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[open to m/f/nb]: based on this plot !! 

“We’re broke,” that part was obvious, the two of them had been struggling to pay rent as soon as they started this semester. Between utilities, rent, and keeping both an education and steady job, Sonya didn’t know how she was still holding up. But after searching through a client’s browser history to figure out where he downloaded a virus from, she came across a webpage that interested her. As soon as she got back to the apartment she searched for it, finding it to be an informational post regarding a contest. Filming an amateur porn contest, more specifically. Normally the witch would have passed—and wondered why a middle aged man like him even searched for that—but when she saw the prize money being shelled out, her interest was captured permanently. 

So now, suggesting it was the most difficult part, no matter how comfortable she was with her roommate. “But, what if I told you we could make a shitload of money if we enter this contest?” She suggested, now looking at her roommate, raising her brows to try and keep the next part light. Taking a breath, she squeezed her eyes shut before shooting out the next statements hurriedly. “If we film a porno and win we can make close to five thousand bucks. We’d be set for like, three months.” Opening one eye, she peeked expectingly at the person in front of her.

my favorite thing about the spanish harry potter translation is that instead of calling voldemort “the dark lord,” they call him señor tenebroso, which basically means “mr. spooky”

Fanon Homestuck characters i experienced in fics over the years because i Love being in Pain: Beta kid Edition

JOHN: blank slate?? John “Can Be Whoever U Want” Egbert. sleeps with a nic cage bodypillow…..  uses :B a lot? Hello Naughty Children Its Nonstop Mean Pranks Time i hope u like ur hair dyed pink and half shaved

JADE: infomercial voice: Ever Needed an unnecessary antagonist to ur Dave x (character/reader insert) ship but didnt want to create a whole new character? Try Jade Harley for the low low price of $stop

ROSE: summons the power of every lovecraftian monstrosity to empower her ability to be ur wing-man in the up and coming ship of the fic. at exactly 12 midnight EST on a blue moon, during the Lost 29th Day of February, she may mention the tales of a wandering cryptid by the name of Kanaya then u will unlock her quest chain to later unlock this vampire to be a new playable character and gain an achievement

DAVE: 2 ¾ cups of all purpose Personality. 1 teaspoon of irony. ½ cup of apple juice. 2 eggs. 2 cups of white sugar. 1 ¼ cups of All I Do Is DJ. Then pour into a blender and sprinkle in 4 pounds of Popular Highschool Boy Tropes, force the lid closed, turn it on and pray


Lucy: ok but for real if you think I’m going to saddle my children with the all the baggage a Dragneel last name entails you have another damn thing coming!!!! I know I had issues with my own last name but this is just ridiculous. Natsu, our kids are going to be Heartfilias, ok? 

/// I’m a proponent of any kids Lucy and Natsu having being Heartfilia-Dragneels, personally, but FT is just being absolutely ridiculous lately 


“Where are we even going?”
“Omg Pidge would you just shut up for like, five seconds? We’re almost there.”
“Maybe I just like the sound of my own voice, Lance. Not everything is about you, you know. Maybe I’m just–”

“…This is what I wanted to show you.”
“Happy Birthday, Pidge.”

It’s Pidge’s birthday so obviously I had to draw SOMETHING.

It turned into Plance. Go figure.