take jan

Y’all acting like predicting an alien threat to MCU’s Earth is some wildly amazing thing that no one could do unless they were ‘paranoid’! 

Aliens have already attacked! They actually attacked out of a big giant hole in the sky! And they whooped our asses but for the grace of six people, some really brave police/firemen, and a re-directed nuke. We also have big shiny fuck-off energy stones all around our earth that are clearly not from around here that people keep fighting over, and we know that Loki wasn’t acting alone.

Tony was the only one who saw the full might of what one attack brought, Tony is the only one beside Thor (and Fury) that is appreciating just what kind of force could be brought to bear against Earth, but Tony has apparently informed these suckers multiple times about what they’re up against and nobody chose to listen. Also Tony, “The Futurist is here!”, Tony Stark, Actual Genius, has been established as hyper-vigilant about future threats, both homegrown and far-flung.

Tony already had a plan in place for preparing for extraterrestrial threats before Wanda fucked with his head and before the Mind Stone fucked with Ultron that wasn’t ready for implementation but was a big idea in his head. “But his PTSD just made him paranoid” yes his PTSD is a big part of his character, so thrilled you finally noticed, he still did it and no one else did and this has been established for multiple movies so take your L and piss off.

etonline.com/exclusive-taylor-swift-perform-during-halftime-college-football-national-championship-86613

Taylor Swift is gearing up for a huge performance.

A source tells ET that the 27-year-old singer will be performing at the College Football National Championship in Atlanta, Georgia, which is set to take place on Jan. 8, 2018.

“She will headline a concert in Centennial Olympic Park during halftime of the game,“ the source says. "It will be a free concert. ESPN has her booked for the event and has a massive deal to release new music from [her upcoming album] Reputation through its college football coverage this season.”

According to the source, Swift can’t perform at the Super Bowl halftime because she has an endorsement deal with Coke, and the Super Bowl is sponsored by Pepsi.

“Taylor’s sponsors (UPS and AT&T) are two of the biggest NCAA Football advertisers on ESPN,” the source notes.

On Saturday, Swift surprised fans by releasing a snippet of her second song off Reputation – “…Ready For It?” – during the college football game between Alabama and Florida State. The following morning, she released the full songon iTunes, Apple Music and Spotify.

ET has reached out to Swift’s rep and ESPN for comment.

For more on Swift’s new love song, watch the video below.

The Queen of Misleading

So because I was talking about album 6, Syd and I got on the topic of some of Taylor’s best lies when it comes to misleading people on who her songs are really about… Here’s a couple of our favorite ones:

  • She tried implying EHC was about Conor yet she wrote and recorded that song with Ed before she even met Conor.
  • She implied IWYW was about Harry by saying her ex had bought a house near her, even though Harry didn’t buy it until 2014. However Dianna bought one close to her shortly before Taylor wrote the song in 2013.
  • While talking about Clean in an interview she did with Elle, she said, “Someone I used to date—it hit me that I’d been in the same city as him for two weeks and I hadn’t thought about it. When it did hit me, it was like, Oh, I hope he’s doing well. And nothing else.” Uhm what? Harry hadn’t been there for weeks. He had been in LA/Jamaica for most of the time Taylor was there. He eventually came back to London, but was only there for 2 days while Taylor was there. Also unless Taylor was stalking 1D blogs she wouldn’t have known he was there since only a few fan pics were taken. But even then it doesn’t make sense cause he wasn’t there for 2 weeks, he was there for 2 days in the same time frame as her. To make it even worse Harry wasn’t born in London, and Harry didn’t (and still doesn’t) live in London. He’s only ever in London for work because he splits his time between LA and Cheshire. Taylor said London to make it sound like him, but it makes 0 sense, and she was just misleading people. Again.
  • Taylor also tried making it seem like IKYWT was about Harry. Taylor wrote this song in July of 2012, and based off of this masterpost, she would have only been in the same city as Harry a few times. Also she was ‘with Conor’ at the time as well so?? Stick to one beard at a time T! Anyway, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see this song isn’t about him, but she made everyone think it was. In the music video, her male co star had the same ship tattoo Harry does, yet Harry hadn’t even gotten it yet. About a month later, Taylor accompanied him to Shamrock to get the tattoo, AND THEN she released the video. He had only had the tattoo for 4 days, and then she released it, yet it was filmed the month prior. Taylor knew he was getting that tattoo beforehand and took advantage of it. To make it even worse, while accepting awards for this song at the Grammys and the VMAs, she used a British accent to again make it seem like this song was about Harry. 
  • In an interview she did on the View, they were talking about the line in WTNY that says, “and you can want who you want, boys and boys and girls and girls,” and Taylor had said she wrote that following gay marriage being legalized in NYC. Except it was legalized in 2011… Nice try, Swift. Just a couple years off. 
  • Taylor stated YAIL is about Lena and Jack, yet Jack knew nothing about it and couldn’t pick out lyrics that seemed to be taken from him and Lena’s relationship. He didn’t recognize any of it.

This is the stuff that makes me chuckle. Half of these have numbers and dates attached to them, so you can’t dispute she’s lying and trying to mislead people. You know what the antis do? They just ignore it. 

