take me to hogwarts

  • Ravenclaw (right after they've graduated hogwarts): You know now, as far as society is concerned, we're adults.
  • Hufflepuff: Yes! Isn't it exciting?
  • Ravenclaw: Adults who have to make their own decisions about their lives.
  • Hufflepuff: It's so freeing, isn't it?
  • Ravenclaw: I have no idea what I'm doing and I want to go back to school.
  • Hufflepuff: ...
  • Ravenclaw: I don't want to do classes or anything, I just want someone to cook for me and tell me when meals are so I don't forget and basically be able to ignore life's responsibilities.
Marauders at Disney
  • James and Sirius, upon entering the park, make a beeline to secure fast passes for their favorite rides (the ones like Matterhorn, Indiana Jones, Space Mountain, etc.)
  • At this point, Remus is really regretting not investing in a pair of those child-leashes that a good third of the parents at the theme park are sporting.
  • Peter tries running after Sirius and James, but gives up (not being fast enough) and hangs back alongside Remus, getting distracted by the array of gift/candy shops lining Main Street USA
  • Remus has to get a picture of Sleeping Beauty’s castle upon entering. He just has to. 
  • James and Sirius are really smug when they get to cut in front of everyone with their fast passes. Remus just gives apologetic looks, and Peter has to shovel down the pretzel he bought before they get on the ride. 
  • Ok, so considering the average temperature for Scotland during the summer time is around fifty seven degrees, and for southern California (L.A.) it’s around eighty one- they’re dying.
  • James and Sirius are wearing the bare minimum, and Remus has to rent a locker to stuff his sweater into
  • Sirius is rocking a man bun
  • James buys a Wizard Mickey hat and absolutely refuses to take it off
  • Peter may or may not be on his fifth churro by the time lunch rolls around
  • Remus really enjoys the small corners and alleys of the park where the crowd thins 
  • Peter gets a coonskin hat from frontierland
  • Lots of shameless flirting with princesses coming from Sirius that result in autographs with the occasional phone number attached. 
  • James seeing the Ariel and automatically missing Lily
  • Peter getting sick on the teacups ride after James decides to spin theirs as fast as he fucking can.
  • Lots of “JAMES NO!” 
  • Sirius and James, after hearing about the two hundred feral cats that prowl the park at night, decide to go on a hunt for them
  • They legit smuggle cat nip inside the park and search the bushes for cats
  • Remus is so done with everyone’s shit
  • He just wants to have a normal visit at Disneyland is that so hard to ask?
  • Peter really wants to watch the parades, but Remus sees this as an opportune time to beat the crowds (now gathered along the street) to the rides
  • Remus is honestly ride or die. He doesn’t fuck with these slow ass tourists who have no idea where they’re going. He knows where to go and everyone is getting in his way.
  • Sirius getting picked on by characters (i.e. Chip ‘n Dale tugging on his man bun and snickering at it) 
  • James in a flexing contest with Gaston
  • Remus only taking pictures the Mickey and Friends characters
  • And he’s all embarrassed to walk up to them at first 
  • James taking the mic from the tour guide on Jungle Cruise because he thinks his jokes are lame, so he starts dishing out puns like its nothing and does a mic drop
  • Peter screaming a little too shrilly when the Yeti pops out on the Matterhorn
  • Sirius and James trying to find the entrance to the secret basketball court on the matterhorn
  • Also using alohomora to get into restricted areas of the park
  • Sirius singing Small World on repeat
  • James trying to harmonize
  • Remus really likes walking through Sleeping Beauty’s Castle (James and Sirius are hardly impressed)
  • But his favorite ride is the Disneyland Rail Road
  • Peter’s favorite ride is Star Tours and he convinces the others to ride it at least four times throughout the day.
  • James’ favorite ride is Indiana Jones. When he sees the snake statues in the ride, he mutters “Snivellus?”
  • Sirius prefers Pirates of the Caribbean 
  • Remus getting really insecure because he notices little kids looking at the scars on his face with mild confusion- some are even scared
  • But then Peter Pan comes over and he does his thing. He tells Remus (making a big show of it so that others can hear) that he must’ve put up a good fight against the “pirate” that did that, and comments on how brave he is
  • Remus is just smiling the entire time and plays along with Peter Pan, and the kids gathered around are awestruck
  • Sirius and James posing for the camera on Splash Mountain 
  • Having to restrain Sirius and James from jumping into the Rivers of America to get to the island
  • me on a date: so what's your hogwarts house?
  • date: I don't know...
  • me shoving breadsticks into my purse: something's come up I've-
  • date: I mean no one can truly know their house because the online quizzes are nothing compared to the sorting hat.
  • me slowly takes breadstick out of purse: go on
  • <p> <b>Ravenclaw:</b> I don't like sleeping in the dark. It's too spooky.<p/><b>Slytherin:</b> We literally live in a castle full of ghosts and ghouls and you're still afraid of things that go bump in the night?<p/><b>Ravenclaw:</b> If anything the proven existence of these creatures only made my fear more logical.<p/></p>
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@mardisoir and @just-french-me-up are being super wonderful, kind and encouraging and thus I have finally gotten round to making a Ravenclaw Jean Prouvaire
Also dedicated to my wonderful other half @montparnassee who has been a constant support system and is just an absolutely beautiful human being ❤︎

