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30 things Gin would do if he had a Furby


Author’s Choice list. :)


In the Christmas wishlists list, Gin asked for a Furby. It is now time to consider all of the wonderful (?) things Gin could do with that Furby.

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1. Hang it above Aizen’s bed so that it is the first thing Aizen sees when he wakes up in the morning.

Aizen:

Aizen: GIN


2. Put it on Aizen’s throne whenever Aizen leaves the room.

Aizen: I will stay on this throne forever.


3. Add a new Furby to a different room of Aizen’s palace every day. Warn Aizen that Furbies “multiply like tribbles.”

Aizen: …why do you know what tribbles are?


4. Tell Ulquiorra that the Furby is Aizen’s new hostage and must be cared for.

Ulquiorra: I will make it a uniform immediately.


5. Tell Grimmjow that the Furby is his new fraccion.

Grimmjow: What am I supposed to do, chuck it at my enemies?


6. Ask Tosen what is inside the Furby.

Tosen: I see evil. Nothing but intense, unremitting evil.


7. Make an application for the Furby to be an espada.

Aizen: Yes, by all means have your Furby fight an espada. Go with Barragan, please.


8. Send applications to all of the current espada to make the Furby their fraccion.

Szyael: If I wanted a fuzzy robot fraccion, I’d make it myself.


9. Send the Furby to Aizen’s staff meetings as Gin’s “stand-in.”

Aizen: I am five seconds away from wasting this cup of tea just to short-circuit that demonic thing.


10. Put a Furby above the roof in Ulquiorra’s private column garden.

Ulquiorra:

Ulquiorra: No.


11. Use his shikai to send the Furby flying into any room where Aizen happens to be. Tell Aizen that Furbies can fly.

Aizen: I RECOGNIZE YOUR SHIKAI GIN


12. Leave it lying on Starrk’s chest while he naps.

LIlinette:

Lilinette: I don’t even want to know.


13. Try to get Starrk to cuddle with it while Starrk is sleeping.

Gin: Man….you’re not a cuddler are you, Starrk?


14. Convince Starrk that his soul has split again - this time into a Furby.

Starrk: I’m pretty sure that thing came from the depths of hell, not from my soul.


15. Tell Szayel that the Furby is edible.

Szayel: Oh, I can swallow anything I put my mind too, Gin!


16. Tell Szayel that the Furby can learn language - but only if his owner is smart enough to figure out how.

Szayel: …I’m smart enough.


17. Sneak in while Halibel is showering and leave it on the ground outside the shower.

Habibel: Farewell, creepy toy. Hello, Cascada.


18. Let the Furby guest-host an Arrancar Encyclopedia episode.

Furby (beside picture of Yammy): wee-tah-kah-wee-loo

Yammy: I’m offended and I don’t know why.


19. Give it to Lilinette as a “toy” that “all children must have.”

Lilinette: I AM NOT A CHILD


20. Put the Furby in front of Aizen’s secret cameras, staring directly into it.

Aizen: Lucky guess.


21. Buy more Furbies. Put them in front of many of Aizen’s secret cameras.

Aizen: …where is he even getting these?


22. Put a Furby in the control room.

Aizen: WOULD YOU FUCKING STOP IT?!


23. Tattoo the Furby with the number “6.” Leave it in Grimmjow’s room.

Grimmjow: MY HAND IS STUCK IN ITS STOMACH


24. Put a crown on the Furby’s head. Leave it in Barragan’s room.

Barragan: My release is definitely motivated here.


25. Tatto the Furby with the number “4.” Leave it in Nnoitra’s room.

Nnoitra: HOW ARE YOU STRONGER THAN ME?!


26. Demand that all meetings be translated into “Furbish” for the Furby’s benefit.

Aizen: …it isn’t an espada, Gin.


27. Reprogram the Furby to say “heart” at random moments. Hide it in Ulquiorra’s palace.

Ulquoirra: I think I understand Poe now.


28. Put in a box and mail it to Kira. Just because.

Kira: But why


29. Give the Furby a wig with an Aizen-style hairlock. Tell Aizen that the Furby is his son.

Aizen:


30. Send the Furby to Luppi as a token of affection.

Luppi: So…you hate me then?