tacoposey

where everyone in a superhero’s family knows their secret. 

“so you have time to fight that cosplayer downtown but you can’t make supper?”

“THEY’RE MY ARCH ENEMY”

“the chore wheel is there for a reason. schedule your fights around it. just like your sister”

“she’s just going to taekwondo practice!”

“hey! i’m going to regionals! and i still have time to pick grandpa up from bingo”

“oh my god! why can’t you understand! the city is depending on me!”

“you’re not even the only one in spandex. why can’t you call that other one. you know, with the insects?”

“IT’S SPIDERMAN! THAT’S SPIDERMAN. HE’S FICTIONAL!”

Anguis in Herba [3/3]

When a serial killer from his home town runs rampant, Stiles Stilinski (Technical Analyst for the B.A.U.) along with his team must find him in time to save one of their own from ending up like the first three victims: Poisoned and skinned alive.

“Not to gross anyone out more than they already are, but has anyone found the victims’ skin?” Lydia asks and Stiles gags.

“I don’t even want to consider the answer to that question Lyds,” Stiles complains and Allison grimaces in agreement.

a maid in manhattan sequel that opens with tyler posey on the subway listening to classical music as he goes over his speech. in the foreground you see campaign posters for his election campaign to better the city. and like a newspaper with ralph fiennes and jennifer lopez starting a charity together

the the music fades into a blink-182 song

and everything is magical