*Hanging out with two of my guy friends*: they’re talking about how they eat clean, track how many calories they consume and how many calories they burn off, how many lbs they want to loose, what parts of their bodies they want to change, telling me about their new gym routines….
And I’m just counting ceiling tiles thinking about pizza…
*Going out to dinner with my equestrian BFF*:
Us: “Desert? Yes, please.”
Waiter: “Do you guy want to split one regular size, or do you each want a mini”
My friend: “We will each have our own regular size.”