tag and bag

y1ffgod  asked:

I’ve had tavros holding a whole ass burger in his hands looking high as fuck saying “borger” stuck in my head for like, 2 days now. it’s seared into my eyelids. i don’t even know why i thought of it but every time i see tavros all i hear is borger. it’s not even that funny but I’m cursed

this is the funniest fucking thing anyone has ever sent me

i know we’d all love to think neil would have a pretty good diet to the point that kevin probably bitches at him the least, but nah man. neil constantly forgets to eat, will have an entire bag of cheeto puffs before a run and not throw up (how does he do that??? no one knows), he’ll eat like 5 cookies then have 3 grapes and be like “#health”

like half of it is just to annoy kevin and the other half is he’s shit at self care (but mostly its to annoy kevin)

What’s in the signs bags

Aries: facial cleanser, spare socks, coins, cough drops, polaroid camera, contact lenses, lipstick.

Taurus: various chargers, power-bar, planner, eye mask, loose recites, gum to get rid of bad breath.

Gemini: reminders, loose markers, sketchbook, empty lush pots they swear to return, camera, rogue ear rings.

Cancer: sunglasses, beanie, headphones, tea, crystals, lipgloss, grocery list.

Leo: makeup, hairbrush, sugary snack, glitter (somehow???? How did it get there??? Who knows.), movie tickets, wallet.

Virgo: planner (that they actually use), book, wipes, painkillers, toothbrush, charger.

Libra: computer, dirt, makeup, probs something with alcohol in it, Nintendo, glasses they never wear.

Scorpio: condoms, tarot cards, journal, water bottle, makeup wipes, sunglasses, cigarettes, book (probably some weird biography, other non-fiction book or true crime).

Sagittarius: map, notebook + random pens, tissues, receipts + tickets, polaroid camera, little pots of paint.

Capricorn: post-it notes, journal, legitimate prescription drugs, planner (that they actually use), pencil case, lighter, broken charger.

Aquarius: glasses, old and new sketchbooks, drugs probably, gloves, lighter, rented movie/book, gum.

Pisces: diary, headphones to drown out people, favourite pens, mints, mood ring, water bottle.

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more Bag of Dragonite Ness! returning from a boss fight, and additional doodles! never let Ness have that. hes too adorable for his own good and they will All Die

the return trip piece was a final Adobe Illustrator assignment with requirements for color and to use the perspective tool (THAT THING IS WILD)

they all have Bag of Dragonite designs with different pokemon! see here!

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