Afghanistan or Iraq?
Here, use mine.
Amazing. Brilliant.
-Wanna see some more? -Oh god yes.
And I said danger.And here you are.
Do people always assume you are the murderer?
Not really my area.
Welcome to London.
Ready when you are.
-Why would I do that? -Because you are an idiot.
Take my card.
People might talk.
-You wearing any pants? -No.
Somebody loves you.
Vatican Cameos
No reason at all.
-We are not a couple. -Yes you are.
You, being all mysterious with your cheekbones and turning your coat collar up so you look cool.
Is yours a snorer?
I don’t have friends. I’ve just got one.
I know you for real.
You look sad. When you think he can’t see you.
-Take my hand. -Now people would definitely talk.
-Nobody could be that clever. -You could.
One more miracle. Sherlock, for me. Don’t be dead.
Not dead.
Just the two of us against the rest of the world.
I don’t shave for Sherlock Holmes.
I heard you.
Hamish. John Hamish Watson, just if you were looking for baby names.
I meant ex.
There was one feature, and only one feature of interest in the whole of this baffling case, and quite frankly it was the usual - John Watson.
John Watson you keep me right.
Actually, now I can.
Did I do it wrong?
John Watson is definitely in danger.
Look how you care about John Watson.
John, there’s something I should say, I’ve meant to say always and I never have. Since it’s unlikely we’ll ever meet again, I might as well say it now.
Sherlock is actually a girl’s name.
To the very best of times, John.
Then correct me doctor.
You must have impulses.
There’s always two of us. Don’t you read The Strand?
Smarter than he looks.

The Final Problem: The Message from Miss Hudson to Mycroft Holmes, 1996

Twenty years ago, Sherlock Holmes spent the summer in America. While he was there a grisly double-murder caused the local law enforcement great trouble. They couldn’t convict the man – he was about to walk free.  This was, of course, until Sherlock Holmes offered his deductions and testified in court. Frank Hudson, ruthless criminal, philanderer, and drug dealer, was sentenced to death.  His wife, Martha Hudson, with whom he had no children, was relieved to finally spring free from his dangerous web. However, there was one person Sherlock did not mean to cross – Frank Hudson’s daughter from another woman. This woman vowed from that day on, if ever Sherlock Holmes were to fall in love, that she would be there to take that all away from him, to take what he took from her. She, from wealth and power funded from that cartel until Sherlock left her “penniless and abandoned” (TAB), sent a message to Mycroft Holmes. The message read as follows:

“From this moment on, Sherlock Holmes has made an enemy of me. I will be in your orbit for the rest of my life. I will take from him what he took from me. You will alert me as soon as he falls in love. The code word is "Love”. Once I hear the word, I will abandon my work to start anew. If you do not do exactly as I say, millions of British citizens will die. I have consulted James Moriarty, to keep an eye on your brother until I am notified. He is a fan of his work and will be watching every online blog, every news outlet for information on his well-being. If I find out Sherlock has fallen in love from him and not from you, millions of people will die.”

I present to you Miss Morstan, who suffered greatly at the loss of her father in The Sign of Four by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. In this version, she is Miss Hudson.

There is a letter game running through BBC Sherlock. Thank you @teaandforeshadowing for pointing me to this official Sherlock Youtube channel clue.

Miss Hudson, who has reached out to various people in her attempt to take down Sherlock Holmes, has her minions coded in vowels. AEIOUY – These represent four people in her web. Let’s start with “A”:

This is Janine Hawkins. Her last name changed to “Donlevy” in The Abominable Bride. Keep in mind she is one of the monstrous regiment Mary leads Sherlock to in the crypt. 

“Donlevy” is a callback to Laurie King’s Novel “The Beekeeper’s Apprentice” where Sherlock Holmes solves a mystery at Sussex Downs involving Patricia Donleavy, Moriarty’s relation. 

It is important to note that Janine’s last name is missing the “A” – just like the newspaper clipping Sherlock saw floating past his head in The Abominable Bride. The clip read “Body of Sea Captin Found in Chapel”. Again, missing the “A”. Arwel Jones, the television show’s production designer sent cryptic tweets with the letter “A” mysteriously capitalized in the middle of a word. This is because they’re playing a letter game. 

