I remember this one time where two of my guy friends were sitting next to each other as always and when we received our scored test papers, one of them laughed at the other’s score and the argument they had was amazing
Person B: HOW COULD YOU?? HOW COULD YOU LAUGH AT ME WHEN I’M AT MY WORST??
Person A: Your score is so stupid haha what the hell—
Person B: THAT’S IT!! WE’RE THROUGH!
Person A: No— wait! Please, forgive me! I can change!
Person B: IT’S TOO LATE FOR THAT! YOU HAVE RIDICULED ME FAR ENOUGH! I AM FILING A DIVORCE!!
Person A: But— But what about our baby?!
Person B: I’M TAKING THE BABY WITH ME! HE DOESN’T DESERVE TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF FATHER HE HAS!
Person A: No!! Please, I love you!
Person C: What the fuck bro he just laughed at your test score how did you even turn that into something out of a drama jfc
Shipping is basically standing in the middle of a moving roundabout because at first you thought it would be funny to jump on and enjoy the ride but now it’s been five minutes, the world is spinning, your vision is blurry, you can taste sounds and there’s nothing to be done except accept the fall into the lifeless black void
there are two conditions: you are not to take either sister, and you are not to enter their floor. If you require a book from the library, you will ask the servants. If you wish to speak to Elain or Nesta, you will also ask the servants, who will ask us. If you disregard those rules, I’ll lock you in a room with Amren.
*shudders in fear* *nods in agreement*
*appears out of nowhere*
* sets nesta's books on fire
*throws Elain out of the window*
Oooh no I broke the rules! I await my punishment