I know a lot of you head-cannon Jehan in Hufflepuff but I only have a Ravenclaw tie so I couldn’t do both ❤︎

Ravenclaw: *sees a spider*

Ravenclaw: “Gryffindor, I require your immediate assistance!”

Gryffindor: “Is that a spider? Just kill it.”

Ravenclaw: “What? No.”

Ravenclaw: “I mean, who are we to decide the value of a life? That spider has as much of a right to be here as we do, and–”

Gryffindor: “You’re scared of it, aren’t you?”

Ravenclaw: *sputters* “What? Haha nooo”

Gryffindor: “Do you want me to take it outside?”

Ravenclaw: “…Yes.”

Masterlist thing

Hey Everyone, this is my masterlist type of thing for my imagines, sorry it’s kind of long and strange, but I hope you enjoy. Love you all and I hope you have an amazing day!

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Newt Scamander X Reader imagines

Drawn Together-Newt and the reader are friends, but Newt wishes they could be more  X

Protective Side- Newt and the reader are out on a date but the reader’s ex shows up to the scene X

Flowers in Your Hair-Reader is stressed so Newt helps them relax  X

My Eyes are Different, Darling- Reader meets with a friend, but this meeting results in them feeling very insecure and Newt finds out and comforts them   X

Empty Bed- Reader has trouble sleeping   X

Chains- The reader’s heart is hurting (depression related)  X

An Unexpected Rescue- Newt and the reader step in to save a harmed creature while in the city   X

Sips of Jealousy- Reader is jealous of Newt and Tina, and later Newt finds her sobbing and drunk (mentions of drinking)   X

Early Delivery- Reader is pregnant and goes into labor in the case  X

Tickled Pink Part one - Newt meets the reader, who is a metamorphmagus and passionate creature lover, when visiting with Tina and Queenie  X

Tickled Pink Part two-  X

Handwritten Heartbreak- Newt misses the reader  X

Click- The reader is an aspiring fiction author, yet when met with Writer’s Block, they start to lose faith in their passionate and abilities, causing Newt to make things right  X

It’s What’s Best For You Sweetheart- The reader’s parents don’t like Newt, even though the fact that he’s been dating the reader since Hogwarts   X

Trinkets of Treasure- It’s Newt and the reader’s anniversary, and the Niffler steals Newt’s gift to them.  X

Just Us- Newt and the reader enjoy a honeymoon together (very fluffy)  X

Slipping Into Moonlight- Newt wakes up in the middle of the night to see the reader still awake  X

Be Mine- A Valentine’s Day imagine  X

Forget Me Not, My Love- the reader has to be obliviated following the events that occurred in New York  X

Satisfied-Part One- Newt has fallen for the reader, but he knows hat his brother and you have formed a connection (based off of the song Satisfied from Hamilton  X      Part 2

Slipping Away-Newt has been distant, and it starts to take a toll on the relationship X

It Takes Two to Cuddle-The reader is feeling quite lonely, and Newt arrives to help   X

In and Out- The reader is bullied, causing a panic attack to occur, but Newt helps comfort them (takes place at Hogwarts)  X