Just goes to show how easily Taylor can spin things 🐸☕️

4

caitriona balfe + 2014 (insp.)

a complete list of the memes of 2015

January
-the first meme of 2015
-airbrushed adam sandler
-for 8,000 dollars a month, i will stop
-captain america: civil war
-i’ve never heard of a george glass at our sküle/sure jan
-take a closer look at that snout!
-“not all men” you’re right, _______ would never do something like this
-me: just fuck me up
-what i expected vs. what i got
-neo rickroll
-zodiac signs
-tumblr update/glitch of 2k15

February
-left shark
-uptown funk
-mmm watcha say
-once-ler fandom
-hi i’m auditioning for the role of _______ and I’ll be singing ________
-little einstein’s remix
-the dress
-american horror story: hotel
-hoe don’t do it… oh my god
-[looks at smudged writing on hand]

March
-making fun of igloo australia
-handmaiden & feudal lord
-these are their stories
-natalia kills
-jet fuel can’t melt steel beams
-emoji text
-the sausage movement
-bro pickup lines
-lebron james

April
-coppy/excel sheets
-😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
-#thisgeneration
-hi welcome to chili’s
-rare pepes
-embrace your uncomfort zone
-putin memes
-putting chat bubbles over cartoon characters
-mall cop 2
-sneme (snail meme/snake meme)
-deez nuts
-bitch where
-regional gothic
-chances of winning in a fight
-let’s mcfreakin lose it
-facebook mom minion pictures
-myidol

May
-look at this photograph
-down with cis
-pokemon + world of warcraft’s love child
-gal pals
-cheeky nandos
-british banter
-you stole fizzy lifting drink
-eurovision
-charlie charlie challenge
-effective.
Power
لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ

-sonic-for-real-justice

June
-shia labouf just do it
-cole slaw hate
-NOT AS BRAVE AS THESE SOLDIERS
-i hate when people dress like this… like we get it, you smoke weed
-sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do  ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
-today i fucked up by…
-they changed the tumblr logo again
-ask ________ a question
-E3 swedish yarn man
-DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL FROM __________
-WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE
-minion hate
-rihanna gifs
-the author of the journals, my brother
-get a load of that dog!
-neopets
-imagine that you have zero cookies, and you split them evenly among zero friends. how many cookies does each person get? see? it doesn’t make sense. and cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.

July
-zoobe
-me, shoving breadsticks into my purse
-zodiac pictures
-gemini hate
-iridocyclitis
-IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR __________
-#GrowingUp________
-fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger/so this is what the homeworld really thinks of fusion
-no notes
-JOHN CENA
-gun
-editing captions
-*to the tune of ________*
-dog of wisdom

August
-frank ocean album
-okay…….. that sounds fake but alright
-netflix and chill
-old commercials
-spongebob receipts
-the signs as one word
-you’ve heard of _______ now get ready for ________
-another one
-young man
-QUIT TELLING EVERYONE IM DEAD
-sonic dreams collection
-straight outta compton
-what the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY
-man door hand hook car door
-that pink cat from boomerang
-deez nuts election poll
-theme songs for animals
-dismaland/banksy
-vmas
-MILEY WHATS GOOD

September
-first day of hogwarts
-new tumblr layout
-new google logo
-screaming ducks video
-why the fuck you lying
-interrogator: say it
-boy: so u got any fantasies?
-pokemon go
-*takes a deep breath* i lo-
-#whatdidzoeysay
-brain: you gotta
-you were red, and you liked me because i was blue
-spongebob lyric edits
-blood moon
-water on mars

October
-skeleton war
-disappearing peace sign
-urinal picture
-undertale
-psat
-poot lovato
-concept: ________
-adele is back
-north posted this while playing on my phone
-taylor swift suing people
-hotline bling/dance like drake
-staff got rid of replies
-let _______ say fuck

November
-it’s christmas time
-ufo sighting
-jar jar renaissance
-that’s it im kinkshaming
-tumblr messenger
-shia labouf watching his own movies
-that bee picture
-the picture of the guy from star trek looking scandalized
-slam da fuckin like button if u up
-dropping water filled condoms on people’s heads
-the meme depression

December
-one punch man
-neko atsume
-the new paper airplane icon
-baby grinch
-2015 in a nutshell
-wonderful-disney-recipes
-star wars spoilers
-the force awakens opening crawl
-TRAITOR
-miss universe pageant
-text posts in between christmas lights
-leave it in 2015

6

2007 Drama Desk Award Nominees talk role switching - Raúl Esparza edition

Jonathan Groff in Spring Awakening. If only I were young enough.

No, maybe Gallagher. I can’t decide. I LOVE THAT SHOW! I love that show, I really do. Uh, and I went a little crazy for Coram Boy last night.

I think I would take Jan Maxwell’s part, in that one.

anonymous asked:

Hey so I know we already have an ant-man but what's Scott Lang up to?

Scott: Trainin’ to be the next one! I work with Hank and Jan to take on as Ant-Man when Hank works or retires.

Hank: He’s Ant Bo–

Scott: I WILL NOT BE ANT BOY.

Steve poking Tony’s cheeks as he says, “Why you so cute?” with a poke for every word. The last poke ends on Tony’s nose which causes him to crinkle it up adorable and Steve sort of just melts