My latest addition to my desk. All it needs is a couple of Taco Bell fire sauce packets, a golf pencil, a mix tape (probably wouldn’t fit, though, since it’s a mini), a Boggle timer, and a high school picture of Jim Halpert. 💗
So my sister and I decided to make soft pretzels for the first time and every time we bake our moms shitty boyfriend always say “are you making it in Cayanne” like wtf we make desserts.
So my little sister decided to go all MAD SCIENTIST AND MAKE THE SPICYEST SHIT EVER CREATED ON THE EARTH IT MOVES FROM YOU TOUNG DOWN TO YOUR STOMACH
every pepper in the house so like 6-7, concentrated chili habanero, fire Taco Bell sauce (old packet) and three drops of super spicy mustard
YOU DONT FUCKING UNDERSTAND I SMELLED IT AND MY EYES STARTED WATERING SO MY SISTER COULDNT TAKE THE FUCKING SUSPENSE SO SHE GOT A FONDU FORK JUST GOT THE TIP OF THE FORK IN THE SAICE PUT IT ON HER TUNG AND IN FIVE FUCKTUPPLED SECONDS SHE SCREAMS IN AGONY AND STARTS CHUGGING A CONTAINER OF HONEY (she doesn’t drink milk) I FALL TO THE FLOOR AND START CRYING I CANT WAIT FOR THE ASSHOLE TO EAT A SOFT PRETZEL FILLED WITH THAT SHIT