take the time for a bath

anonymous asked:

What if Y/N is staying over at the boys' dorm and at some point she goes to shower and then lil Baby Jeon is like "I want to shower with noona" And then there's Hobi in the background like "don't we all" Idk i just think it would be really funny xD

that one time that hoseok said baby privileges exist, he got hit at the back of the head.

now when he says it, somehow… okay, they can agree with him.

jungkook was a three year old who had benefits that reaped him the kind of happiness men, women, heck everyone in the damned world would yearn for. he had you to take care of him, six men willing to their knees at a single request you ask for and let’s not even mention the numbered of times he’s been spoiled.

so, jungkook probably saved a country in his past life.

and that was a fact proven when - “bath! noona! time!”

“bath time, jungkookie?”

“with noona!”

“you want a bath time with me?”

one side of the room it’s a question.

the other is the answer.

“…don’t we all.”

“…we should slap you for that but…”

the six of them are left to see you pick jungkook up in your arms, hugging him as you head down the hall towards the bathroom and their eyes follow until the door closes.

“…this is the only time we’ll agree.”

nope, jungkook saved the damned world in his past life.

Pet Pages

Hey there journalers! I have come up with a new page that will help all of those with fur babies. 

I have two dogs and gave them both their own pages that are side-by-side. I made a small chart in which you can write the date and the activity I did with them. I also wrote a small list of things to remember about them and to talk to my vet about. For fun, I added their birthdays at the top. 

This is perfect for people who have a hard time remembering when the last time they bathed, groomed, trained, treated them to the dog park, or even gave them medications. 

As a bonus, I decided to give you all a small snapshot into my life. These are my babies, Luna (the pit bull) and Koby (the chihuahua mix). I’d be lost without them. Remember to take care of your pets, okay? They deserve the best. 

They are only a piece of your life, but you are their whole life. 

arean-chan  asked:

How from the vets and the 104th is most likely the type how doesn't like to take a bath and who (apart from Levi) would be a clean freak?

Hanji hates taking baths and thinks it’s unnecessary, Eren doesn’t really like it either. Most of them don’t shower half as much as Levi does (I mean com eon, he showers three times a day, like what the heck, dude?) And except for him no one is really a ‘clean freak’. 

anonymous asked:

The sleeping meme for Ivar and Ylva?

  • Who is a night owl: Both of them. Ivar and Ylva could stay up all night talking about anything. Sometimes they talk about Kattegatt, because Ylva doesn’t want to forget her childhood home and Ivar needs to vent his frustration about Lagertha and about all the other things that has happened to him there. Other times, they speak of what they will do to Aethelwulf; this usually ends in them satisfying each other while moaning their ideas out loud.
  • Who is a morning person: No one. They can both get up in the morning if necessary, but they know that life would be so much better if they could just stay in bed, only getting up to do some raiding and torturing and take the occasional bath in a certain king’s ridiculous bath.
  • Are they cuddlers: Yes. Ylva is almost always sitting in Ivar’s lap, or at least close enough for their legs to brush against each other. They are extra cuddly with each other when one of them is in pain; Ylva carefully massages Ivar’s legs whenever he needs her too, and in turn Ivar will do everything he can to ease her menstruation cramps.  
  • Who is the big spoon and who is the little spoon: Spooning is often the aftermath of a nightmare, meaning that Ivar almost always is the bigger spoon so that he can hold Ylva close while she calms down.
  • What is their favourite sleeping position: Ivar needs to touch Ylva. Preferably he wants to have an arm wrapped around her while she rests her head on his chest. If this can’t be done for some reason, he will settle for letting his hand rest somewhere on her back or her buttocks. Ylva is happy with any sleeping position as long as Ivar is there; just his presence makes falling asleep a lot less terrifying.
  • Who steals all the blankets: Ylva. Ivar doesn’t mind, because he knows that she gets cold easily because of the malnourishment. So instead of trying to get the blankets back, he moves closer to her and try to give her as much of his warmth as possible.
  • What they wear to bed: It depends. Sometimes Ylva wears a tunic and Ivar soft pants, but before morning they are likely to have undressed each other.
  • Who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt: Ylva was very happy to have her own clothes, but once they returned to Northumbria and she started having nightmares more frequently again she asked Ivar for one of his shirts to sleep in. It offers her some comfort on the nights that he can’t come to bed at the same time as her. Ivar is a little sad that she needs it, but he’s also proud that just the smell of him can ease her suffering.
  • Who falls asleep mid-conversation: Ivar, especially when he’s been drinking. After a great feast, he will start to talk about the places he wants to go, or about something funny that Floki has told him, and then drift off while Ylva tries not to laugh at his increasingly incoherent mumbling.
  • Who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares: They both do, but Ylva more often than Ivar. His nightmares are more discreet than hers too; while Ylva screams and cries, Ivar clences his hands into fists and pulls Ylva closer.
  • Who accidentally punched the other in their sleep: Ylva sometimes accidentally hits Ivar when flailing around trapped in a nightmare. Ivar has almost kicked her out of bed a few times, mostly at the beginning of their relationship when he wasn’t used to having someone next to him. Sometimes he woke up and instantly started shoving at her, wondering who the hell had crawled into bed with him, before coming to his senses and apologizing to a very angry Ylva.
  • Who can’t keep their hands to themself: They are both just constantly at each other; clawing, groping and thinking of what depraved things they can do together. They are each other’s security and need to constantly make sure that the other person isn’t leaving.
Headcanon that Astrid rarely gets time alone as a mom

