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First Lines

For example: Draco Malfoy.   Rules: List the first lines of your last 20 stories. See if there are any patterns. Then tag 10 of your favourite authors!

Tagged by: @bixgirl1 and @jadepresley ❤️

Pattern discovered: Duller than troll-snot.

1. “I’d heard rumours, of course; Potter and his colossal cock.” - Luckiest Fucking Size Queen Alive

2.  “Draco automatically slowed when he neared the little coterie gathered at the wide window seat.” - (Un)Calculated Risk

3. “Harry had barely set foot out the Floo when his landline began to ring like a loud, whinging bitch.” - Just Go With It

4. “Harry woke with a slight start to realise he’s being prodded and poked at; cool fingers gently pressed into his right flank and Madam Pomfrey nodded to herself.” - All the Sense In the World

5. “I dare you to…” Draco squinted through the bright gold of dusk, staring around as if the damp earth and cool rocks bordering the Great Lake would leap up with suggestions. “Hmm…” - Borrowed Courage, Stolen Kisses

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I….have….a self-insert au with @omelette-douche-fromage;; u may kill me now ha ha ha

I have this entire plot of merged routes ahah, I linked zen’s and seven’s routes together via saeran crashing into the apartment. 

@mysplaced-pen, @therfasquad, @reluctantrfamember, @cynnicynni, @vess-hs do u guys want a drawing of you and your favorite characters? It’s the least I could do for being awesome friends!!!