tac life

anonymous asked:

105)You can’t make up for it by giving me a tic-tac.” and 109) “Life is a highway, and I’m always drunk. So I’m not driving.” for Starlord/Peter Quill

Characters: Reader x Peter Quill + Rocket Racoon & Gamora

Warnings: alcohol consumption

Prompts: 105. “You can’t make up for it by giving me a tic-tac.” 109. “Life is a highway, and I’m always drunk. So I’m not driving.”

Word Count: 381

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“He’s smashed again, y/n!” Rocket yelled to you from across the bar. Rolling your eyes, you turned back to Gamora, who sighed loudly. The crew were all at a bar having drinks, but it seemed like Peter just couldn’t stay out of trouble.

“I’ll be right back.” you gave Gamora a look, and she waved you away.

“Take as long as you need.” she smirked, and you gave her a playful punch before rushing over to Rocket, who was perched on Peter’s shoulders. Peter was slumped in the corner of the room, his head lolling as he clutched his drink. 

“How many times has this happened already, Peter?” you grumbled as he bent down to try and lift him up. 

“He’s really out of it this time.” Rocket muttered, before slapping Peter across the face. “Hey, buddy! Stay awake!” 

“What?” Peter jerked up, looking around. “y/n? We’ve got to stop meeting like this.”

“Shut up.” you snapped, but you couldn’t help but smile. “You have a serious drinking problem, Peter.” 

Peter shrugged, taking a sip from the bottle before you snatched it away from him and gave it to Rocket, who took a sip when you turned away. Peter fumbled in his pockets before handing something to you. 

“You can’t make up for it by giving me a tic-tac.” you scoffed, tossing the tic-tac over your shoulders. 

“Hey!” Peter exclaimed. “Don’t waste my tic-tacs.” 

Hauling him to his feet, you slung his arms over your shoulders and began stumbling out of the bar.

“Let’s take you back to the ship, Peter.” you sighed, looking over your shoulder to look at Rocket. “Gather everyone else up. We’re leaving.” 

You staggered out of the bar as Rocket disappeared into the crowd to find the others. You dragged Peter over to the ship and pulled him inside, dumping him into his usual seat. Wiping the sweat from your forehead, you dropped yourself into the copilot seat, trying to catch your breath.

“Life is a highway, and I’m always drunk. So I’m not driving.” Peter struggled to sit up, and you raised your eyebrows.

“Poetic.” you deadpanned, before getting up and moving Peter to the copilot seat instead. “Remind me to stay by your side the next time you drink.”

anonymous asked:

How about the beta kids and tic tacs?

john: doesn’t mind them, will eat them if there’s nothing else in the candy jar, but they’re a little sugary for his tastes

dave: pretends to hate them but doesn’t actually. will join in with jane if she’s going on one of her rants and calls them “bullshit coke nuggets” but it’s just because they’re so easy to rip on

rose: prepares them like a fine dish to spite jane: cooks them into cakes, makes elaborate meals out of them, has never actually tasted a tic tac in her life 

jade: has zero opinion on tic tacs and is bemused and scared by her friends’ affinities or notable lack thereof

What your Kerbin parking orbit says about you

71 km: You value efficiency more than anything. You have played KSP since the earliest versions (and were annoyed when the atmosphere limit was raised from 34.5 km to 69 km, and then again to 70 km) and have done really complex missions, and to do a Grand Tour of everything in the Kerbol system is your ultimate aspiration (or maybe you’ve already done it?). You also probably achieved the given orbit with an SSTO and MechJeb.

80 km: While you’re trying for efficiency, your reasons for picking this number are very similar to those of 100 km.

100 km: You like 100 km, as it is a nice round number. You also like that in KSP, all the planet radii are given in exact numbers in kilometers (such as Kerbin’s being 600 km). More likely than not, when you perform a gravity turn, you also turn exactly 45 degrees at 10 km, and were outraged when the atmospheric changes made this sort of gravity turn inefficient.