This is “E”:

Mary Morstan found out about her and “Redbeard” when she threatened Magnussen at CAM Tower. She wasn’t there just to kill him. She wanted more. 

This is I, O, and U:

Here you can hear Sherlock saying “IOU” to himself and Molly enters the shot. She asks him about it. He doesn’t answer. Keep in mind Molly – along with Janine – was one of the women who haunted Sir Eustace in The Abominable Bride. She was the one who killed him, actually. I think she’ll be used more against her will in episode 3, but it’s important to note she will be manipulated in the grand, villainous scheme. 

And, last but not least, we have “Y”:

See the “Y” in blood on his lips? Yep. He’s the consulting criminal that’s helped make this all a reality. He’ll be back in The Final Problem to ask Sherlock “Is this silly enough for you yet? Gothic enough?” – but these questions will be to the audience, as well, seeing series four has been very, very wonky so far. Too dramatic. That’s because we’re rewatching “The Abominable Bride”. He’ll tell Sherlock “It’s not real”. This should be the moment we become grounded in reality – or at least right after. At this moment we’ll be told just why this whole series has been so hard to follow. Patience, patience, everyone. We’re not even to the good part yet. 

Do you know why “Staying Alive” was always a problem for Moriarty? Because it was in his contract to not kill Sherlock even though it would be fun. Miss Hudson never allowed for that. 

Why do you think Mrs. Hudson gave Sherlock a “special deal”? Mycroft, who’s been aware of this impending problem for years, asked her to “look after him…. please”. She has always been a mirror for John – knowing this it’s easy to see Mycroft went to her, too. Mycroft has been playing chess, putting his pieces in position without anyone knowing.

He tried everything he could to make sure Sherlock never fell in love. It was for everyone’s good. Caring is not an advantage. 

Mycroft upgrades their surveillance status immediately as this happens:

And then he gave the codeword “Love” to Miss Hudson to let her know the game is on, so she dropped everything, betrayed her group, and left. 

In The Final Problem we’ll see “Mary” still alive, Moriarty back from the “dead”, our wonky perception disappear, and a monstrous regiment of women (AEIOU) wait to take Sherlock down. Remember, we’re watching The Abominable Bride again. Mary will jump out of the shadows at the last moment, alarming John and tipping off Sherlock of the long game. 

But you’re wondering about Mycroft, about the government? No, those players don’t matter. Moriarty had to distract Mycroft and Sherlock in order for Miss Hudson’s pieces to better close in. Too busy solving the bomb under parliament? Mary inched closer. Too busy solving the Mayfly Man? Mary inched closer. Too busy getting to Magnussen? Mary inched closer. 

You want this to be some epic Moriarty/Government showdown? It won’t be. This is about love and revenge. Simple. Pedestrian. Tedious. 

But this is a love story, after all. 

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To My New Sherlock Followers:

Johnlock is real. Johnlock is endgame. This gay romance has been endgame since Moffat and Gatiss brainstormed this show over a decade ago. Our community calls itself “TJLC” – The Johnlock Conspiracy. We work together to decode the clues laid before us in the television show, the online blogs, and the original writing by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. We are detectives and bloggers. Neat, don’t you think?

We’ve been operating alongside the show runners for over three years. They all know about us. How do I know they know? We go to their conventions wearing “TJLC” clothing. We follow them on Twitter. We hover just behind them, waiting for them to slip. And now that The Final Problem is mere days away, they’re all interacting with us through social media. Amanda Abbington and Arwel Wyn Jones are notorious for liking TJLC things on Twitter. They know we’re here, they know we’ve always been here. But they couldn’t tell anyone that they knew. Until now.

Do you see the resemblance? We are an underground network operating alongside them, an invisible threat hovering at their elbows, the women they’ve lied to, the threat they must lose to because, as Mark Gatiss in the show himself said, “They are right and we are wrong”.  We are the underground conspiracy in The Abominable Bride. 

We’re the reason Mark Gatiss as Mycroft in The Six Thatchers says, “I love an acronym – All the best secret societies have them”.

So if everyone reading this wants to get the last head start in the little time you have left, search TJLC and find the clues before time runs out.