any of my messages. Or even answer one of my calls to say a quick hi and bye. Just to ease my mind a little bit.”

“Okay well, hi babe, I’m having a great time. Now bye, I’m gonna go back in and have some more fun.” You turned to head back into the club, almost tripping and falling flat on your face. Lucky for you Jaebum grabbed your waist, pulling you into his chest. The two of you dying of laughter while he helped you stand back up. “You know, I think you’ve had enough fun for one night. How about we head home, let you get some rest?”

so I’m leaving tomorrow and I won’t be back for a week, and I don’t really have anyone to take care of my cat, so I decided that I’d leave him in my backyard and have someone feed him every morning. i’m literally sitting here crying my eyes out because I miss him ): this will be his first night outside too. two weeks ago I let one of my cats outside because he got aggressive, and when I went out to get him he was gone, so it just doesn’t sit well with me that I might come back and he’ll be gone. and with everything else going on it just feels like everything and everyone I care about is slowly leaving me, and it’s really scary. i should be really happy that I get to see BTS in three days, but instead I’m sitting here in tears. i’m not typing this to ask for advice, it took a lot of thinking to come to his decision, I just want to let it out because I don’t really have anyone to talk to….

anonymous asked:

Why do you think Zayn's new song was released on the same day as Harry's news? It doesn't seem like a very good move to me. They are both Sony labels. Presumably there is some communication going on there. Particularly considering Stringer is so heavily involved with Harry's release. Are they trying to scupper Zayn's chances?

Meh, I don’t think so. Technically Zayn’s song was released on Thursday night and premiered across a fuckton of iHeart stations to boot. Harry’s news didn’t drop until late Saturday afternoon. That gave Zayn a full two days head start. There’s definitely communication happening here, because all 5 are piggy backing and slingshotting off each other to coordinate fandom engagement. That takes a conscious effort and planning (for instance, Liam’s dad news, Louis at Ultra Fest, Zayn’s single, solo!Harry - all of that didn’t just Lemony Snickett together by chance). 

Zayn’s focus is R&B and Harry’s is pop/rock. There’s plenty of room for both Harry & Zayn at Sony. In the same way that we saw Stringer be heavily involved in Harry’s release, we saw that same level of activity from Peter Edge at RCA. The real question isn’t “Are they trying to scupper Zayn’s chances” in the face of Harry, its why the fuck wasn’t any of Zayn’s music promoted after Pillowtalk? That’s the real question, especially since we’ve now seen active and thorough promotional campaigns for Niall, Louis, and Harry. 


170323 | Cuties (ft. Hobi the jumping bean)! Please just take me back to the concert night. 😭💕✨

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anonymous asked:

what songs remind you of camren?except who are you,no way, 1000 hands, everything has changed,they don't know about us and red?

Daley - Time Travel
Bryson Tiller - Exchange
Dua Lipa - Room For 2
Fletcher - Wasted Youth
Zayn ft Taylor Swift - I Don’t Want To Live 4ever
Marian Hill - Down
Beyonce - Back 2 Black
Hero - Down In The Hamptons
NAO- Bad Blood
SnowthaProduct ft Darling - Nights
The Weekend - Drunk In Love
Kehlani - Gangsta
Mary Lambert - She Keeps Me Warm
Hozier - Take Me To Church
Chris Daughtry - It’s Not Over
Alex Clare - Too Close
Tinashe - Party Favors
Tinashe ft Chris Brown - Player (CB’s verse specifically… Idky😩)

There are so many more…but those are the ones off the top of my head😩😋

https://youtu.be/IltwiyqKhEI (start at 1:59)…maybe its the elevator line…maybe its the two hot chicks grinding…either way I get mad camren vibes when I hear his verse.
The Other Side of Darkness by Inhoe Publishing

@ouchthatwasgood @fyeahvulnerablemen @bromanceandships @whumpmyworld

This is the fic I was talking about on chat last night, as promised.

A fantastic story about Kirk’s recovery after being resurrected by Khan’s blood and Bone’s struggle to come to grips with what he did.