Occasionally, there’s those kids who are quiet, mind their own business, and have minimal problems. But unfortunately not Astrid’s kids.

Being Vikings, Astrid has no option but to nurse so Hiccup can’t help her feed the babies. It’s all on her.

Astrid decides to bring her babies in the bath with her once because they’re all running behind. She later regrets it when they can talk and still insist on taking future baths with Mama.

She makes the boys stop getting into the bath with her around three yrs. and the girls around five yrs. but Ingrid always decides she needs to come in the washroom and talk to her Mama.

Also, when Astrid says she has to use the outhouse, all the little ones being potty trained or who still need help on the potty decide that they have to go, too.

She laughs at how modest she used to be before marriage/kids because now she’s lucky if she can even pee without toddlers in the room.

Sex with Hiccup is practically impossible until the kids are sleep.

But when the kids crash, she’s usually too exhausted (and so is he).

The kids fight over who gets to be held.

And then there’s Hiccup, who also wants to cuddle.

She and Hiccup take turns going on flights alone, but an hour of alone time every couple days barely makes a difference.

Stoick and Finn wrestle and leave half-eaten snacks around the house because “the dragons will clean it up.”

Stoick and Ingrid don’t get along. At all.

Ingrid and Erika don’t get along, either.

No one on Berk seems to get along and Astrid is General so it becomes her problem when Hiccup is absent.

Ingrid always has boy problems when she’s old enough to be interested.

The boys are like the new generation Ruff and Tuff. They ride a Zippleback and think Loki pranks are funny.

Or rather, Stoick thinks they’re funny and always drags Finn into his plans.

One Haddock or another always seems to be getting lost.

She considers permanently borrowing Skullcrusher to track them.

But at the end of the day, she loves her children. ❤️

anonymous asked:

How do you get over having your heart broken? For the past week all I can do is cry. I'm so upset that I'm throwing up. I don't know what to do anymore..

The key words are: time, distraction and love. You will not heal faster because you force yourself to. It doesn’t happy overnight. Distract your heart from missing them and spend your time doing what you love. Go out with your friends, eat tons of chocolate, go shopping. Take care of yourself. Take a bath, put on a face mask, dance in your underwear to your favourite songs - whatever makes you happy. It feels like the end of the world right now for you, but it will get better. I don’t think you want to hear this, but the person who broke your heart will probably not even matter to you in five years. Keep your head up, love!

anonymous asked:

Hi, I am a closeted mtf trans teen and I need to find ways to handle my dysphoria that wont be obvious to my unsupportive and transphobic family. The only things I managed to do is choose​ my new name and break away from most of my male side. I can't take hormones​ or anything so its tough. Would you have any ideas? Thanks for taking the time to read this.

