take jan

Y’all acting like predicting an alien threat to MCU’s Earth is some wildly amazing thing that no one could do unless they were ‘paranoid’! 

Aliens have already attacked! They actually attacked out of a big giant hole in the sky! And they whooped our asses but for the grace of six people, some really brave police/firemen, and a re-directed nuke. We also have big shiny fuck-off energy stones all around our earth that are clearly not from around here that people keep fighting over, and we know that Loki wasn’t acting alone.

Tony was the only one who saw the full might of what one attack brought, Tony is the only one beside Thor (and Fury) that is appreciating just what kind of force could be brought to bear against Earth, but Tony has apparently informed these suckers multiple times about what they’re up against and nobody chose to listen. Also Tony, “The Futurist is here!”, Tony Stark, Actual Genius, has been established as hyper-vigilant about future threats, both homegrown and far-flung.

Tony already had a plan in place for preparing for extraterrestrial threats before Wanda fucked with his head and before the Mind Stone fucked with Ultron that wasn’t ready for implementation but was a big idea in his head. “But his PTSD just made him paranoid” yes his PTSD is a big part of his character, so thrilled you finally noticed, he still did it and no one else did and this has been established for multiple movies so take your L and piss off.

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caitriona balfe + 2014 (insp.)

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2007 Drama Desk Award Nominees talk role switching - Raúl Esparza edition

Jonathan Groff in Spring Awakening. If only I were young enough.

No, maybe Gallagher. I can’t decide. I LOVE THAT SHOW! I love that show, I really do. Uh, and I went a little crazy for Coram Boy last night.

I think I would take Jan Maxwell’s part, in that one.

Steve poking Tony’s cheeks as he says, “Why you so cute?” with a poke for every word. The last poke ends on Tony’s nose which causes him to crinkle it up adorable and Steve sort of just melts

Ariel Winter’s 19 Sexiest Social Snaps

Ariel Winter may star in Modern Family, but if she wants to quit her day job, she could definitely be a social media star. To celebrate Ariel’s 19th birthday on Jan. 28, take a look at 19 of her most “confident” Instagram looks.

LBD

Ariel Winter knows you can never go wrong with black. The Modern Family star looked gorgeous in this form-fitting lingerie-like number. (Photo: Instagram)

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Big fan

Shouldn’t every day be Burt Reynolds day? “I have a Burt shirt and you don’t #throwinshade,” Winter captioned this revealing shot. (Photo: Instagram)

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She’s got legs

No pants, no problem! The actress opted to show off her lace-up shoes and peekaboo shirt in this racy snap. (Photo: Instagram)

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I’m on a boat

The actress thanked her followers by posting this pic of her driving a boat. “2 million!!!” she exclaimed. “Wow! I can’t believe it…love you guys so much #thankyou #love.” (Photo: Instagram)

Source: Yahoo Celebrity

Come hither

The young star posted this alluring shot while promoting her Instagram chat. (Photo: Instagram)

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Graduation day

Ariel donned a daring bandage dress for her high school graduation party. (Photo: Instagram)

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Strike a pose

If you see a rock on the beach, can you really walk by and not hold an impromptu photo shoot? (Photo: Instagram)

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She wears short shorts

These shorts were made for wearin’! Ariel gave fans a glimpse of her short-shorts before a night out on the town. (Photo: Instagram)

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Kick them daisies

This girl loves her Daisy Dukes … and a good mirror selfie! “Might ride some [horses] today,” she shared. Wish we could’ve seen that! (Photo: Instagram)

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Full moon

If you can peel your eyes away from that view — and we don’t mean the water — Ariel would like ya’ll to know “there are stingrays in the water.” (Photo: Instagram)

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Double trouble

Miss Winter put her assets on display (as usual) at Coachella. (Photo: Instagram)

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SOS

Ariel did her best Kylie Jenner impression in this photo she captioned “SOS.” Indeed … this outfit’s on fire. (Photo: Instagram)

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Sun your buns

Hey … if you’ve got it, flaunt it. (Photo: Instagram)

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This is Ariel’s “ready to relax at the spa” look. (Photo: Instagram)

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Easter best

Ariel popped a prim and proper pose in the photo she shared wishing her followers a happy Easter. (Photo: Instagram) https://www.instagram.com/p/BDdJEFZkxRC/?taken-by=arielwinter

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Easy A

Naturally, the actress opted for a sexy Halloween costume. (Photo: Instagram)

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Trick or treat

For another Halloween bash, she dressed as a Playboy bunny. (Photo: Instagram)

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Cheeky

This girl loves to get cheeky (literally) on the ‘gram. “Will always look back… at this #4thofJuly,” she shared. (Photo: Instagram)

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Birthday suit

Ariel donned this bedazzled one-piece for her 18th birthday. We can’t wait to see what she wears to celebrate her 19th. (Photo: Instagram)

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anonymous asked:

Hey so I know we already have an ant-man but what's Scott Lang up to?

Scott: Trainin’ to be the next one! I work with Hank and Jan to take on as Ant-Man when Hank works or retires.

Hank: He’s Ant Bo–

Scott: I WILL NOT BE ANT BOY.

Kissing Booth

Tony leans against the booth, hand propped atop his chin. He stares out at the people passing by, and wishes he never met Janet Van Dyne.

Earlier in the week, Tony told her that he needed some extra cash, since Howard cut him off for being “unagreeable,” and Jan told him that she had the perfect job for him at the oncoming carnival. Tony agreed, and found himself standing behind a “Kissing Booth.”