What drew me to this story is how the author made me take a step back and really think about what Dr. McCoy did to bring Jim back; the seriousness of his actions and the consequences Starfleet would inevitably bring down on him. The Kirk whump in this one is magnificent.

Who did you see tonight?

Rescheduled date this evening, after a shitty day. Spicy spicy Thai. My dumb profile mentioned affinity for Thai and this was the first guy to take me to eat it. I had some level two spiciness green curry. Dragon butt tomorrow for sure. Do they even have a level zero?

Afterward came back to Laffy I decided to have a drink with my 4Lyfe. He is wonderful and I love him and I’m so glad he is my friend, big time.

I thought perhaps there would be connection with date. Didn’t feel it. Drove home and 4Lyfe and I went out and he bought my drinks and we also drank in the back of his car. Live for little moments like this.

I dolled up for 4Lyfe night and wore “you cannot ignore my ass” leggings, and lo.

The young one from a year ago, cotton candy hair, and trying to what? I think he asked his friend for permission. I handled myself.

Also former babysitter’s former boyfriend and former stage husband.

In case you were wondering, I am a queen and will proceed accordingly and that means according to what the fuck I want to do and that, tonight, meant hanging my friend who is good to me and whom I love totally.

I didn’t forget that cotton candy said “let me know.” I will, though.

Stage husband had his eyes on me and I ended the evening talking dance with him. I’ll write about intimate stage experiences later, but…. I’ll just say that it’s this odd and permanently binding thing. Odd because while you don’t necessarily know the details of the other people’s experiences, through someone else’s words or movement, you know how the experience felt.

I’m drunk.

I had good time with my babies tonight. They worked their passés so hard. I think me being the best teacher is me being 42 different teachers? They all need me to see them individually.

Ex’s friends are cockblocking a bit, and I’m so above it. Also, I talk to ex about almost everything.

Also I’ve been dreaming.

anonymous asked:

Hi Nissi. I tend to over think things. I am having a hard time not over analyzing my new relationship. Things are always so easy for me until I really start to care.. and now he's got me, and I'm totally freaked out. I worry about when he doesn't ask me to spend the night- I worry about not being funny enough for him... I just worry that this is all going to fall apart and it is making it hard for me to be myself. Any chance you have a suggestion of how to deal with this?

I think it would help to think about why you’re in a relationship. A lot of times we are in a relationship because it feels good and it’s expected but we don’t take a step back to actually think about the purpose of being in a relationship.
Everyone is different but I’m in a relationship because I want to have fun with a person I love who loves me and wants to grow with me
When you think about the purpose, you get rid of all that excess pressure to try to be perfect or prove that you are a person worthy of being with. Your partner has chosen you and said they want to be with you. Don’t cloud up the good things about being in a relationship by focusing on the wrong things. Focus on the fun and focus on the love. Everything else is a distraction and ultimately can sabotage a good thing

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin”
-After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human”
-After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket”
-Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call
-One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake. 
-After spooning me: “You have a nice butt”
-”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying)
-”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying)
-Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue
-One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue
-One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence
-And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

The Appearance

Karl ‘Shakur’ Ndieli
Kansas, USA

There’s something so unpredictable and exhilarating about the wild that keeps me coming back for more. I was up in the Yosemite back country a couple of weeks ago on a solo one night trip. I thought I was awake because it felt too vivid to be a dream. I appeared to be staring up at the stars for about an eternity before I decided to whip out my camera and take some pictures. 

My initial plan was to pose on this rock with my flashlight pointing towards the stars. I was sitting still focusing and preparing when the most magical thing happened to me. A grazing Stag wondered up onto the same rock my lens was pointed at. I instinctively held unto my shutter, for dear life as we both stared into each other’s souls this for what conveniently felt like an forever. As if to say “shhh, you saw nothing” he jumped off the rock and majestically cantered into the distance.

I had to wake up and replicate what I thought had happened. I can only hope that one day I’ll experience something as intimate and magical as that.