121 km: The 50x time warp limitation at 120 km annoys you.

601 km: Any sort of time warp limitation annoys you.

2,863 km (KEO): You’re playing KSP heavily modded, including but not limited to TAC Life Support, FAR, RemoteTech, Kerbal Construction Time and a couple of visual mods. God, can’t Squad just make these mods stock already?

Elliptical 71 km x 251 km: You’re playing science/career mode and are really just looking forward to mining all the science from Kerbin right now.

Any other elliptical orbit (including “orbits” with periapsis below 70 km): You’re still a beginner in KSP, still confused by the multitude of concepts you have to wrap your head around.

You haven’t reached Kerbin orbit yet: Either you’re completely new to KSP, or you gave up trying to reach orbit early on and are now focusing on projects that do not have to do anything with space (e.g. submarines, airplanes, ground-based vehicles). Eventually, KSP will stop meaning “Kerbal Space Program”, right?

geminisamuel  asked:

I am sorrowful for the men and women foolish enough to follow you. Everything you do is an affront to the gods. I am ashamed to have once followed you. Odin curse you, Thor will beat his hammer until your death, and Freya will weep as she casts you into Hel. And if we meet at Ragnarok, I will enjoy making you feel the wrath of the gods

It’s unfortunate you feel that way. You are welcome to be as negative and full of hate as you’d like. That is your choice. If you are “ashamed” to have once followed us then that is on you, my friend. May the gods smile upon you and may you know nothing but love and joy in your life.

the signs as slogans
  • Aries: "Isn't life juicy?" - Starburst
  • Taurus: "Two for me and none for you" - Twix
  • Gemini: "Gotta have my pops!" - Corn Pops
  • Cancer: "Now you're eating!" - Pizza Hut
  • Leo: "Put a tic-tac in your mouth and get a bang out of life" - Tic Tac
  • Virgo: "Think outside the bun" - Taco Bell
  • Libra: "Taste the rainbow" - Skittles
  • Scorpio: "Finger-Lickin' good" - KFC
  • Sagittarius: "They're magically delicious!" - Lucky Charms
  • Capricorn: "Nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger!" - Butterfinger
  • Aquarius: "Melts in your mouth, not yours hands" - M&Ms
  • Pisces: "Open happiness" - Coca Cola
A Warning About BlazingAzureCrow (Trigger Warning: Mental/Sexual Abuse, Rape, and Suicide Mention)

It’s been more than two years since Carson “Logan” Laidlaw (TheAzureCrow now BlazingAzureCrow) and I broke up. People have wondered what happened and I never really went into detail. I was scared that no one would believe me and that I would destroy his reputation. I have grown stronger and moved on, at least I like to honestly think I have. Yet, there are still times when it comes back to me and my silence about this issue only makes it worse. The almost FOUR years I was with him, looking back, were an emotional and mental hell that I wouldn’t wish on anyone and the time we tried to be friends was even worse. This is not only me telling my story, but offering a warning to any female fan that tries to get into his circle.

During the almost four years we were together, TAC had affections with other girls, he messaged them on skype and twitter, all behind my back. Sometimes, he even did them in my presence, using the excuse that he liked to see me get jealous. Whenever I confronted him about this, he would pull me into private skype calls and threaten to break up with me, calling me clingy, manic, delusional, and obnoxious, that I had to change because I was going to ruin the relationship. During confrontations with friends, TAC would manipulate me into siding with him, saying that if I loved him, I would side with him no matter what, even if he was wrong.

