take 'em to war

HEY KIDS THIS IS IMPORTANT EVEN SOLDIERS GET LEAVE.

You get to take a break. We got ‘em in the war. Go to a dance hall, go see a show, go do whatever it is the Millennials do these days. Take a 24 hour pass. Hell take a 48 hour pass. The Army can’t fire me, I issue you all a 48 hour pass to use at your leisure. 

The fight will still be here when you get back, unless a miracle happens in the next 48 hours, in which case clearly we did okay while you were eating jello cups and watching The Great British Bake-Off. 

991. After the war, Harry and Ron ask the Hogwarts school board to forbid students from bringing in their own brooms for Quidditch matches (to keep the richer families from buying an advantage with more powerful brooms) unless they have valid excuses like medical reasons. In exchange for giving all the Hogwarts Quidditch teams high quality brooms to use for matches and practice, Harry and Ron offer to help advertise the broom companies by being seasonal spokesmen for their ads.

submitted by mythosmaiden

Closed "Scavenger Hunted" - Bunnysfrost and bunnymundsden

Jack kicked some of the powdery snow around with his foot as he paced anxiously by the water. Bunny was supposed to be here by now. They had agreed to meet at Jack’s pond so that the pooka could surprise him with the date he’d planned to make up for the near catastrophe of the Hallows Ball which Jack had fondly labelled in his head ‘Nope’. The morning after hadn’t exactly been pleasant either…

He put those memories from his already racing thoughts and stopped to look at his dull reflection in the ice at the edge of his pond. And frowned. Why was his hair always sticking up? Glancing around for any possible unwanted spectators, he looked back at himself and aggressively patted his head, trying to press his hair into place. It didn’t work. With an exaggerated sigh, he rolled his eyes skyward and turned again to begin his pacing march in the snow, staff tapping nervously into the ground by his side.

His gaze dropped to meet deep red eyes as he nearly walked into another magical being. “Whoa!” he started, halting before he physically ran into the petite person staring at him. His eyes darted up to the tiny pink fedora pinned to long, curling hair, the color of bunny’s darkest chocolate. And then to the burettes holding loose strands back into the sloppy ponytail. Jack took a step back, growing warm and uncomfortable with the person’s stern eyes still trained on him. A distance away small, winged children hovered in the woods.

“Cupid,” Jack blurted, taking one more step back and really wishing Bunny was here now. He’d never met this guy, if one would call the being standing before him male, but Aster had told him some things.

A tiny, wry smile graced the olive face before him. “My name seems to precede me… as does yours, Jack Frost,” he purred, casually stepping into the sprite’s personal space to inspect him closer, “Shame I haven’t paid closer attention to you.”

Jack’s brows shot up his forehead even as he took the same moment to size up this new, er, acquaintance; fitted black pants with matching suspenders cut over a skin tight white tank top, he or she did not seem bothered by the cold, though their frame was slight, almost as slight as his own. He could probably take ‘em in a fight… or a snowball war. The flying babies might be a problem. “Yeah thanks, but I’ve done alright on my own…” he replied carefully, holding his ground against the intrusive spirit and not missing the flash in those burgundy eyes.

anonymous asked:

So many people try to justify Steve/Sharon with "but it's in the comics" and I just roll my eyes every time. Steve also tries to eat his shield in the comics and the maximoff twins hookup which is gross lmao. (Also if i remember correctly Bucky also fights a bear in the comics and I'd pay good money to see seb in that scenario lol) It doesn't mean everything should be in the films especially when there's no build up. Idk I'm salty today lmao

I WANNA SEE BUCKY FIGHT A BEAR GIVE ME THAT OVER HET ROMANCE ANY DAY