Now, Tony has no problem kissing men or women, but he’d rather not kiss any random person that walks up, who might have bad breath, or, God forbid, mono.

He looks over to Jan, now forever labeled in his heart as a traitor, and curls his lip in disgust.

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me: *trying to sleep*
my brain: IF JAKE PERALTA IS A GEMINI THEN WHY DID HIS BIRTHDAY EPISODE AIR IN FEBRUARY
me: O SHIT!!!!!

I’ve been soaking up a lot of smash lately. Mostly because I didn’t take the Jan term my college offers, so I’m here longer. But soon I’ll be going back, and the campus firewall will prevent me from smashing with any of my smash chums. So that’s a good four months going dry. 

So I started playing Toon Link a little. He’s a good time. Drew a literal version of the term “Pocket _______” for smash. So here you go. 

a complete list of the memes of 2015

January
-the first meme of 2015
-airbrushed adam sandler
-for 8,000 dollars a month, i will stop
-captain america: civil war
-i’ve never heard of a george glass at our sküle/sure jan
-take a closer look at that snout!
-“not all men” you’re right, _______ would never do something like this
-me: just fuck me up
-what i expected vs. what i got
-neo rickroll
-zodiac signs
-tumblr update/glitch of 2k15

February
-left shark
-uptown funk
-mmm watcha say
-once-ler fandom
-hi i’m auditioning for the role of _______ and I’ll be singing ________
-little einstein’s remix
-the dress
-american horror story: hotel
-hoe don’t do it… oh my god
-[looks at smudged writing on hand]

March
-making fun of igloo australia
-handmaiden & feudal lord
-these are their stories
-natalia kills
-jet fuel can’t melt steel beams
-emoji text
-the sausage movement
-bro pickup lines
-lebron james

April
-coppy/excel sheets
-😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
-#thisgeneration
-hi welcome to chili’s
-rare pepes
-embrace your uncomfort zone
-putin memes
-putting chat bubbles over cartoon characters
-mall cop 2
-sneme (snail meme/snake meme)
-deez nuts
-bitch where
-regional gothic
-chances of winning in a fight
-let’s mcfreakin lose it
-facebook mom minion pictures
-myidol

May
-look at this photograph
-down with cis
-pokemon + world of warcraft’s love child
-gal pals
-cheeky nandos
-british banter
-you stole fizzy lifting drink
-eurovision
-charlie charlie challenge
-effective.
Power
لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ

-sonic-for-real-justice

June
-shia labouf just do it
-cole slaw hate
-NOT AS BRAVE AS THESE SOLDIERS
-i hate when people dress like this… like we get it, you smoke weed
-sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do  ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
-today i fucked up by…
-they changed the tumblr logo again
-ask ________ a question
-E3 swedish yarn man
-DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL FROM __________
-WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE
-minion hate
-rihanna gifs
-the author of the journals, my brother
-get a load of that dog!
-neopets
-imagine that you have zero cookies, and you split them evenly among zero friends. how many cookies does each person get? see? it doesn’t make sense. and cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.

July
-zoobe
-me, shoving breadsticks into my purse
-zodiac pictures
-gemini hate
-iridocyclitis
-IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR __________
-#GrowingUp________
-fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger/so this is what the homeworld really thinks of fusion
-no notes
-JOHN CENA
-gun
-editing captions
-*to the tune of ________*
-dog of wisdom

August
-frank ocean album
-okay…….. that sounds fake but alright
-netflix and chill
-old commercials
-spongebob receipts
-the signs as one word
-you’ve heard of _______ now get ready for ________
-another one
-young man
-QUIT TELLING EVERYONE IM DEAD
-sonic dreams collection
-straight outta compton
-what the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY
-man door hand hook car door
-that pink cat from boomerang
-deez nuts election poll
-theme songs for animals
-dismaland/banksy
-vmas
-MILEY WHATS GOOD

September
-first day of hogwarts
-new tumblr layout
-new google logo
-screaming ducks video
-why the fuck you lying
-interrogator: say it
-boy: so u got any fantasies?
-pokemon go
-*takes a deep breath* i lo-
-#whatdidzoeysay
-brain: you gotta
-you were red, and you liked me because i was blue
-spongebob lyric edits
-blood moon
-water on mars

October
-skeleton war
-disappearing peace sign
-urinal picture
-undertale
-psat
-poot lovato
-concept: ________
-adele is back
-north posted this while playing on my phone
-taylor swift suing people
-hotline bling/dance like drake
-staff got rid of replies
-let _______ say fuck

November
-it’s christmas time
-ufo sighting
-jar jar renaissance
-that’s it im kinkshaming
-tumblr messenger
-shia labouf watching his own movies
-that bee picture
-the picture of the guy from star trek looking scandalized
-slam da fuckin like button if u up
-dropping water filled condoms on people’s heads
-the meme depression

December
-one punch man
-neko atsume
-the new paper airplane icon
-baby grinch
-2015 in a nutshell
-wonderful-disney-recipes
-star wars spoilers
-the force awakens opening crawl
-TRAITOR
-miss universe pageant
-text posts in between christmas lights
-leave it in 2015

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Evan Kinori

all about the layers. Evan’s work makes me think of Jan-Jan taking on workwear. Plenty of relaxed - but not sloppy - cuts, lovely fabrics, muted tones. The silhouettes are classic and comfortable. Everything is made either by Evan himself or his small team and have plenty of nice small details, hence the extremely small batches (sometimes less than 20 pieces of an item are produced each season).I have a few pieces from him that I paid way too much for, and I’m looking forward to paying way too much for more.