take off doc

  • ???: *knock knock*
  • Me: Who’s there?
  • ???: Adulthood.
  • Me: Adulthood who?
  • Adulthood: See, this is why you struggle.

@daringlybelieving I got your back.

AU based on this post.

“All right… um…” Genji was dripping blood on the floor and he rubbed the back of his neck with the arm that didn’t have the bullet wound in the shoulder, “I… I realize this looks bad.”

“You’re the Sparrow…” said Mercy, her eyes wide, “You’re the killer.

“Assassin,” said Genji, as if that would help.

What’s the difference!?” Mercy was on the edge of hysterics.

“Motivation and the prominence of the target?” said Genji.

Scheisse–Why does it have to be you?!” 

“I… uh…” Genji was growing paler by the second and swayed a little where he stood, then braced a hand on the doorway to her room before he could collapse.

Ach du-–Get in here!” she grabbed him by the front of his black tunic and yanked him, stumbling, into the hotel room. The door clicked shut behind him as she pretty much shoved him into the bathroom and made him stand in the tub. 

“You’re… helping me?” he said as she handed him a towel.

“I’m making sure you don’t die. Keep pressure on it,” she said. She then looked over his shoulder. “No exit wound…Verdammt, McCree…” she said, walking out of the bathroom and opening the hotel room’s mini bar, grabbing the bottle of vodka from it. She paused and went to her suitcase and grabbed her caduceus blaster as well, stuffing it down the back of her pants.

“If I could have told you—” Genji started as she walked back into the bathroom with the bottle of vodka and a small first aid kit she kept in her bag. She shot him a look and he immediately fell quiet. She forced him down to a seating position in the tub.

“Shirt off.”

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anonymous asked:

I probably shouldn't mention Cars 2, but part of me wants to see a fic about Doc smacking some Lemons around in that 'battle' in London. ;)

Having just come from there, I have some ideas…


Doc was agitated as it was. His sort of racing was the kind that originated in the backwoods of America - not this strange, twisting, cross-functional stuff. He’d sucked up his distaste for leaving the country because he wanted to support Lightning, but even so, was obviously unhappy.

Then things got worse. Mater went missing, joined some spies, and now a bunch of low-lifes were trying to kill Lightning? Not on Doc’s watch, they weren’t. He didn’t even bother to try and consider the lack of reasoning behind the whole situation. He was mad enough to act without it.

Perhaps acting without reason was the best approach. He sat there, in the crossroads of some foreign city, facing a row of lemons equipped with nothing other than blowtorches. Was that really the best they could come up with? As a doctor, he thought about all the fun equipment he wished he’d brought with him.

But he didn’t have that. He didn’t have anything, but twenty yards away, a bomb was strapped to a friend of his and many lives were in danger. He had to do something. 

He faced the torch-equipped, pint-sized cars and revved his engine. The sound was much louder than anything else in the area, and it startled them. He kept it running at a high RPM, and after they briefly hesitated, he cut lose with a yell and charged at them.

Their small bodies were no match for his old school metal. They tried to dive out of the way, but an unlucky few were smashed and thrown off to the side. Doc was in the zone now. He picked a new target and plowed into them, knocking them into the next guy. Every time he rendered a lemon immobile, there was another just waiting for punishment. There was some satisfying irony surrounding the doctor mutilating the criminals.

It only lasted a minute at most before the British military showed to clean the mess up. And for some reason, this was the happiest Doc had felt the entire trip. He’d done his part and vented some frustration all at the same time. Now it was back to solving the problem at hand - how to disarm a bomb.

anonymous asked:

Omg you and Harry getting it on with some music on shuffle and one of the other boys songs comes on and Harry is caught off guard at first and tries to roll with it and you notice he’s trying to block it out but he stops a few seconds later “babe, I can’t just give me-“ he get off you and takes the phone off the doc “let’s just not listen to music”

I just snorted imagining having sex with Harry while “Just Hold On” plays

Yugioh the Darkside of Dimensions summary (with images/sketches)

SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS IMAGE HEAVY

I tried taking notes as I was watching the movie so I got the first couple of duels down but after a certain point I was like uggggh 

  So OBVIOUSLY SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS!!!!! 

 I also tried take screen caps from trailers so far to put them in where certain events happen too. Two characters i did a quick sketch of they can be found during the summary too. I also read through this summary http://tachishini.tumblr.com/post/143242399662/yu-gi-oh-the-darkside-of-dimensions because there were parts I was a bit confused or wasn’t clear to me and wanted to find another summary to confirm. 

update: HJ has a more comphernsive plot summary http://hjwritesthings.tumblr.com/post/144410784844/dark-side-of-dimensions-summary

A non-story spoiler of note is that Kazuki Takahashi was the one to keyframe/animate the scene of Yugi putting on the new duel disk.