Tumblr: karl-shakur
Instagram: karl_shakur


Sometimes, I wonder if you reached out to me right now, pleading for me back, what I would do.
I can’t help but wonder if I’d let you back in. I wonder if I’d fall to your feet. I wonder if I’d break down just for the possibility that you could make me feel good again. I wonder how much it’d take for me to come rushing back to you.
I can’t help but wonder if I’d be prideful. I wonder if I’d ignore you and keep my head held high, just to satisfy my hunger to hurt you like you hurt me. Even though I’d be the one who’d end up crying at the end of the night.
But no matter what I would do, it doesn’t matter.
You don’t want me back.
—  v.m -i miss you

Organized by Ao3 hit count, here are the


  1. Pull Me Under by zarah5
  2. Things Have Gotten Closer To The Sun by starseas
  3. Red Brick Heart by hazmesentir
  4. Like A Bastard On The Burning Sea by vashtaneradas
  5. Speaking of Marvels by navigator, quitter
  6. Never Shut Us Down by togetherwecouldbealright
  7. Nothing Else But Us Right Here by supernope
  8. Take Off Your Running Shoes by polkadotpeacoat
  9. You You You by isthatyoularry
  10. We’re Okay by scottmcniceass
  11. Fall Into Your Gravity by zarah5
  12. This Shifting Ground by zarah5
  13. Learning To Breathe by youcomecrash
  14. Another Hazy May by deLILAh
  15. River Flows In You by sarcasticfluentry
  16. Sing When You’re Winning by hazmesentir
  17. I Hear You Calling In The Dead Of Night by Thelonelycoast
  18. Kink Therapy by PuzzlingApproach
  19. No One Does It Better by nodibs
  20. Talk Like A Top Take It Like A Bottom by harrysprostate
  21. Monsters At Home by theteapirate
  22. A House Built Out Of Stone by robpatFF
  23. These Roads We Stumble Down by onewasturning
  24. Don’t Look Down by zarah5
  25. A Grocery List Pinned To Blue by dangerbears
  26. Bring Your Body, Baby by smuttythings
  27. Push You Over The Edge (So I Can Pull You Back) by orphan_account
  28. Put It All On Me by LoadedGunn
  29. Thank The Hotel by PuzzlingApproach
  30. You Come Beating Like Moth’s Wings by supernope
  31. There’s No Way That I Could Share You by paladincoolcats
  32. Sizing Up Your Storm Clouds by darkerwings
  33. One Day by sarcasticfluentry
  34. You Give Me Fever (What A Lovely Way To Burn) by OneDirectionsErections
  35. Can I Make It Any More Obvious? by slashter
  36. The One Where Harry Really Doesn’t Have Ten Cats by LoadedGunn
  37. You Let Me Violate You (You Bring Me Closer To God) by OneDirectionsErections
  38. Celebrity Discount by LoadedGunn
  39. Truly, Madly, Deeply (10 Things I Hate About You) by sunsetmog
  40. Glimpse Of The Silhouettes by orphan_account
  41. We Are Honey And The Bee by soleilouis
  42. I Had The Life Of Ordinary, I Spat It Out by TableForThree
  43. Trusting Things Beyond Mistake by sarcasticfluentry
  44. Three Day Getaway by smuttythings
  45. This Is The Road To Ruin (And We’re Starting At The End) by orphan_account
  46. Promise Not To Stop When I Say When by becka, mediaville
  47. Maybe This Time by sunsetmog
  48. Hold Onto Your Stars by vashtaneradas
  49. Outlast by disarm_d
  50. Heroes Of The Orange Skies by queenmcgonagall