Please Don’t Leave Me- The reader is extremely hurt during the fight with Graves, and in that moment they reveal their feelings to Newt (probably one of the most angsty things I’ve ever written)  X

As Bad As the Niffler- Newt realizes that one of his sweaters has gone missing from his closet  X

Show You- The reader has a disability but is insecure and doesn’t think that anyone will love her, but Newt shows them otherwise (disabled fem! reader by special request)  X

Out of a Nightmare and Into a Dream- After Newt and the reader watch a scary movie, Newt comes to comfort them after noticing them let a few tears fall in their sleep. Fluffy comfort and a confession of feelings follows. X

Hearts Half Full- Reader suffers a miscarriage and begins to isolate herself more and more, but with time and care from Newt, everything starts to heal   X

Send Her My Love- (songfic) the reader is obliviated, but Newt still remembers everything they had together (Newt’s pov)   X

Sticks and Stones- Tina is jealous of the reader and Newt’s relationship  X

Ever So Charming- Newt gets himself and the reader in a tricky situation  X

Scars and Scattered Thoughts- The reader feels responsible for the scars that litter Newt’s body as they were not there to protect him, but Newt assures that that is not the case (part one is clean, part two will be a cont. and nsfw) 

Part 1  X      Part 2 (coming soon)

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Newt Scamander X Hogwarts!Reader Works

Headcanons for ALL the Hogwarts houses (List)  X

Ravenclaw Reader! part 1 X    Part 2:  X

Hufflepuff Reader! Part 1  X     Part 2:  X

Slytherin Reader! Part 1  X     Part 2:  X

Gryffindor! Reader Part 1 X     Part 2:  X

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Assorted Newt x Reader Headcanons

Traveling with Newt Headcanons   X

Newt Taking Care of You When You’re Sick/ Not Feeling Well Headcanons  X

Jealous! Newt Headcanons  X

Newt x Bookworm!Reader Headcanons   X

Random Fluffy Newt x reader Headcanons  X

More Fluffy newt x reader Headcanons   X

Newt Finding Out You Had a Bad Day Headcanons X

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Credence Barebone x Reader Imagines

Warm Hugs and Cocoa Mugs- he reader finds Credence upset in the streets and invites him in for some cocoa and comfort (Part 1X   Part 2  X

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This Sorting Hat Will Choose Your Hogwarts House Based On Your Preferences

I think this might be the most accurate Sorting Hat quiz out there (other than Pottermore maybe, though I feel like Pottermore should let you choose a house like the hat does) because I think it asks the questions the actual sorting hat would ask.

I got Ravenclaw because I chose it but I’m always torn between it and Hufflepuff. I’m not sure which one I identify the most with honestly.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy it. Just wanted to share it in case anyone else has doubts like me or just wants to take a fun quiz.

au for @everythingelsegoesherethen: dean winchester owns the marauders’ map and uses it to make sure he and castiel always ‘accidentally’ meet at strange times.

Since he became a Prefect at the beginning of his fifth year, Castiel Novak has dealt with a lot of troublemakers who clearly just haven’t read the Hogwarts rulebook.

Dean Winchester is not one of these.

Dean Winchester is clever. He knows exactly what he’s doing. He’s read the handbook and

And he never, ever gets caught.

Which is why Castiel is confused when he apprehends Dean for the third time in a month, trying unsuccessfully to get into a secret passage out of the school that Cas /knows he knows exactly how to access. And yet he’s tapping all over the one-eyes witch with his wand, cluelessly trying every combination of “Let me in!” that he can, acting for all the world as though he’s under some kind of Confundus charm.

He turns the light of his wand on Dean, and Dean turns around, doing a very good job of pretending to be startled.

“Dean Winchester?”

“Yeah, that’s me,” the boy grins, blushing and looking down at the floor but not seeming at all upset that he’s just been caught breaking five school rules at once.

“Yes, well, you’re out of bed after lights out, you’re messing with school property and you’re using magic in the corridors.” Cas is a little flustered and he can’t even explain why, but he still manages to tick at least some of the offenses off on his fingers.