Hey! I’m always happy to help! I’m a trans guy, ftm, so I don’t have any first hand experience dealing with mtf dysphoria. So, if any of my followers have any tips for anon here, please send ‘em in!

I have read from some trans girls that some small things that can help with dysphoria are things like taking a steamy hot shower or bath, doing your make up (in private if you’re not out yet), and pampering yourself in general. If body hair is a place of significant dysphoria for you, you can usually shave most places (arms, armpits, and legs) without raising much suspicion. You can say the shaving supplies are for facial hair, and if someone notices the lack of body hair you can say you lost a bet or something.

I’ve found that when I’m feeling dysphoric, getting cozy in some pajamas with some tea and a pile of blankets, and watching some Youtube or Netflix can help. I recommend checking out some trans girl’s Youtube channels online, as there will probably be some more tips for dealing with transfeminine specific dysphoria. 

School is about to give me a mental breakdown. Tonight I finished my last quiz of the week and then took some time for myself. I had a hot bath with a fizzy bath bomb, a really good wine, and a fun manga. Tomorrow I’m getting my hair done in the morning and we’re going on a date tomorrow night. It’s hard for me to remember to take care of myself. At this point I know I need to.

Okay, I've done Astrid + kids posts, now it's Hiccup's turn

Hiccup hogs the kids when they’re babies. He was never a fan of babies in the past, but his kids are too cute to resist.

He changes diapers because he doesn’t believe it’s only a woman’s job to deal with the nasty stuff.

He loves putting the kids to bed. It gives Astrid a break and also gives him time to hang out with his munchkins.

Hiccup cries when Ingrid says “I love you” for the first time at age 3.

Hiccup takes the kids on flights.

And there’s always fights over who goes flying first.

Hiccup also is the one to take his kids to pick out their dragons.

Hiccup doesn’t bathe with the kids like Astrid does, but on nights they don’t ask to have a bath with Mama, he bathes them.

He also helps with potty training.

Hiccup sits between Stoick and Ingrid when they fight.

Although he has a soft spot for his little girl, he knows he has to be fair.

The kids think it’s funny to take Hiccup’s leg while he’s napping. He doesn’t see the humor.

He’s gotten lots of bruises from trying to stand up and falling when this happens.

Hiccup cooks with his kids.

Hiccup is responsible for giving the boys “the talk.” Surprisingly, it goes really well.

The boys come to Hiccup for girl advice. They tried asking Uncle Snotlout once, but it didn’t go very well.

Hiccup tries to be strict, but he gives into his kids more easily than he wants to.

slytherin girls tapping their matte black nails impatiently on the desks, waiting for charms to be over so they can fix their roots, fiddling with the laces of their worn out combat boots, applying perfect winged eyeliner without even trying, scrawling their name in sharpies on the bottoms of their desks, wearing shorts in the dead of winter because they could, sending each other bad selfies in the middle of the night, perfecting the messy bun, dorms filled with old polariods and louboutins and old sweaters strewn everywhere

hufflepuff girls having kitchen raids at two in the morning, wearing ridiculously oversize yellow sweaters, using dry shampoo much too often, wearing the most glittery highlighters, perfecting curled ombre hair, using up whole packs of polaroid film at once, leaving nice notes on everyone’s bed, wearing ripped tights because why not, always laughing in the hallways, playing muggle music on old record players and dorms filled with all kinds of plants and cacti 

gryffindor girls having the perfect dutch braids, all taking baths in the prefects bathroom at the same time, dancing in the rain, snapping their gum loudly, watching old films in the common room, perfecting the red lip, doing dares that seem stupid in the morning, playing muggle soccer on the quidditch pitch, group chats with every gryffindor girl, wearing red ponchos that are obnoxiously loud when you move, dorms draped in gold and covered in lights and always having enough snacks laying around

ravenclaw girls having study sessions and always writing the most beautiful notes, perfecting their sharp eyebrows, watching netflix when they’re supposed to be studying, making their own perfumes, running around in the hallways after curfew, having a flawless instagram feed, wearing tattered and ripped jeans, annotating books until they were covered in notes, brewing their own skin treatments, dorms filled with stacks of books and to do lists and covered in blue lights

slow-clapping-in-the-distance  asked:

Hello, I have always loved the Samoyed breed but have wondered how they are as pets. I know they're known to be heavy shedders, and some tips on how to deal with that hair would be very much appreciated! I have a Westie right now, but I used to own Spitzes and I'm pretty used to the shedding :)

Heavy shedders indeed! While different Samoyed owners will report different levels of intensity - and it will vary depending on gender, neuter/spay status, and time of year - you’re still definitely looking at heavy shedding. If you aren’t prepared to… 

  • desensitize your puppy as young as possible to the grooming process 
  • brush daily during certain times of the year, several times a week the rest of the year
  • vacuum a lot
  • have hair on your furniture, clothes, eyes, inside of your mouth
  • pay a decent amount for an experienced groomer semi-frequently OR do your own set up 

…then you should not get a Samoyed. 

As with the varying opinions on intensity of shedding, there are also varying suggestions on how frequently you should take your Sammy to the groomer (or bathe them yourselves), but it should be at least twice a year for the puppo’s health. More information here, from the Samoyed Club of America: https://www.samoyedclubofamerica.org/the-samoyed/health-and-care/grooming/  

The #1 best way to keep shedding down… is with frequent line combing and brushing. Do not ever shave your Sammy unless it is necessary for medical reasons. Do not ever use a Furminator, please, it will damage his coat. If you want to do your own grooming setup, here are the best videos & resources I’ve found online. These are all done by the Samoyed Moms who consist of some owners and breeders. 

Anyway, that’s grooming. If you’re more interested in what they are like as pets, then I would turn to YouTube videos and the Samoyed reddit. I would also recommend contacting the SCA and seeing if you can attend some shows, get involved with rescues, or even meet a breeder just to get to know the dogs. 

Originally posted by dailyhappylife

Every Samoyed I’ve ever known has a very relaxed, polite temperament. They are not easily bothered or stirred - they politely and gently remove themselves from the situation instead, if necessary. Important things to know about them as a breed are the following: 

  • They NEED to be with you and your family. While they are an ancient breed, they are more people-oriented than, say, huskies. Some are cuddle bugs, some are less so because they get hot, but they are still not the type of dog to do well being left alone for long periods of time. If you do that, there is a good chance there will be some destruction as a result of boredom and potentially anxiety. 
  • They are independent thinkers. Training will be different than other dog breeds. Once they’ve learned a new trick, it’s better to generally move onto something new than to keep repeating something they’ve already learned. It’s boring and they’ll definitely let you know. 
  • They are, in general, jokesters. Some breed judges prefer Samoyeds that aren’t perfectly behaved in the ring because they feel that better represents the breed as a whole.

In essence, the Samoyede people that the breed is named after bred and raised them to work independently from humans. Typically, they’d have several dogs and one would be the “lead” dog that took some instruction from the humans. That dog would then lead the others to their tasks for the day - herding, pulling, what have you. At the end of the day, though, they returned home to their people, often to snuggle up and help keep everyone warm. Notice how throughout their typical day they are either with other dogs or people, though! They don’t like to be alone. 

Finally, if you keep the giant wads of fur you’ve brushed out of your Sammy, you can do as the Samoyede people did and save their fur for spinning and knitting (another trait they bred for was their fur texture!). 

Answered by: @phdpaws

ohbvcks  asked:

Derek Hale finding he enjoys bath bombs. Especially if they're what, lavender, I think that are the calming ones? Yeah. After a particularly rough night he goes home and drops one into a hot bath. Bonus points for Stiles' reaction being purely and genuinely in awe.

