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2016 Horoscopes as told by my friend Michael

Aries: You’ve been through trying times, Aries, but your greatest hurdle is yet to come. It will be no easy task, but with your signature iron will, you will be able to take the life of, or subdue, the live tiger that will be released into your home. 

 Taurus: You are not lost, Taurus, only misguided. You, like everyone, seek answers. You will find them, and they await buried beneath the rolling dunes of the Gobi Desert. Acquire or purchase a shovel and make haste to Asia. The hundreds of 5x10 holes you must dig will reveal what you’ve been seeking. 

Gemini: Though you’ve made great strides in improving the structure and foundation of your life, Gemini, you’ve been plagued by a mental anguish you can’t seem to shake. The centuries-old statuette of a forgotten Mayan emperor carries with it a great curse. The relic yearns to be returned to it’s altar. Only when it sees the sanctity of it’s true home once more will you be able to ease your mind. 

 Cancer: Love is near, Cancer, and it is soon to find you; if you let it. You too often push away those who try to show you affection. Others are often repelled from forming an emotional bond with you when, occasionally, plagues of gnats erupt from your mouth & ears. Some even claim to have seen the face of evil itself in the swarm. This is a habit you should try to kick this year. 

 Leo: Your health problems are holding you back, Leo. The methods you’ve been trying thus far have proven unsuccessful. You must stop taking traditional “medicine” and begin crushing centipedes (NOT millipedes) into a pulpy mush and consuming it, orally or otherwise. 

 Virgo: You’re a straight-laced individual, Virgo, for the most part. It is important for you to stop and take time to reflect and remember that sexual deviancy with animals is frowned upon in most industrial nations. 

 Libra: You’re going to get AIDS. Sorry.

Scorpio: Old routines are hard to quit, Scorpio. Your path to self-improvement is paved, but you will continue to stall along the way if you are unable to rid yourself of negative behaviors and rituals. You must cease travelling to that abandoned church every third Thursday of the month, and slitting the throat of a newborn piglet in the center of the aisle of pews. This conduct is attracting negative energy to you. 

 Sagittarius: You’ve been through many trials and struggles, Sagittarius, but all of that is about to change. You may think luck has not been on your side this year, but good things come to those who wait. When the moon next reaches waning crescent, various assorted jewels, gems, and gold will rain from the sky onto your residence. Be careful so to not be hit by the falling debris, though, as the velocity at which they will be travelling could prove to be lethal. 

 Capricorn: You doubt yourself too often, Capricorn. You are a ray of light into the hearts and lives of others. Your self-worth should not be determined by the foul insults shouted & shrieked at you by the terrifying ghoul that visits you in the night. 

 Aquarius: Trying new things often intimidates you, Aquarius, but doing so often yields great reward. This year, among other new experiences, you will taste human flesh. Turn to your friends and loved ones in trying to fight the unshakable urge for more, afterward. 

 Pisces: Others tell you that you worry too much, Pisces, and they’re sometimes right, but don’t think that all of your fears or concerns are invalid because of this. You should continue to stockpile canned food and firearms for the coming hell-fire, as you have been.

Got tagged by nam ^u^

Rule 1: Post the rules

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger asked you then make 11 new ones (also tag the tagger)

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them

ANSWERS

1.  Which is your favourite anime/tv show at the moment?

currently SnK I guess. I’m a little busy atm so I don’t get many chances to watch anime ;w;

2.  Do you have a favourite comedian?

Does the Jackass crew count?

3.  Do you like where you are from?

Yes and no. Austria is definitely a beautiful place to live in, well organised, hardly any crime and such, but it’s a rather small country and there is not much it can offer in my opinion.

4.  Biggest pet peeve?

I have many.. :] but let’s see one of my biggest probably is when things don’t work out the way I planned them.

5.  What did you want to do when your were twelve?

I wanted to become a writer/author/director of cartoons and I still do but due to lack of educational institutions chances are low for me I guess.

6.  Do you know how to play any instruments?

no :c

7.  Do you ever dance when there’s no music?

sometimes :]

8.  What’s your favourite quote?

Can’t think up one now ;c

9.  Do you believe in the supernatural?

Not as it is displayed in the show, but yes I do believe there are certain supernatural events and energies.

10.  What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

Probably that one time when I was about 4 years old and I accidentally smashed a porcelaine cup and one shard cut open my eyelid. It was actually not a biggy in hindsight but my mom said it nearly cut my eye so I might have gone blind..

11.  What is a topic you get really passionate about?

My favorite video games, my favorite shows/comics/movies :3

QUESTIONS

1. Your favorite childhood tv show?

2. One embarrassing moment in your life?

3. Is there anything that makes you become “nostalgic”?

4. Are you scared of something?

5. How often do you procrastinate school work?

6. Any computer program you have ever wanted to learn to use?

7. Things that brighten up your day?

8. Things that make you go up the wall?

9. Do you have pets? If yes how many/which ones?

10. Your current hobbies? Any new hobbies you want to have?

11. Has anyone ever stolen something from you?

TAGGING….

1. http://namtan.tumblr.com/

2. http://bloody-fabre.tumblr.com/

3. http://ru88erduck.tumblr.com/

4. http://lord-narwhal.tumblr.com/

5. http://wandschrankheld.tumblr.com/

6. http://halloweengrrl.tumblr.com/

7. http://sharpshooter-island.tumblr.com/

8. http://fafnear.tumblr.com/

9. http://quetzo12.tumblr.com/

10. http://honkmetalno-cakes.tumblr.com/

11. http://alice-dupre.tumblr.com/