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anonymous asked:

Twilightwolf-of-the-wilds: [you okaaay there kittydorf? Even though your not a cat anymore and seem to be on verge of alcohol poisoning??]

DEFEAT HIS GIANT LIVER OF STEEL

===Stats of Battle===
=GANONDORF=
Weight: 920 lb
Height: 9′2″
Width: 4′3″
Liver: GOD DAMN HUGE AND POWERFUL
Impenetrable defenses to alcohol have been lowered for the sake of this battle

>VERSUS<

=WINE=
Drinks taken: 20
Ounces: 120
Alcohol content: 20%
He only drinks wine, but this is the strongest wine one can get in very large wine glasses

=RESULTS SO FAR=

Status: Hammered, quite severely
BAC: 0.170

@twilightwolf-of-the-wilds

Ganondorf kind of just sits there, slumped in on himself, what is capable of thinking is dwelling on the darker parts of his past. His dulled eyes dry as they stare downwards. After a few moments he answered It tahkes mohre than that to khill me… mumbled quietly out of his mouth, but otherwise the rather depressed looking Demon King did not move.

[[you all made him this way, you monsters]]

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