take 53

"Take off your shirt" & "stop staring"

53
“Take off your shirt”
You tripped as you skip-walked away from the old bloke outside the bar. He bIew smoke In your face whilst repeating “you heard me, take off your shirt” he laughed throatily, continuing to leer at you from a distance. You cringed hard. Turning away, walking quickly. You texted Van to tell him you were on your way home, not to wait up.
None the less when you got back, he was waiting - wanting to know the details of your shift. The usual, you told him- underage girls with fake IDs and much older boys-and creepy men outside the venue, with fishy eyes and intentions, and slithering tentacles for hands, sliding arms around the pretty girls and steering them from out of sight. “I wish wish wish you would leave there.” Van told you. You grinned “oh well. Not all wishes can come true. I can’t let Tanya down.” He sighed, taking your hand and pulling you to the bedroom. “Let’s just forget about it now. Right now it’s just you and me” “you mean that’s all it’ll ever be” you replied, pressing your forehead to his “yeah, I do.”

88
“Stop looking at me like that, weirdo.”
Van watched over from the bed, as you looked at your stomach from both sides, then the front, pulling your t-shirt tightly at the back, then pulling it low, looking at the tiny swell of life protruding between your hips. You couldn’t help but blush under Vans intense gaze, the adoration in his eyes too strong. “Stop looking at me like that, weirdo” you said, and he sprung from the bed, kissing your shoulder as you looked at your reflections “I can’t help it, I’m too in love” he said , nuzzling your neck. you sighed, pushing him towards the bed “I’m tired, cuddles would be appreciated” you told him, as you climbed into bed. He turned off the lamp and flung an arm around your waist, pulling you close “you know I’m always happy to oblige”

Drabble Masterpost

Last week, I opened up my ask box for prompts for this post, and holy crap, I got waaaaaay more than I thought i would. I was apparently alone in this, as @evil–isnt–born was convinced I would get all 150. I feel she might not be entirely wrong. 

Anyway, I’m not accepting anymore of these right now because I still have a bunch to write, but I’m putting them all in one place and will update as I finish more of them. Thanks for playing! I wish I had enough time in the day to write one for everyone. 

-x-

8. The floor is lava 

32. I thought you didn’t like cats?

43. Pick up lines only work when I’m drunk. 

48. I bet you can’t go three days without cussing.

53. Take off your shirt.

54. Why is there a pregnancy test in the trash?

56. I found the candles, we’ll be alright

76. I think you need stitches 

85. If you die, I’m going to kill you.

100. I’m sorry, but that was adorable. 

101. You don’t hate me, quit lying to yourself.

111. Delete it. Now. 

117. She’s six. How can she scare you?

136. Did you enjoy yourself last night?

Below is a snapshot of just some of the many, many, MANY things 1D have been up to since they were on The X Factor in 2010.Obviously it’s totally impossible to include everything they’ve EVER done, so remain calm and take a look at the rather epic list coming up.You’ll soon see it’s pretty clear why Zayn said he would like “to be a normal 22-year-old who is able to relax and have some private time” - there aren’t many people in their early 20s who have led this kind of life. […] 

The X Factor tour - 19 February to 9 April 2011 (33 dates)
Up All Night album recording - April to October 2011
What Makes You Beautiful is released - 11 September 2011
Up All Night is released - 18 November 2011
Up All Night tour - 18 Dec 2011 to 1 July 2012 (53 dates)
Take Me Home album recording - May to August 2012
Live While You’re Young is released - 28 September 2012
Take Me Home is released - 9 November 2012
This Is Us film is shot - January 2013
Take Me Home tour (when they start recording Midnight Memories as well) - 23 February to 3 November 2013 (123 dates)
Best Song Ever is released - 22 July 2013
This Is Us world premiere - 20 August 2013
Midnight Memories is released - 25 November 2013
Where We Are tour - 25 April 2014 to 5 October 2014 (71 shows)
Steal My Girl is released - 29 September 2014
Four is released - 17 November 2014
On The Road Again tour - 7 February 2015 to now (19 dates so far)

(BBC X) Yes. Yes. YES.

Overworked is an understatement

The X Factor tour - 19 February to 9 April 2011 (33 dates)

Up All Night album recording - April to October 2011

What Makes You Beautiful is released - 11 September 2011

Up All Night is released - 18 November 2011

Up All Night tour - 18 Dec 2011 to 1 July 2012 (53 dates)

Take Me Home album recording - May to August 2012

Live While You’re Young is released - 28 September 2012

Take Me Home is released - 9 November 2012

This is Us film is shot - January 2013

Take Me Home tour (when they start recording Midnight Memories as well) - 23 February to 3 November 2013 (123 dates)

Best Song Ever is released - 22 July 2013

This is Us world premiere - 20 August 2013

Midnight Memories is released - 25 November 2013

Where We Are tour - 25 April 2014 to 5 October 2014 (71 shows)

Steal My Girl is released - 29 September 2014

Four is released - 17 November 2014

On The Road Again tour - 7 February 2015 to now (19 dates so far)

(via BBC)

bbc.co.uk
How hard Zayn's been working

Newsbeat looks at 1D’s work rate and discovers that being in One Direction basically involves a lot of stuff.

The timeline in this article really puts in prescriptive. For a boy who loves his family, home, and sleep this is a lot. (and this doesn’t even include the fragrance stuff which all of them have said required a ton of work and had a lot of promo)

The X Factor tour - 19 February to 9 April 2011 (33 dates)

Up All Night album recording - April to October 2011

What Makes You Beautiful is released - 11 September 2011

Up All Night is released - 18 November 2011

Up All Night tour - 18 Dec 2011 to 1 July 2012 (53 dates)

Take Me Home album recording - May to August 2012

Live While You’re Young is released - 28 September 2012

Take Me Home is released - 9 November 2012

This is Us film is shot - January 2013

Take Me Home tour (when they start recording Midnight Memories as well) - 23 February to 3 November 2013 (123 dates)

Best Song Ever is released - 22 July 2013

This is Us world premiere - 20 August 2013

Midnight Memories is released - 25 November 2013

Where We Are tour - 25 April 2014 to 5 October 2014 (71 shows)

Steal My Girl is released - 29 September 2014

Four is released - 17 November 2014

On The Road Again tour - 7 February 2015 to now (19 dates so far)

It takes 48 minutes and 53 seconds to listen to 1989 (not deluxe) without stopping. So, it would take 67 days, 12 hours, 28 minutes and 57 seconds in order to listen to 1989 1,989 times without stopping. That being said, if you listened to 1989 nonstop starting midnight on October 27th 2014, you would have listened to the whole album 1,989 times by 12:28:57 on January 2nd, 2015.