tail attack

  • person: can you stop talking about your favorite character?
  • me:
  • N
  •   O
  •     O
  •      o
  •      o
  •       o
  •      o
  •      。
  •     。
  •    .
  •    .
  •     .
  •     .

me: *gets someone to watch my favorite anime*

me: “I can’t wait for them to see my favorite character”

me: *remembers favorite character is an asshole*

me: …….

me: “I can’t wait to defend my favorite character”

Every Person Who Reads Fanfiction
  • "I just squealed and yelled at my phone for 45 minutes."
  • Me: Wanna see my fav character?
  • Friend: No
  • Me: OKAY!!!! This is him. This is him standing. This is him walking. This is him being THE BEST CHARACTER EVER!!

Fandom problems

Friend: So hows the fandom?

Me: idk i haven’t checked tumblr yet

Me: *gets on tumblr*

Tumblr: *everyone is screaming something got released something got more visuals/art and people are dying*

Me: Its doing good

  • Friend: hey let's go out tonight
  • Me: sorry I can't I'm pretty busy tonight
  • Me later that night: *reading fanfics of my OTP* JUST FUCKING KISS ALREADY
You know what sucks?

Falling in love with a character that gets BARELY ANY SCREEN TIME WHATSOEVER.