Derek doesn’t treat himself often. The store had been one of Laura’s favorites, and for the longest time he could never walk past it without the scents of the vanilla and cinnamon making him think of her. She’d enjoyed using the bath bombs a lot, and Derek remembers as a teenager he’d complain all the time about the colorful streaks left in the tub. 

He’s looking in the shop window, and for the first time in a long while, the feeling is different– time has eased the pain and the guilt, and now it’s just the fond memories of his sister. 

Derek pushes the door open, and the bell tinkles merrily. The employees are friendly– perhaps a bit too friendly and knowledgeable, and Derek doesn’t know how he finds himself talking, but talk he does. He doesn’t know what quite he wants, but he likes this scent, and he like relaxing after a long day, and … ends up purchasing an entire bag’s worth of bath bombs, hand creams, and a soap bar shaped like a spaceship for Stiles. 

He gets home and puts dinner in the oven, puts away the laundry, and sits on the couch, wondering what to do next. Stiles won’t be home for awhile; Derek could take this opportunity to work on his next book, but he’s still waiting for feedback from his editor from the last one, and he doesn’t want to switch mindsets on his projects just yet. 

The little brown bag is still sitting invitingly on the table; Derek takes out the tissue-wrapped one for Stiles and puts it in the bedroom, then takes the rest of it to the bathroom. He fills the tub, wondering when the last time he took an actual bath. He must have been a kid. 

The purple-and-pink bath bomb has a touch of glitter in it, and when dropped in the water it starts fizzing immediately, exploding in a cascade of color and gentle lavender scent. Derek undresses and gets in the tub, closing his eyes.

It is calming. The warm water and bubbles are foaming gently around him, and the scent lulls him into a soft peace. 

“There you are,” Stiles says, his voice a little awed. 

Derek opens his eyes. Stiles is standing in the bathroom doorway, still in his deputy uniform, smiling fondly at him. 

“You’re home early,” Derek says.

Stiles walks over to the tub, bending down to kiss Derek on the forehead. “Yeah, I finished everything. Plus, I wanted to see you. Dinner smells amazing, by the way. How was your day? Got yourself some bubble bath, I see.” Stiles dips his fingers in the water, flicking a bubble at Derek.

“I like it.”

“It’s a good look on you,” Stiles says.

“What is?”

“Happy.” 

This makes Derek smile, and he tugs Stiles closer by the shirt, pulling him in for a deep kiss. “You’re getting me all wet,” Stiles says, laughing. 

“Good, now you can join me.”

Stiles laughs and gets undressed, stepping carefully in the tub. It takes some bit of rearranging for them both to fit, but they manage. Derek hums to himself, kissing the back of Stiles’ neck, listening to him talk about his day. He may have never thought he’d get this quiet, soft domesticity, never thought he’d deserve it. But he does. He closes his eyes and lets the sound of Stiles’ voice and the warmth of the bath draw him in, the feeling of safety and comfort and love all around him.

alright but i can’t stop thinking about this… andrew and neil had never have pets. in their life. and they get cats of all animals:

