taco breath

sim-bubble  asked:

List 5 things most people don't know about you and pass this to 5 different people you want to know more about 💛

1 - I breathe tacos
2 - I have fringed bangs and I clip them back 90% of the day
3 - I’m a Coca Cola lover and I get sad when I don’t drink it at least once a week lmao #badhabits
4 - I stall with my stories a lot bc I get upset when my photos aren’t portraying what I see in my head ;-; thus leading to no motivation sometimes
5 - you know how people tune the volume up by 5’s or like stop at page 5,10,15,20?? For anything?? I’ve always been extra and I always do a plus one so instead I’ll turn my volume up to 6,11,16,21 or stop at pages 6,11,16,21.. LOL you’ll never catch me doing anything differently

davekat popstar au 3/3

davekat humanstuck AU where Dave is a popstar and Karkat is some rando who’s never heard of him. sfw, about 2300 words.

first parts are here and here

Ampora laughs at you. Straight up points a finger and chortles. Dave–Strider, whatever– doesn’t. If anything he looks chagrined.

Yeah, well, maybe he should be, you think savagely. Maybe if his music was better I would have heard it. As if you don’t relentlessly avoid anything considered ‘popular’. Popular shit is for the masses, and the masses are idiots. It’s been scientifically proven.  

You’re too busy hating yourself and the rest of the human race to catch what Dave says to get Ampora to leave, but he does. Dave slumps back against the railing, palming at his eyes and smearing his makeup further. “Dude, chill. It’s not a big deal.”

You will not chill, you will slop the hysteria inside you all over this goddamn balcony.

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Offbeat GMM Thoughts

-Innuendo off the bat, woo!

-”Taco Bell. Ding dong.”

-I love Mexican Pizza. But the crunchwrap is my favorite.

Nope. I’ll stick with the original Mexican Pizza, thanks.

-”I don’t want my taco maker to be breathing that hard.”

-That looks disgusting, Link.

-I mean, no matter what is left, all Taco Bell is is the same ingredients put together in different ways. It will be good.

-Rhett is either overtired or really hyper today.

-”That’s what I get for dinkin when it’s Ding dong time.”

-”I’m gonna have to eat it right off my crotch.”

-”Bready bottom.” *Rhett giggles*

-Did they smoke some green before this episode? Because I feel like that would make it better.

-”Look at that mouth, man.”

-”If you eat the whole thing you’ll make something special later.”

  • white person: you're mexican?? wow so exotic
  • white person: can you speak spanish for me?? the only spanish i know is from dora lol!!
  • white person: do you like taco bell?
  • white person: *breathes* wow its so spicy
  • white person: i love mexican food and i want to go to mexico some day! its so pretty!!
  • white person: i hate immigrants, why can't they go back to their own country.
  • white person: *ignores the fact that the entire south of the usa is originally mexico's land and they stole it from us and we should have it back and we want it back*