My thoughts at the end if you want to just read that.

 Let’s begin!


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that did not take as long as i thought it would

but jesus christ, looking at scratch’s logs now is like reading one of hal’s logs in white. i cannot believe the original theory didn’t take off more. doc scratch is ar with less bro puns and more omniscience. the repetition and insistence on their good qualities, the over explanations of mundane things, the arrogance and self-assurance, the obvious delight in psychologically messing with people, the whole ‘i’m doing this for everyone’s sake, i’m not evil’, FUCK

it’s hard to pick out specific things, the above are all just general comparisons of their personalities and manner of speaking. did find a couple things in his conversation with rose though

almost had an arquius/equius moment

the sentence structure is referencing something rose said earlier, but that particular insult came out of absolutely nowhere and is incredibly ‘strider’

and of course

You Must Be The Roomie [Otayuri] [Part Two]

Summary:  AU where Yuri Plisetsky is a 19 year old social media star/dancer and is at college, and his roommate is in a band with Otabek Altin, who Yuri can’t help but pine over.

Keep in mind: this fic follows the idea of yuri acting like a punk ass douche bag, but hes actually kinda shy and smol (especially around otabek). Otabek is a bit of a sarcastic lil shit in this, and definitely the dom lol (but for some reason hes smol in this??)

Part: two of ?? [find part one here] [find part three here]

i follow back (unless you’re a porn blog) 


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Sorority Rush 101
  • Thinking about rushing a sorority? Maybe you’re a legacy and you KNOW you’re going Greek. Or, you could be somewhere in between. No matter where you are on the rush excitement spectrum, here are some tips from a veteran:
  • Don’t listen to dorm floor chatter about what houses are “good” and which ones are “lame.” That isn’t a thing. There are different houses because there are different types of girls, no one is better than the other.
  • Dress nicely, but don’t lose your personality. The right house will love you for you, so make sure you share that with the girls. If you never take off your Doc Marten’s, keep them on.
  • Go into every house party with an open mind. You never know who you will meet or connect with when walk in the door. Let yourself be surprised without preconceived notions. You could miss out on the right fit.
  • Always remember that no matter what house you decide to pledge, you can be friends with ANY of the girls you meet during the rush process, even if they are already in or decide to pledge a different house.
  • Don’t forget that the girls rushing you have been exactly where you have been before. They understand it’s rough.
  • The sorority girls are all rooting for you. They want you to have a good time, enjoy their house and company, and find the best fit for a house for you, even if it’s not their own.
  • Don’t be afraid to eat the food! That’s why it’s there! Also…it’s DELICIOUS.
  • If you get cut from a house you really liked, try not to take it personally. Besides, you don’t want to be part of a house that doesn’t want you.
  • Just because you rush doesn’t mean you have to pledge a house. Don’t feel pressured to join because you got a bid. Also, if you do accept a bid, you have until initiation to decide if you want to stay.
  • You will end up in the house you are supposed to be in. I promise; the system works. Give the girls a chance if you didn’t get into your first choice.
  • It’s not a lie when the girls say that these will be your very best friends for life. They’ll find apartments with you after college, they’ll stay up and let you talk and cry as long as you want, they’ll throw you the most kickass bachelorette party, they’ll be standing with you at your wedding, and they’ll be with you for everything in between.
  • Gosh darn it…HAVE FUN!

okay this will be the simmons losing his arm part of the story, this whole thing is sorta like a big combination of things people have talked to me about and i tried my best to stick it all together

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omg but just think of it

Flashback to the 1994 pocket universe. Bonnie and Damon are lying on the hood of the Camaro, side by side, staring into the starry night sky.

Bonnie wonders if the entire universe is empty, or if it’s just Earth. Like are there innumerable empty planets revolving around each of those stars out there? 

“Wouldn’t that be terrible?” she asks. She used to look up at the night sky when they were back home and feel comforted to feel so small, to feel that all her pain and all her burdens were so meaningless in the scope of the vast possibility of an endless cosmos, she tells him. So wouldn’t it be awful if it was just the two of them now, completely alone out of all the worlds and all the stars and all the galaxies?

He doesn’t have an answer to that. Instead he turns to watch her, staring up at that sky. 

“Do you want to play truth or dare?”

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A B-29 Superfortress, known as ‘Doc,’ takes off for the first time in approximately 60 years, July 17, 2016, at McConnell Air Force Base, Kan. Hundreds of people gathered on and around McConnell AFB to watch this historic flight.(U.S. Air Force photo/Airman 1st Class Jenna K. Caldwell)