take my money i don't care

  • customer: i bought some yogurt here the other day and it tasted funny. i'd like a refund.
  • me: sorry to hear that. do you have the receipt?
  • customer: no, i don't keep receipts?
  • me: that's okay, i''ll just scan the package.
  • customer: i threw the yogurt out.
  • me: sorry, i really can't do a refund with zero proof that there was ever any product purchased.
  • customer: you're very rude.
  • me: [lies down on the floor and screams]