broganes getting high?? nobody asked for it but i’m delivering
broganes once hotboxed shiros car and honestly.. keith has never been so high in his entire fucking life
keith was so high that when he tried to get out of the car he actually ended up tripping out and faceplanting - shiro found this hilarious and snorted so hard he started coughing up a lung
shiro gets lowkey impatient when keith takes too long to roll up and he’ll try and take over. keith doesn’t like this and they end up shoving each other while keiths trying to lick his damn papers
when their parents go away for the weekend, broganes will spend their time lounging on the couch and smoking bowls
broganes once made pot brownies for themselves and forgot to get rid of them all. these brownies ended up being served at the family dinner. both were mortified when their aunt started grinding on all the furniture
broganes regularly try to out-smoke each other and it always ends in them just falling asleep and then arguing about who fell asleep first
keith will use weed to get out of trouble with shiro
shiro: keith, did you break my damn controller?
shiro: you did, didn’t you?
keith: [slowly offers the blunt he’s smoking to shiro]
Scorpius Malfoy, I named you after a star sign because of an awesome tumblr meme I saw once but honestly it doesn't even matter because I could've named you Catshits McGee and it still would've been a better name than what Potter tagged his kid with. Go have fun at school, write your mother, and get it a study group with the Weasley girl, trust me.