take a bath

god the reason the update took so long is that i had to have monoma repeat shit that i have made bakugou say already so it was hard to form the sentences and wrap it around that.

To clarify his repetition a bit more, he can understand all the animals except those that don’t make noise to communicate, he can’t “speak” fluently though, he can only repeat what’s spoken to him. He can only rearrange sentences slightly bc i need him to be able to do that bc it conveniences me.

hey guys fun fact “uwu take a bubble bath and eat chocolate” self care and “get out of bed and take a mcfucking shower” self care aren’t mutually exclusive and making fun of the former bc u think the only self care mentally ill people should practice is the latter is uh how do i say. Odd to say the least

Stanley Uris Takes A Bath, new and improved: Patty walks in and finds Stan chillin’ in the tub with candles lit and bubbles and he kinda just looks at her and he’s like “okay I know these are ur bath salts but I’ve had a long day” and that’s how it ends bye rb if u agree

Grooming the boy King

General Hux takes pride in making sure Everything in the First Order looks good. He makes sure Kylo washes his hair every day and Hux will brush that hair until it shines. Secretly the General loves to preen and groom. Hux will make him into a King the galaxy can be proud of…