taaza

I said, ‘I am in love. And I’ve been writing in Urdu so much lately. It’s not healthy, Sama. And I’m losing my sabr and strength.“
She asked jokingly, 'Fell in love? With me?’
She knew she turned my Urdu mood on, and I replied, 'Nahi meri jaan. Aapse toh mohabbat bahot phele aur sachi hui thi - hai. Ye ishq toh taaza aur takleef-deh hai. Is pyaar ne hame sirf zaqmo ke alawa aur kuch nahi diya hai. Samaj nahi aata hum apne aap ki qurbaani kyu dena chahte hai. Sama… ye zaqm abhi bhare nahi hai, inhe aur na qurede.’
—  Dania Moiz
Non Veg Jokes - Meri Izzat Lutti Gayi

Non Veg Jokes

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Meri Izzat Lutti Gayi

Posted: 01 Aug 2015 03:51 AM PDT
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Santa Jaise Hi Office Se Ghar Lota, Preeto Rote Hue Boli
Preeto: Aji Sunte Ho, Aaj Ghar Mein 3 Daaku Aaye The Aur Unhone Meri Izzat
Lut Li
Santa Gusse Mein Aakar Bola: To Tune Unko Roka Kyu Nahi?
Preeto Udas Hote Hue: Bada Roka Tha Ji Unko, Par Vo Ruke Nahi, Bole Abhi
Hume Jane Do, Hum Fir Dobara Aa Jayenge
Must Read Santa Banta JokesEk Dum Fresh & Taaza ChootTight Chut Ka Maja
Kaise Le?Ab Roz Roz Condom Lagane Se ChuttiSex Karne Ka New Tarika, By
Santa SinghDaddy Aap To Chutiya Ho

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Itna Bhed-Bhav Kyu Hai?

Posted: 31 Jul 2015 09:50 PM PDT
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Budha Ek Ladki Se Takra Gaya.
Budha Bola: Sorry
Girl Gusse Se: Stupid
Tabhi Ek Handsome Sa Ladka Usi Ladki Se Takra Gaya.
Ladka Bola: Sorry
Girl Muskurate Hue: Its Ok
Budhe Ne Ye Suna Aur Ladki Ke Pass Aakar Gusse Se Bola
Budha: Madarchod, Meri Sorry Ki Spelling Galat Thi Kya
Must Read Hindi JokesBirthday Gift Idea, Tum Bhi Ese Hi KarnaWhat Is Sex?Uh
Aah Ki Awaj Nahi NikaliWho Sang This Song?Kitni Nadan Aur Boli Hai Ye Biwi

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Main Ek Radio Ki Tarah Hun

Posted: 31 Jul 2015 03:47 PM PDT
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Ek Ladki Ladke Se: Main Ek Radio Ki Tarah Hun, Mera Daayaan(Left) Nipple
Volume Ka Hai Or Baayan(Right) Nipple Id Tuner Ka Hai
Ladka Dono Dabba Deta Hai Lekin Koi Aawaz Nahi Aati.
Ladki Boli: Bewakuf Nichey Se Plug Kya Tera Baap Aake Dalega
Must Read Callgirls JokesZordar Sex Callgirl KaPepsi - Ye Dil Maange
MoreIsse Kahte Hai Baaja BajjnaTo Fir Bata Isko Kaha Daalu?Rape Ka Matlab
Kya Hai?

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One-Hundred Dollar Bill Tattoo On Dick

Posted: 26 Jul 2015 03:45 PM PDT
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One Day A Man Goes To A Tattoo Artist And Says
Man: Id Like You To Tattoo A One-Hundred Dollar Bill Onto My Dick.

The Tattoo Artist Is Surprised And Ask: Well, That Could Hurt A Lot. Why
Would You Want A 100 Dollar Bill On Your Dick?
The Man Answer: Actually There Are Three ReasonsI Like To Watch My Money
GrowI Like To Play With My MoneyAnd Next Time My Wife Wants To Blow
A-Hundred Bucks She Wont Have To Leave The House!
Must Read English JokesAb Delhi Door NahiPlease Extend My LeaveWho Is
Stronger, Man Or Woman?I Am Black, You Are White. Why?My Cheater Husband