  • Neil would do his best on researching about them whenever he doesn’t know why they behave a certain way, but still he’ll never understand his cats’ behaviour so he kind of rolls with it.
    It’s different with andrew, because he still isn’t used to them and they’re an inconvenience he can’t get rid of 
  • the first time they hear one of their cats purr is an experience they’ll never forget: 
  • Neil: Andrew…. come listen to this
    Andrew: ….. it’s vibrating.
  • just when andrew DECIDED to give Sir a scratch, the cat bites his finger. not roughly, just a sign that means “leave me alone for now” but andrew just thinks the cat doesn’t like him and tells neil he doesn’t like the cat either and he’ll never bother again
  • but later he tries again, luckily when Sir is in a good mood and he is pleased to hear him purr. Neil too.
  • the cats always get in Neil’s way when he goes to feed them, and they’ve made him trip hundreds of times. He’s stepped on their tails too, on accident, and andrew had to come to tell him the cats were just fine before he panicked. 
  • neil loves playing with the cats. he has scratches all over his fingers and hands because he plays hiding his hands behind the couch or chairs, and the cats attack them when he wiggles his fingers 
  • whenever andrew walks into the kitchen the cats follow him because they think he’ll feed them. they meow loudly and purr, with their tails up and scratch the counter where Neil keeps their food. Andrew just stares at them as he slowly pours himself coffee.
  • BATHING THEM. it’s also neil’s job, but andrew helps whenever he feels like it. 
  • The first time they bathe them, they discover that Sir is not that fat, he just has a Lot of hair. and also, that King Fluffkins loves water.
    Andrew takes pictures of Sir’s wet figure as the animal stares right into the camera with an expression that clearly says “help”
  • CAT HAIR, rip andrew’s all black wardrobe 
  • they had learned to keep their wardrobe CLOSED SHUT the hard way,   because they had woken up to the cats sleeping in there, over their clothes.
  • andrew can’t go to the bathroom without Fluffkins sticking his paw under the door, and he finds annoying the first times, but then he grows used to it and would poke it and snort when Fluffkins’ claws poke him back.
  • andrew finds all the shit cats do amusing: Like jumping 6 feet high when they get scared, running non-stop around the house and crawling on furniture with a stunned look on their face, the way their pupils dilate and the little wiggle they do when they’re about to jump on neil’s fingers, or when they climb up the courtains 
  • neil can’t be one minute sitting with his laptop that one of the cats HAS to walk over him and sit over his computer
  • andrew:

ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʙᴀʙʏ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ!


      PREGNANCY -

❝ We’re going to be parents! ❞
❝ Did you feel him/her/them kick!? ❞
❝ Do you want to feel the baby? ❞
❝ I’m pregnant…and it’s yours. ❞
❝ Do you think I’ll make a good mother/father? ❞
❝ What are you hoping for? ❞
❝ I feel so nauseous today… ❞
❝ What should we name him/her/them? ❞
❝ How many diapers do you think we’ll need? ❞
❝ You’re crying over a puppy? ❞
❝ Is just strawberry okay? They didn’t have strawberries and cream. ❞
❝ I’ve read this book four times I’m basically an expert by now. ❞
❝ Boy or girl? ❞
❝ Wait, do we have everything on this list I found? ❞
❝ Can you put the crib together? I’m so tired. ❞
❝ This kid can come out anytime it’s ready. ❞      
❝ You’re glowing. ❞
❝ How far along are you? ❞
❝ Please don’t freak out…but I’m pregnant. I SAID DON’T FREAK OUT. ❞
❝ Hospital. Now! ❞
❝ I think that was a contraction… ❞
❝ The due date’s not until next week! ❞

     NEW BABY -

❝ S/He’s your kid before five in the morning. ❞
❝ We need to go on a diaper run again. ❞
❝ We’re out of formula–where’s the other can!? ❞
❝ Ugh, s/he spit up on my good shirt! ❞
❝ S/he won’t stop crying, I don’t know what to do. ❞        
❝ Please take him/her, I’m going to go crazy with the screaming. ❞
❝ Is it even possible for a baby to scream so much!? ❞
❝ Should they be breathing like that? ❞
❝ I need to go check on the baby. ❞    
❝ If you never put him/her down you’ll spoil him/her. ❞
❝ Daddy/Mommy’s little girl/boy! ❞
❝ Good morning, little spawn of Satan! ❞
❝ Shhh, they’re finally asleep.  ❞    
❝ Dammit, I just got them to sleep! ❞
❝ Be careful, s/he’s a hair puller…. ❞
❝ Where’s the pacifier!? ❞
❝ I can’t find his/her blanket, please help me. ❞    
❝ I’ve been up since four this morning, it’s your turn. ❞
❝ I found you and the baby sleeping in the recliner at six am and it was so precious. ❞
❝ Stroller, diaper bag, playpen, blanket, bottles, what else do we need before we go to your parents? ❞
❝ A babysitter!? Are you insane!? ❞    
❝ You’re going to spoil them. ❞    
❝ We can’t go out with the baby, that’s just asking for trouble. ❞
❝ Baby’s awake… ❞
❝ S/he’s so precious…. ❞
❝ This is our son/daughter…. ❞
❝ We make damn beautiful babies. ❞
❝ Look at his/her little feet… ❞
❝ S/he has your eyes. ❞
❝ Do not dress him/her in that! ❞    
❝ Be careful with him/her! ❞
❝ Did you remember to pack his/her toy? ❞
❝ His/her first tooth came in today. Already bit me.❞
❝ Did you hear that? That was a cough.❞           

