taepoop

Taehyung as your boyfriend...

- OMG YOU GUYS WOULD BE THE CUTEST COUPLE EVER! #Relationshipgoals :D

- Okay let’s start off with how playful your relationship would be 

- Would constantly want your attention no matter what you were doing

- So much pouting to get his way because he knew it was your weakness

- And when you didn’t and pushed him off lightly, he would stick to you like glue and it would be impossible trying to push him off LOL. You tried. Trying to do the dishes? nah bish you thought. Cuddle with him instead :3 you secretly love it though

- He would love to give you ESKIMOOOOOO KISSES!!! AWWWW

- Especially when you’re sad, he’d just hold your smol face in his hands and rub his nose so cutely against you. iT WoULd Be SOOOO CuTe 

- He would love it when the roles are reversed though and you’re being cute af

- He’s such a little shit though ha.

- Would purposely ignore you just to hear you whine and act all cute for him

- ‘JAGIYAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE DO SOME AEGYO FOR ME!!!’

- ‘NO.’

- Always makes your day because he’s such a ball of sunshine~

- CONSTANT BEING HIGH AF TOGETHER 

- Being very weird together…i mean it. Random shit like tapping a goldfishes bowl and having staring contests with it hours on end

- Never judging eachother

- One of his habits would be intertwining your hands together and just lacing his fingers though yours.

- Him loving how cute and dorky you are

- He’s be the type of guy who would do anything just to see you laugh, because you’re laughter, no matter how weird and crazy, would sound the most beautiful to him and he’d feel bad that he can’t always be there just to see your smile everyday. So he has to make up for it, of course.

- He’d also love it seeing you smile the brightest for him- so he’d always make that his challenge along with trying to make you blush  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )…i didn’t say how 

- Being such close friends with BTS and especially besties with the maknae line

- BTS would be so unfazed tbh watching you two pull weird faces at eachother  from across the room and seeing who would laugh first (fyi you always lose because you just can’t contain your laughter) 

- Like you guys would have so many inside jokes they no-one would understand but they could just tell how well you guys suited eachother when you’d just be laughing on the floor, ignoring everything else and just cracking up at his crazy jokes and stuff.

- Tbh it wouldn’t even be funny. But everything he did would make you smile and it would only be with him that you could laugh even over a flying ladybird 

- Jikook bombing your dates. But you wouldn’t mind because they would be so much fun to be around 

- Jimin would take such good care of you, especially when Tae couldn’t be there. He’s such an angel honestly and would treat you like his little sister. He would ship you so hardcore with tae and always be taking pics of you guys together (HIS OTP)

- But with Jungkook, because he’s so smol and adorable, you’d just want to protect him from everything in this world and you’d be like an older sister for him. He would tease you a lot because of tae though LOL. Personally I think he would really treasure you and think you’re perfect for tae 

- Namjoon would be so grateful that tae found someone smart like you and he now has a little hope for tae

- Yoongi would get annoyed with you guys being so weird and loud but secretly he’s be so happy that tae found someone so perfect for him and would consider you guys to be literal soulmates 

- You’d just constantly shat your pants with Jhope. He’d make you laugh so much and learn to unleash your inner craziness lmao 

- Jin would ADOREEEE you! You’d have so much fun cooking together (because you couldn’t cook so well and decided to learn how to cook so that you and tae don’t starve to death or be so unhealthy eating snacks all the time)

- Tae would get SO jealous though. He’d come and backhug from you behind while nuzzling your neck and would act so clingy

- ‘WHY CAN’T WE COOK TOGETHER? Why do you have to cook with Jin hyung >.>? I can make you something too!’

- ‘Tae. Let’s be real. We’d both probably ending up burning the house down.’

- But still you do ending up doing it and it’s become a couple thing for you guys~ 

- Because ever since you’ve starting to date tae you’ve just ended up doing random shit that you’d never expect yourself to do

- Did i mention your 5 puppies tae bought for you guys to adopt? Yup. He would be so serious about you guys bringing them up together…like you’d even have arguments about how he’s spoiling the ‘kids’ too much- because he would honestly let them do whatever they wanted

- Like pee on your favourite shoes -_-

- Did i also mention that time when he made you bungee jump together even though you were fucking shitting your pants the whole time. WHY DID YOU EVEN AGREE TO THAT?! 

- He would have the most weirdest nicknames for you too…things like pancake, CHIRIIIII, nunuuuu

- You’d have his contact name saved as Taepoop. Because you’re not so creative and that’s the best you could come up with LOL

- Texting eachother even when you’re in the same room 

- Honestly i can pretty much see him, planning your guys future out and already naming all your 5 kids (jkjk but he really does just want cute babies with you :D)

- You guys would have those serious times though where you both just lay down and cuddle in silence and just think deeply.

- Buying cake at like 4am in the night and having a feast in the closest kids park and just eating it, even though it’s none of your birthdays 

- He really brings out the child in you. Most of the time you were the responsible one, taking care of tae but he’s such a babe…you can’t help it

- Random ass 3 am texts

-’Hey Y/N’

- ‘Do you know how to fix a blown up microwave’

- Would play with you hair all the time because it’s so soft. And with your couple ring because it just reminds him of how much he loves you

- If you guys ever had any arguments (which would be very unlikely) he’d be the first to come to you and say sorry immediately and buy you flowers, chocolates and anything you like because he doesn’t like to fight with you and just wants to kiss you again 

- You guys would have such nice mornings together. Since he’d wake up first, he’d probably watch you snoring cutely and would just admire you for a while then watch anime. He’d be waiting for you to wake up and when you did, he’d just kiss your lips softly and sometimes it would turn into something more  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) even though your breath would stink like shit; he wouldn’t care 

- Eating cereal together and just casually watching TV

- I can see him being the type of boyfriend who would take so many mugs of you- his camera roll would be full of pics of you LOOL and save the most ugliest ones as his lockscreen and homescreen. Even though you’d hate them SO MUCH and try to change it multiple times he says it reminds him of how beautiful you are (ง ಠ ᨓ ಠ )ง

- Goodmorning and Goodnight texts 

- There would be no such thing as being uncomfortable with eachother 

- He’d pucker his lips randomly and expect you to kiss them 

- It would be so easy to imagine a future with you and that’s exactly what he loves.

- You guys would be the loudest most fun-loving couple ever.

- You’re so lucky to have someone like tae and he’d be so lucky to have someone like you :’) please love his precious soul