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The Expanse fandom (or at least those who post in the tag) is just WILD.

People can say whatever mean shit they want about a white dude because he’s white and straight and terrible clearly. He obviously lacks depth and is just there to be a fuckboy who gets the girl at the end.

But then direct everyone’s attention to another sad, straight, white dude but GOD FORBID anyone say anything bad about him because he’s so edgy and deep and perfect.

Nothing screams Harry Styles more than this supposed tumblr where it’s all black and white. I’m proud. True to himself. Stay strong babby.

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i have needs
part 2

ages (and fun extras) of rogue one characters according to the visual guide (some spoilers)
  • Jyn - 21
    • 8 when Krennic kills her mom and kidnaps her dad
    • had some great toys as a kid like im super jealous
  • Cassian - 26
    • his family died in the clone wars
    • was not quite a separatist but almost
      • basically the bottle kids from trailer park boys, he threw bottles and rocks at clones etc
      • was pretty much an anarchy punk kid until the rebellion recruited him
    • held the Fulcrum title for a time, but only in one sector
  • Bodhi - 25
    • a Jedha native! so he got to watch part of his planet blow up
    • and got to see the empire strip his planet of all its resources
    • probably took the job with the empire because his family was starving
    • gambler, specifically gambled as a coping mechanism
    • it specifically says he doesn’t take good care of his uniform, probably as part of passive resistance
  • Baze - 53
    • built and modded his weapons
    • guardians aren’t supposed to have long hair
    • doesn’t really see the difference between Saw and Mothma’s rebels
      • as long as everyone is shooting at the empire he literally does not care
    • has apparently been off world, not sure where
    • really, really hates the empire
      • like really, wow
    • loves chirrut so much like whoa
  • Chirrut - 52
    • loves baze so much like whoa
    • might be implied he wasn’t always blind
    • built his light bow
    • he has an echo box that probably helps him figure out movement/landscape
    • the staff has a kyber shard in it for the same purpose
    • the guardians apparently used the starbird symbol first, and he has a pretty sweet necklace of it
    • guardians “do not emphasize the discord between lightness and darkness”
      • my bro my dude what were you doing 20 years ago
      • do you think you could do a mentoring program or something with a Troubled Young Jedi
        • And maybe save the galaxy by just like
          • letting this kid know there are other options
  • K-2SO - 12
    • (what are you like 12)
    • Cassian did most of the work reformatting him
  • Saw - ????
    • literally it just says unknown
    • dying of like everything
      • geonosian pesticides??? he had to get his lungs like replaced but the shit is still in his system
      • he’s been picking up clues about the death star and following its trail for years
    • literally no one listened to him he was right all along he knew something was going down and people are like lol that’s ridiculous
      • not being taken seriously contributed to his paranoia and increasingly desperate actions
  • Galen - 55
  • Lyra - 34 at time of death
    • fun fact she was a geologist
    • she figured out Krennic was bad news
      • convinced the fam to leave coruscant
      • basically saved everyone because galen was too deep in his work to notice shit was going down
  • Krennic - 51
    • fought in the clone wars
  • General Merrick, that Coran looking blue leader - 46
    • fought in the clone wars
  • General Draven, Cassian’s CO - 45
    • fought in the clone wars, never met a jedi
  • Admiral Raddus - 65
  • Mon Mothma - 46

what’s the point in censoring the middle finger [in the us version]? like, what else is gonna be behind those pixels?? a fucking bath tub? a jug of skim milk? yeah, no, my mistake, it’s definitely a jug of skim milk.

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Jongin for Esquire Korea 2017 Feb issue

COME ON GUYS

Aight don’t get me wrong here, y’all can’t ship what you like. Idc whatchu ship as long as you be safe and don’t fall into rarepair hell.

BUt if you do fall into the abyss, the one ship you should board is Kenhina. I mean, LOOK at when Hinata saw Kenma

HE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THS PUDDING CAT AND HINATA JUMPED TOWARDS KENMA WHEN HE SAW HIM

I KID YOU NOT, HIS FEET CAME OFF THE FREAKING GROUND

ALSO

KENMA REGULARLY CALLS HINATA “SHOYO” AND WHEN THEY WERE AT THE TRAINING CAMP KENMA ASKED WHERE’S SHOUYOU

AND ANOTHER THING
KUROO SAID THAT MAYBE KENMA WOULD BE MORE MOTIVATED IF SHRIMPY WAS ON THEIR TEAM

Okay, I’m done now

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He’s weak for the most ridiculous stuff and they 100% know and take full advantage of it