Post 2/? of the Louis & Harry Fic History series

Run away with me. Stay in a cheap, outdated hotel with me because that’s the only place we can afford, and drive down the car-infested highways with me in a beat up old van and park in the middle of an dark, empty field with me and lay a blanket on the hood and let’s gaze at the diamond-encrusted sky for a couple of hours. The world is our movie theater, the fireflies our actors, the clouds our scenery, our eyes the cameras. Dance with me in the rain, and roll the windows down to let the summer breeze dry our clothes as we race down the back roads.
Drive into the city with me. Let’s explore the dirty sidewalks of this concrete jungle and take pictures of our sparkling eyes and unkempt hair that glow in the light of the neon signs. Wear your fanciest clothes with me, and let’s have a night on the town window shopping and and dancing and telling secrets and pretending to own the world. We can’t afford to eat anywhere but the cheap diner with the crappy coffee, but we pretend like we’re in a 5-star restaurant, and with our imaginations, it is one.
Travel up the mountains and across the rivers with me. Let’s climb until our arms are sore and sunburnt, swim until our legs ache, and explore until we know every nook and cranny of the earth like the backs of our hands. No mountain is too high and no valley too low and no plain too wide when we explore together. We might not be able to afford fancy clothes and expensive things, but these kind of mind-broadening experiences are free and worth more than all the lamborghinis and louboutins in the world.
Run away with me. I promise you won’t regret a thing.
—  emvincible-b
I just want to get out of here. I want to call you and tell you everything that’s wrong and i want you to tell me that its going to be okay. I need you to tell me its going to be okay.

maybe we all have that one person that we’d always take back. bruised mouth, bloody ribs, you’re screaming at me and i’m taking it because no matter how bad it gets, there is always good to follow. and that’s what a lot of people don’t understand, the people who ask me why i can’t see the signs of an unhealthy relationship, why i can’t just walk away - that the good days outweigh the bad ones. i would walk away from you screaming one thousand times just to fall into your arms at the end of the night. i’ve learned how to catch your punches. i’ve learned how to find the beauty in pain. and i know: i should find happiness within myself or at least within people who are good for me, but i can’t help the way i feel and i can’t just leave something that makes me so happy. i will take you back until you literally throw me away.

Not the Ballsiest Dwarf

Context: In the castle courtyard, waiting for our rewards after successfully stopped a dragon from demolishing it.

DM: What do you want to do now?

Chaotic Evil Dwarf(ooc): RANSACK THE TOWN!

DM: Make me a perception check (rolls 14). You see some guards coming up to you with a hammer and rope.

Dwarf(ooc): I feel threatened and strangely aroused.

DM: The young dwarf holding the rope winks at you.

Dwarf (leaning casually on a wall, winking back): Can I rope you into having a drink with me? We could get hammered, and then you could hammer me all night long ;) 

DM: The dwarf’s cheeks turn red, she snatches her companion’s hammer, and hits you in the dwarf parts with it. She then says ‘I don’t think you could take me’ as you squeal and slump to the floor.

Dwarf(ooc): With my last agonising breath before I pass into the cold relief of oblivion, I grunt just loud enough for all to hear: “Sorry. I thought you were a guy”

DM: Before your consciousness fades, you Hear Generic Guard A, who has now been given his hammer back, say something that comes across as muffled. The dwarf then replies ‘they’re probably so small he might as well not have any’.

Dwarf(ooc): My final thoughts before my mind disappears like my testicles are: “That insult hurt worse than any hammer could”

1. You take a bite out of the brownie and I finish it. We’re both high as hell, and we move lazily in your bed, drifting in and out. You hold my hand. I was scared until I met you.

2. You told me it was awful with her and you were happy I changed my mind and came back. I told you I thought about you every time I lay next to him and that it’s always been you. You’ve always been the one.

3 We’re in the bath, except the water keeps spilling each time we move and I have to keep refilling it with hot water. We talk and sing and you’re smiling from ear to ear. I can’t believe somebody like you is in love with me. It might be a miracle.

4. When you ask me what I’m writing about, the answer is always you. You and your blue eyes and button-ups and the night we met in front of the bar I lived above. You and the future I can’t help but imagine. You and the way you kiss me and touch me and love me. I can’t imagine life without you, you know.

5. I’m happy you came back, too.

—  cut scene: “five times i knew that you were it for me”