“I /am? Oh, man, Cas, I’m so sorry. And I promise you it won’t happen again.” Dean is all mock-apologetic as he claps Cas on the shoulder and starts to walk away down the corridor.

“F-five points from Gryffindor!” Cas calls after him in a shaky voice.

This becomes a recurring problem. The following week, Cas runs into Dean in the restricted section of the library without a note giving him permission to be there. A few days later, he catches Dean in the act when he’s just about to set off a whole box of Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes fireworks. Another time, he finds Dean on the Quidditch pitch after dark when it’s supposed to be locked up, flying loops just to show off. Sometime after that, Cas goes to take a bath in the Prefects’ bathroom at the end of a long day, and he finds the tub already overflowing with bubbles, Dean in a pair of red swimming shorts lazily swimming laps.

And for some reason it’s always harder for Cas to keep his cool around Dean that it is around anyone else. Usually he’ll dole out detentions without even blinking;the whole school respecting his authority, but something about this kid has him barely remembering the name of the red and gold house that he’s supposed to be taking points from. It /irks him, because he was given the Prefect position for a /reason, and he’s supposed to be unbiased and impartial and above such things.

After all this has been going on for a good few months, and Cas is no closer to figuring out what exactly is going on in Dean Winchester’s unfairly pretty head, he finds a piece of parchment on the floor. It’s on his normal patrol route, but not on a main corridor - it’s on one of the back routes that only Cas is responsible for walking down on his shift after lights out. It’s placed right in the middle of the corridor where Cas is guaranteed to see it. Almost as though it was left especially for him.

He picks it up. It looks blank at first, but when he unfolds it, he sees that it’s a map - an incredibly detailed map of the whole of Hogwarts castle, every room drawn, Cas believes, perfectly to scale, labelled in calligraphy, every secret passage and hidden entryway marked. Not only that, but the map is enchanted, constantly moving, staircases twisting their way through the halls in what Cas suspects is real time, and most importantly of all, tiny sets of footprints making their way through the castle halls, each with a name attached to them. Cas spots his own name next to his own footprints, which are still in the exact spot that he’s in.

He takes a step forward, and the footprints move with him.

Most of the spots are clustered in the common rooms and dormitories at this time of night; just a few Prefects and professors wandering up and down the corridors. But Cas has a sneaking suspicion he knows who this map belongs to, and the person doesn’t seem to be in the Gryffindor boys’ dormitories where he should be. Against his will, Cas finds his eyes skating over the map, looking for the potential offender.

Dean Winchester’s spot is pacing the Tallest Astronomy Tower.

Of course, none of this necessarily means that the map /actually corresponds to where people actually are. It could just be an example. Could be everyone is placed randomly and doesn’t move, no matter where they really are.

Which, of course, explains why Cas is already walking purposefully towards the Astronomy tower, taking each set of stairs two at a time, checking the map every few seconds to make sure Dean is still in the same place.

He reaches the door to the tower, and he’s not even completely conscious of why he’s doing it, but he runs a hand through his hair to fluff it up and he straightens his blue and bronze tie before he walks inside.

Dean’s there, as predicted, no longer pacing but standing in the center of the room - waiting for him? The tower is open to the heavens - not like the Great Hall, not like an enchanted version of the sky, but actually open, the summer night stars glinting down and reflecting off of magical lights that have been conjured and left to hover all around the edge of the circular tower room, a light breeze ruffling Cas’ robes as he steps towards Dean, noticing that the usually bare wooden floor is scattered with large, puffy gold and bronze cushions.

Cas holds out the map. “I think this is yours.”

Dean takes it from him, not at all surprised to see Cas there. “Don’t think it’s really anyone’s. Thing kind of has a mind of its own. But yes, I’ve been using it for a while.”

“Tell me something?” Cas asks. “You just admitted this is yours. With this you can see anyone coming at any time, you can always stay one step ahead of any professor or prefect, you never have to get found out by anyone. But you keep letting me catch you. Why?“

"That depends,” Dean says with a smirk. “Why’d you bring the map back instead of handing it into a professor? Seems like it’s a contraband object. Seems like I /should get in trouble.”