While hosting the Studio Tumbleweed Minecraft server, TAC, as a head admin, would harass and talk down to members of the server. He was high and mighty, forcing the other head admin to ban anyone who got into disagreements with him. Many times in Prince Edward Island, TAC would go from place to place, getting kicked out each time due to noise complains and unsanitary living conditions, as well as being an intolerable tenant. Eventually he moved to Ontario with a mutual friend, @noshcore, for this instance we will refer to her by her name, Emma. While living with Emma, he did not pay rent, did not try to look for a job, and was an overall slob whose unsanitary habits led to permanent mold damage to the basement level of Emma’s place, forcing her and her father to eventually move after his leaving to Vancouver, BC to study at SchoolCreative.

He has also been accused of statutory rape/molestation/manipulation of Emma, who was at the time 17 years old when he lived in her home, while he was 21. TAC took advantage of her, at the time, feelings for him and pressured her into having sex with him. Despite not giving her consent, TAC allegedly raped Emma and threatened her if she told anyone. TAC allegedly isolated her and even had himself on mute in group skype while he raped her in order to hear my voice. After leaving her home, Emma tried to make myself aware of the situation. In retaliation, TAC manipulated everyone in our circle, including myself to blocking her and called her a liar. Exactly three weeks later, he broke up with me. Even before breaking up with me, he would flirt with the girls who were in his classes in the acting program.

During the last year of our relationship, he and I had gotten friendly with a girl, who we shall call Julie. According to Emma, while I was working and at school, he would talk to Julie in private. After breaking up with me, he said we could still be friends, but we had to tell our friends that our breaking up was a mutual decision, this was a flat out lie. I never wanted to break up, let alone lie to our friends about it. We tried being just friends, but there were times when I would get upset because he carried on like it was just another day, like four years meant nothing. He would then proceed to isolate me from my friends, saying that I needed mental help and that I was making the group feel uncomfortable. Whenever I would retaliate, saying I just wanted to spend time with my friends, he would manipulate me again, saying that he would block me from all social media, and make sure that I didn’t talk to him or them ever again.

There was one friend who did reach out to me, we will call him Blue. He talked to me and made me laugh through the hardest times. I almost killed myself, but Blue talked to me on the phone while I laid on the bathroom floor and cried with a knife on the laundry bin. He tried to talk to TAC, to convince him to let me spend time with my friends. Instead, TAC turned the group against him as well, saying that he was creating sides and antagonizing him. Having enough, I confronted TAC and protest this mistreatment. I didn’t want to be away from my friends anymore. Instead, I was blocked and removed, and he went to tell our friends that I was the one who blocked him. He lied to them and said I called him a monster who ruined my life.

Meanwhile, TAC and Julie had, unsurprisingly to the rest of the circle, gotten closer in the time after he broke up with me. They had planned, in that June of 2014, that she would fly to Vancouver and stay in his house for a month. According to a former roommate of his, TAC had Julia, at the time just an 18 year old girl, isolated in his home, violating his lease of having a member of the opposite sex at the apartment for more than a day. Needless to say, they ended up together, no one was surprised. Let me bring up, that in the FOUR years TAC and I were together, he made NO effort to see me. Yet, willingly paid for half of Julie’s round-trip flight to Vancouver from Texas. Despite this, they broke up after less than 6 months. After being found out by his landlady, TAC then tried to blackmail her in order to get his deposit back. To this day, he still lives in Vancouver. He does not have a job, he does nothing to try to get work, and lives off constant handouts of money from his family in PEI. After a while of dating Julie, our circle of friends caught on, and moved away from him. TAC has since moved on to a different group, with individuals I do not know.

tl:dr - BlazingAzureCrow is a selfish, entitled, manipulative parasite who leeches off of anyone he can to keep himself afloat. He has allegedly sexually abused Emma who was a minor at the time and manipulated and possibly abused Julie after breaking up with me. He turned my friends against me, isolated me, manipulated me during and after our relationship, and made my life a living hell to the point where I had considered taking and almost took my life. This man cannot hold a healthy relationship with anyone and cannot be trusted. Before me, his longest relationship was 6 months, with a break in between. I went through hell and I’ll be damned if another girl goes through what I did.