Spoilery rambling under the read more. I currently have a migraine that I am not treating in the healthiest way (read: just had a glass of wine) but this episode man … Specifically a certain moment (I’ll do an analysis on the episode as a whole later because I actually really liked this one.
i just got called a stupid cunt for saying pedophilia isn’t a kink because apparently i should’ve said it’s a mental illness 😂😂😂 why are y’all so bored you gotta attack at any second and nit pick like take a nap, go watch some funny animal videos, go smoke some pot if you really need to chill that badly like don’t be boring boo
1. Notebook 2. Protein bars 3. Spare headphones 4. The lip balm my gay disaster neighbour gave me 5. The Preacher comic I’m continually trying to finish
5 things you’ll find in my bedroom
1. Shitty folding table 2. Hot water bottle with purple stag jumper on it 3. Trans pride flag and fairy lights 4. Lots of nail polish 5. Rock rainbow
5 things I’m currently into
1. Mr Robot 2. Hamilton 3. Cooking 4. Aesop Rock 5. Photography, borrowed a camera from a bae and getting back into it
5 things on my to-do list
1. Renew my lease 2. Book leave at work 3. Find a better job 4. Take out the trash and get groceries 5. Write some fucking fic I stg
5 things people may not know about me
1. I used to be really good at drawing and then fell out of practice, would like to pick it up again. 2. I’m technically a middle child of three brothers, but my older brother (who’s 13 years my senior) didn’t grow up with us so we’re both kind of big brothers. 3. I have really vivid dreams which take the form of very structured narratives, usually like horror movies. They’re not actually scary, just vivid. 4. I live opposite a Yates Wine Lodge - which for those of you not familiar is a dreadful chain bar full of middle aged drunk people screaming at each other. My phone tries to get me to check in there every time I get home. 5. I used to be able to create stories in my head when I was a kid, shot like a movie, and be able to go back and replay/edit dialogue etc as much as I wanted. I lost the ability after I started writing but I remember it still.
I was taking the trash out the other night when this little kitten just trotted up to me, meowing like crazy. I pet it and it started snuggling with me, I went inside to get it some kibble and it just waltzed right in like it was nothing. He came back tonight, we’re keeping him in while it storms. He’s a sleepy and goofy kitty.
I'm smarter than I look... *grabs boobs* DO YOU CALL THIS IMMATURE?!
I don't want to be here. I want to be in a spa being fed a nice taco... Preferably chicken.
She better not steal my thunder or I will literally punch her in the face.
I respect you for shoveling the poopy. I do. I really, really do. It takes a lot of courage and a really blind sense of smell to shovel that poopy. But I had a really serious hand situation, and I just couldn't shovel that poop.
My heart is golden, but my vageen is platinum.
I'm a good person... I'm not just saying that.
I feel like I'm not being myself, but I'm trying really hard to be myself, but because I'm trying so hard to be myself it's making me even more not myself.
I'm a corn husk; you gotta pull all the layers back, and in the middle is this luxury, yellow corn with all these pellets of information. And it's juicy, and buttery. You want to get to that corn.
I didn't go into this photo shoot with no clothes. I was daring enough to actually have clothes, then take them off.
I'm really pissed. She re-interrupted me, which I think is very rude. I interrupted Taylor and she re-interrupted me.
Today was just a dream come true. I stepped out of my comfort zone, many times and angles. Dad would be proud, even though I was naked.
I didn't mean to offend anyone by taking that nap... Michael Jordan took naps. Abraham Lincoln took naps. And I'm in trouble for napping?!