Cas opened his mouth to retort to that, but realized he didn’t have anything to say. Why /had he come here? Dean was right, after all. His first instinct, as a Prefect with designs on Head Boy at some point in the future, should have been to turn the object over to a member of staff. His mind shouldn’t even necessarily have jumped to Dean. But it had, and now he was here.

“Alright. That aside, why’d you wait for me? Why’d you pick a specific place, here, that you have /no reason to be and just pace around hoping I’d show up to find you?”

Dean spluttered, but quickly recovered. “Why’d you look for me on the map? Why’d you stare at it for so long that you saw where I was in the first place?”

“Why’d you decorate? The stars, the lights, the cushions? Why’d you set this all up for a special occasion?”

They stared at each other for a while, breathing heavily, waiting for the other one to be the first to break.

Cas cracked, and Dean gave up at the same moment, and then he both of them were lunging towards each other, Dean grabbing Cas by the tie he’d just straightened, pulling it askew, Cas fisting both of his hands in Dean’s robes, both yanking the other towards them, crashing their lips together so hard that it was almost painful when they met, their bodies falling into each other, their teeth clashing and their noses bumping and when they pull apart, they both tumble down onto the pile of cushions they’ve set up and /now Cas understands why they’re there, /now it makes sense because their landing is soft and they can reach for each other again immediately, both of them lying on their sides in the heap of fluffy pillows, kissing each other over and over and over again, each one making their lips tingle. Over time, as they grow used to the feeling, the kisses become slower, softer, more languid, and the hooded eyes when they pull away from each other are less from desire and more from tiredness, and they’re both sure they’d be happy to sleep here.

"So, what? You’ve been risking detention and house points for Gryffindor and your reputation as someone who never gets caught just to… just to get my attention?” Cas asks finally, propping himself up on one elbow.

Dean tugs him back down and kisses him again. “Well, you’re risking your Prefect position right now. But I feel like you always have to risk a little something to get the best things in life.”

And between holding hands on long walks by the lake, between screaming themselves hoarse together at Quidditch matches, between feeding each other Bertie Botts’ Every Flavour Beans while studying in the library, and between many, many more long nights in the Astronomy tower, Cas learns that as frustrating and complicated as he is; Dean is definitely one of the best things in his life.

[breaking Slytherin conventions] “All Slytherins want to be dictators” Aesthetic

Why I am a Hufflepuff
  • Me (Hufflepuff): *is mad*
  • Slytherin: why are you making that face?
  • Me: I'm trying to be mad at you! You stole my muffin!
  • Slytherin: *chokes on muffin, trying not to laugh*
  • Me: do not laugh! I'm seriously mad at you!
  • Slytherin: *rolling on floor, dying of laughter*
  • Me: why doesn't anyone take me seriously..? *defeated*

okay but i REALLY need to know more about the demographic of hogwarts students in relation to their houses

do all houses have about the same amount of students? if not, do some houses generally have more/fewer students than others or does this change every year? and if some houses generally have more students than others, what affects this?

is there a noticeable difference between the houses pre-hogwarts kids want to be in versus the amount of students that actually end up in that house? is this due to history? politics? were there less slytherin students after the first and second wizarding war because it was said to be the “death eather house”? (did like 90% of kids born in, say, the 1990′s and 2000′s, want to be in gryffindor because that’s where the trio was? did celebrity culture influence this in general?)

is the gender distribution equal or do some houses generally have more female or more male students? if so, which houses are predominantly female or predominantly male? how do other qualifiers such as class or race play into this, if at all? did a lot of students from working class families end up in hufflepuff because their upbringing taught them to value hard work and dedication (typical hufflepuff values)?

what jobs are “typical” for houses? if there is a noticeable difference between houses, what fields would students of a specific house generally excel in the most? for example, do a lot of hufflepuffs go into law, compared to other houses? do a lot of gryffindors go into politics or activism?

jkr take cursed child back and give me answers instead

991. After the war, Harry and Ron ask the Hogwarts school board to forbid students from bringing in their own brooms for Quidditch matches (to keep the richer families from buying an advantage with more powerful brooms) unless they have valid excuses like medical reasons. In exchange for giving all the Hogwarts Quidditch teams high quality brooms to use for matches and practice, Harry and Ron offer to help advertise the broom companies by being seasonal spokesmen for their ads.

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