Goro Akechi Headcanons

Alright so it’s been awhile that I’ve been wanting to do this so LE TS DO IT


  • Goro always has one pen or pencil on him that he uses. Always.
  • Like someone will offer him a pen but he just whips one out of his pocket and smile like “nah I’m good but thanks”
  • Anxiety is his middle name
  • Honestly that “Detective Prince” persona gives him a little bit of confidence but he’s just walking anxiety.
  • Gets nervous saying anything at all when he’s alone in public
  • Just tries to make it though the day so he can be alone in peace
  • He likes to talk to people face to face sometimes, but honesty texting them is so much easier for him because he can actually think of what he’s saying
  • Wants more friends but is scared to talk to anyone me too
  • Tried to make a friend once but they used him for personal gain and has had lots of trouble opening up since
  • Very good at listening
  • Like too good
  • He likes letting other people talk because he not only gets to know more about them but he doesn’t want to seem cocky if he talks about himself
  • Uses a high pitched voice than his actual voice when in he’s in public.
  • Someone told him his voice was too deep so he decided to never use it.
  • Actually swears a lot, just not around people. He tries to keep his reputation clean.
  • When he gets home he just gets angry and sad and like seventy different feelings at once.
  • “Oh thank you Karen I’m glad you hated my report” *karen walks away* “Fucking bitch ass Karen”
  • I’m sorry Karen
  • Tells nobody what he likes.
  • He’s not even sure what he likes tbh. He’s confused about everything because he’s gotta be the detective prince but he wants to be himself and it’s just “?????”
  • He does like Law & Order
  • Listen I know it sounds basic but listen if there’s a Law & Order marathon on you bet your ass he’s gonna watch it even if he’s seen every season
  • “Sae-san I can’t come into work” “Why?” “I’m sick I’m really sorry plustheresalawandordermarathonbye-”
  • If there’s honestly nothing good to watch he’ll just put on some random movie in the background while he’s doing something else.
  • He’s too busy to watch TV.
  • He does like video games though.
  • This fckin nerd
  • He can’t play them all the time but he really likes Sony and Nintendo.
  • Isn’t too good at fighting games but loves the soundtrack of Street Fighter and Tekken
  • He likes DanganRonpa a lot- y'all knew it was coming
  • He’ll think of cases with the trial music in the background and gets super excited.
  • He also enjoys Fire Emblem and The Last of Us. He just really likes the music and style in those games.
  • Sometimes watches anime.
  • Sometimes.
  • He’ll try to watch some popular ones to keep up with trends.
  • He’s honestly rather watch older anime.
  • He just doesn’t watch a lot of stuff in general. Even getting him to go to the movies is a tiny bit of a stretch.
  • Watches online videos because they cure the soul.
  • Yes he memes
  • Don’t lie to me on this he has a stash of memes on his phone.
  • Will probably send one in the middle of the day or at 1 am
  • “Same” and “me” are what he usually replies with
  • “Dude I wanna mcdie” “same”
  • He’s always cold. Always freezing always cold
  • For some reason though he radiates heat and he ends up sweating a lot maybe you shouldn’t wear suits in the summer you dork
  • Eating is one of the many forgetful things he forgets
  • He’s a little scared that his fans of anyone might say something about his weight but it’s only a light concern. He honestly just forgets to eat the yusuke effect
  • If he does eat though it’s usually a sandwich or some can of soup. He can make some stuff but never has enough time or effort to plan a actual meal
  • He kinda likes ramen but doesn’t like the steam getting in his eyes.
  • Hell yeah he loves sushi
  • He’s with fine spicy sushi. Sometimes. sweats
  • Probably might die from food poisoning honestly because he gets a lot of raw ones.
  • Once ate so much sushi to the point where he got sick
  • God help him
  • He’s a sucker for sweets.
  • If he’s in a bad mood he’ll go to the store and buy himself a bag full of candy stars or chocolate covered espresso beans.
  • Listen he really likes those espresso beans and they’re in stock for a short time so he immediately rushes to the store after work when he hears they’re available
  • Listens to music or random soundtracks all the time.
  • Music makes him feel more relaxed so he always carries a pair of earbuds with him at all times. Plus if he wants to ignore anyone he’ll just quietly put them on while trying to be nice.
  • He listens to a lot of soft piano covers and violin covers if he’s sleepy. But if he wants to wake up he’ll blast techno music.
  • Secretly likes idol groups. Has a playlist full of it.
  • He actually likes music in English
  • He can’t understand anything they’re saying except for like two words but he likes the beat of it.
  • You would not believe your eyes

…..B-But what are we gonna do about the broken w-window…? -Derpy

((Bonus post! Sometimes I might draw some quick posts in between the main schedule, whenever I feel like it. Most of these are gonna be just for fun, so I’m not gonna put much effort into them.

But also, have a little preview of how I’ll be doing the updates after the next post is up!))

friendly reminder than in two months the same Nerd Boys crying over a female doctor will be sobbing when a gay writer exacts his gay revenge in the new star trek series starring mutliple poc (with the lead being the beautiful sonequa martin-green) and at least one openly gay character. please support star trek discovery when it comes out, not for the tears of the male ego (although tbh that will also be amazing) but for the generations of kids that will finally see themselves living their lives and falling in love and leading badass adventures on screen. thank for my ted, goodbye 


“See, there’s the thing. I’m the Doctor, but beyond that, I just don’t know. I literally do not know who I am. It’s all untested. Am I funny? Am I sarcastic? Sexy? Right old misery? Life and soul? Right handed? Left handed? A gambler? A fighter? A coward? A traitor? A liar? A nervous wreck?” 

“I was dying. To save my own life I changed my body. Every single cell, but… it’s still me.”  - The Tenth Doctor (ep: The Christmas Invasion)


tv meme: [1/20] showsDoctor Who

When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.