        CHILDREN -

❝ The kids won’t stop fighting. ❞
❝ We should have another. ❞
❝ Stop giving them dessert before dinner! ❞
❝ You’re going to spoil them rotten… ❞
❝ You need to learn not to fall for the puppy dog eyes.  ❞
❝ I just love them so much!? ❞    
❝ How are we going to break the news to them that they’re getting a brother/sister? ❞
❝ Their screaming woke the baby… ❞    
❝ I’m a horrible mother/father… ❞
❝ How can you make the baby hush and I can’t? ❞
❝ Was that a word!? ❞
❝ His/her first word better not be a damn cuss word! ❞    
❝ You look exhausted. ❞
❝ First steps! First steps! ❞
❝ Watch, s/he can roll over now! ❞
❝ I don’t want anyone else watching our baby/children. ❞    
❝ They totally wanted to build the pillow fort, not me. ❞
❝ Can you manage dropping them off? ❞
❝ Damn terrible twos, right? ❞
❝ How did they outgrow their clothes so fast!? ❞   
❝ I think we make damn good parents. ❞
❝ Why are both you and the baby crying? ❞
❝ Here, I’ll watch him/her, you go relax. ❞
❝ I haven’t been able to put her/him down all morning/day/night. ❞    
❝ S/he doesn’t want me, s/he wants you! ❞
❝ S/he just ran into the coffee table, don’t worry. ❞
❝ Stop fighting with me in front of the kid/s! ❞
❝ We shouldn’t have dressed the twins in matching outfits… ❞    
❝ Can I hold him/her? ❞
❝ S/he has separation anxiety because you never put them down! ❞
❝ My mother always hoped my kids would end up like me…I’m so sorry. ❞
❝ I wouldn’t let them do ____, so they started crying. ❞  
❝ Oh, s/he’s just a little angel! ❞
❝ Hello, little one! ❞
❝ I can babysit if you’d like. ❞
❝ Guess who broke your favorite ____. ❞  
❝ Finally got him/her/them to sleep. ❞
❝ It’s your turn to put him/her/them to bed. ❞
❝ I hate bath time. ❞
❝ Can you help me with the kids for five goddamn minutes!? ❞
 
❝ I think ____ is jealous of the baby. ❞
❝ ___ just hit ___, can you do something!? ❞
❝ Is locking kids in the basement against the law!? ❞
❝ They’re cute when they’re quiet. ❞
❝ Maybe taking them to the park will let out all their energy. ❞
❝ _____ colored on the walls today… ❞
❝ Look at the mess they made again… ❞      
                     

1. You take a bite out of the brownie and I finish it. We’re both high as hell, and we move lazily in your bed, drifting in and out. You hold my hand. I was scared until I met you.

2. You told me it was awful with her and you were happy I changed my mind and came back. I told you I thought about you every time I lay next to him and that it’s always been you. You’ve always been the one.

3 We’re in the bath, except the water keeps spilling each time we move and I have to keep refilling it with hot water. We talk and sing and you’re smiling from ear to ear. I can’t believe somebody like you is in love with me. It might be a miracle.

4. When you ask me what I’m writing about, the answer is always you. You and your blue eyes and button-ups and the night we met in front of the bar I lived above. You and the future I can’t help but imagine. You and the way you kiss me and touch me and love me. I can’t imagine life without you, you know.

5. I’m happy you came back, too.

—  cut scene: “five times i knew that you were it for me”
Entertain me!

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?