tagging girl

Straight Best Friend™ has been rewatching True Blood and at some point saw both Anna Paquin and Lizzy Caplan’s boobs in relatively quick succession (for you young ones who missed the original Angsty Vampire Show, True Blood was basically one big sex scene with occasional plot points)

she then tried to describe the comparison to me, which turned into her waving her hands at her chest and saying, “Anna Paquin’s are bigger but Lizzy Caplan’s look better…on like, you know. Her body?“

as opposed to free-floating next to her, I guess?? (side note: how did I not realize I had a major crush on Lizzy Caplan. I mean. Come on.)

Me online: ugh I’m SO GAY 🌈👭👩‍❤️‍👩💕Girls are just so fucking perfect 😭🙏🏻💕I LOVE GIRLS 😏😘😍❤️ Girls Girls Girls 👅👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👯💕

Me in person: blushes when a girl looks at me