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Victor teaching the triplets a beginners’ method! you can’t keep doing this to Yuri, Victor, he’s going to have a heart attack.

(that episode tho!!!!)

sjm accent challenge
sjm accent challenge

I apologize for the photo but I just had to share my magnificent double chin with you hehe

I was tagged by @readinglikewildfire and @runesandfaes thanks babes!


  • You have one hour to spend with a member of the Inner Circle. Who and why?
  • If Aelin, Manon, or Dorian has to be sacrificed in TOG, who do you think it should be?
  • What would one hour alone with Amren be like for you?
  • Are you more of a smut fan or a fluff fan? DON’T LIE
  • Voice your feelings on Mort the doorknocker, King of Sass™
  • Fly with Illyrians or fly with the Thirteen?
  • Consider and respond to the fact that: Sam Cortland is dead (I’m sorry, I just really want to hear everyone flail in real time the way we do on the internet)
  • Describe your fav character from TOG and ACOTAR in one word.
  • What’s that one (or more) ship that everyone else loves but you just…. don’t?
  • What character do you want to bring back from the dead the most?
  • What character do you REALLY NEED A NOVELLA ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
  • What are your theories on Nesta’s favoritism of Elain over Feyre?
  • Are you looking forward to Tower of Dawn or not? BE HONEST
  • Would you ever name your child or a pet after a book character? If so, who? (Doesn’t necessarily have to be an SJM character) -
  • Did you like the ending of ACOWAR? Be brutally honest (but remain kind please).

I tag: @rowan-buzzard-whitethorn @highlady-casandra @highladyofnorta @cassianandfenrysaremyboyos @cassiancalore @paperbacktrash @catastrophicallyinlovewithbooks @feysandsmut @deziremyacotar @feysandfeels @modernbookfae @nessiansmut @my-boyo-fenrys @my-name-is-fireheart @mostlybookishthings @christina-dh @ships-and-saints and everyone who wants to do it, consider yourself tagged :)

Saphael the Bats

-It starts out with Alec adopting a bat
-He was on a hunt and a bat lands on his shoulder afterwards and he tries to let it go but it seems content to cuddle him
-“You’re not keeping it” everyone says
-He’s keeping it
-He names it Raphael (because he’s so clever)
-Raphael the bat is such a cuddler. Like wow this bat cuddles. And occasionally he becomes the literal incarnation of his namesake but otherwise he is RAPHAEL THE CUDDLE BAT
-“It’s going to give you rabies Alec”
-“No he won’t shush Magnus I got him his shots”
-So Raphael the bat goes out flying at night to eat and stretch his wings and one day he flies home with another bat in tow
-“NO” everyone cries
-“Yes” Alec says simply and then there were two
-He names the second bat Simon
-Real Simon is not amused
-“One of these days those bats are going to suck your blood”
-“Jace that’s ridiculous Simon and Raphael aren’t vampire bats they eat insects and fruit”
-Simon the bat is a little clumsy at times, but he usually just shakes it off. He’s very playful and is constantly messing with Raphael so he’ll play with him. Raphael the bat grumbles (do bats grumble?) but he plays with Simon
-Simon and Raphael the bats are very close and are almost never seen without the other
-And the trouble those two get into. Someone should write a book and call it The Adventures of Raphael the Cuddle Bat and his Clumsy Companion Simon
-Alec loves his bats all the same and though absolutely no one will admit it Simon and Raphael the bats have grown on them
-Somehow they came up with a peace treaty with Chairman Meow or something because the bats have not been eaten yet
-Simon and Raphael are responsible for 85% of cute bat gifs
-It’s a scientific fact
-Both bats love Alec the most, then Simon, then Clary (because when she’s there so is Simon), then everyone else.
-But seriously these bats love Alec like what is he doing is he secretly using magic to make them love him???
-He clicks his tongue and most of the time they come. They answer to name (which can get awkward when both Real Simon and Bat Simon are in the same room). Once they brought him a dead grasshopper.
-Alec lowkey ships his bats
-Everyone lowkey ships his bats
-The bats lowkey ship his bats

End story

I tag @raphaelsantiagosavedhimself because we all know by now to tag her in the Saphael things (does this count as Saphael? I think it does)