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Laga Rah Mere Dost Laga Rah

Posted: 26 Jul 2015 09:43 AM PDT
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Jahaan Dosti Waha Pyar,
Jaha Pyar Waha Ishq,
Jaha Ishq Waha Mohabbat,
Jaha Mohabbat Waha Chudai,
Jaha Chudai Waha Dard,
Jaha Dard Waha Zandu Baam,
Ab Sirfrs 19 Rupaye Mein Laga Rah.
Must Read Hindi JokesSamsya Ya Invitation?Salery Ladki Ke Periods Ki Tarha
Hoti HaiLadki Aur Doodh Mein Kya Faraq Hai?Sex Aur Chunaav Mein Sabse
Jaruri Kya Hai?Mera Beta Doctor Banega

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Similarity Between A Woman And A Guitar?

Posted: 26 Jul 2015 03:28 AM PDT
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Question: Whats The Similarity Between A Woman And A Guitar?
Answer: You Play At The Top And Finger The Bottom
Must Read Questions Answers JokesLadkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?Bachhe
Aisi Paida Hote HaiLadki Ka Apni Choot Ke Uper KharchaBudape Mein Sex Karne
Ka Bhadiya TarikaNiche Ke Baal Safed Kyu Nahi Hote? Har Insaan Ki Uske Bure
Waqt Mein Madad Karni Chahiye - Jaise Is Aadmi Ne Santa Ki Kari


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After An Accident, In Different Countries

Posted: 25 Jul 2015 09:21 PM PDT
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After An Accident:
American: Its Fine Man
British: I Am So Sorry
Australia: No Worries Dude
Germany: Are You Okay?
India: Andha Hai Kya Be Bhosdike, Dhakkan Ki Tarha Chala Raha Hai, Akkal Ke
Dushman, Gandu Saale, Tere Baap Ka Road Hai Kya? Bahar Nikal Dekh Teri
Kaise Bajata Hoon
Must Read Hindi JokesBachha Hi To Hai?Aaj Ki Nari Kya Nahi Kar SaktiDin
Raat Dikhe Bas Mujhe Ek Hi CheezBatao Galti Kiski, Lala Ji Ki Ya Ladke
Ki?Time Ka Funda Bada Hi Ganda

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Compliment - Girls Vs Boys

Posted: 25 Jul 2015 05:15 PM PDT
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Kya Hota Hai Jab Ek Ladki Dusri Ladki Ko Ek Compliment Deti Hai?
Ladki: You Are Beautiful.
Dusri Ladki: Thank You, You Are Beautiful Too.
Lekin Jab Ek Ladka Dusre Ladke Ko Compliment Deta Hai To Ka Hota Hai?
Ladka: You Are Handsome.
Dusra Ladka: Aajaa Fir, Mooh Me Lele.
Must Read Hindi JokesUnderwear Ki GarrantyLadkiyo Par ShayariI-Pill Ki
Wajah Se NuksanHar Kam Apne Waqt Par Hi Hota HaiBachho Kabhi Hausla Mat
Haarna

Non Veg Jokes - Abbreviations Can Be Misleading

Non Veg Jokes

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Abbreviations Can Be Misleading

Posted: 28 Jul 2015 05:15 PM PDT
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Ek Bar Santa Ek Ladki Ke Saath Facebook Pe Chat Kar Raha Tha, Usne Ladki Se
Pucha
Santa: BF Hai?
Ladki: Haan Hai.
Santa: HD Me Hai Ya Mp4 Me?
***Blocked***
Must Read Santa Banta JokesEk Dum Fresh & Taaza ChootTight Chut Ka Maja
Kaise Le?Ab Roz Roz Condom Lagane Se ChuttiSex Karne Ka New Tarika, By
Santa SinghDaddy Aap To Chutiya Ho

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Santa Singh, Biwi Aur Condom

Posted: 28 Jul 2015 10:20 AM PDT
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Santa Apni Wife Se Sex Karne Laga To Wife Ne Usko Bola
Wife: Sunoji, Aap Is Condom Se 15v Baar Kar Rahe Ho, Ab Bas Bhi Karo.
Santa: Oye Tu Pagal Ho Gayi Hai Kya, Ispe Expiry Date To August 2011 Hai
Must Read Hindi JokesJo Sun Na Sake Use Kya Kahenge?Indian Lunn With
Vibrator TwistMard Ke Sukhi Jeevan Ke 5 SecretsCompetition Ka Hi To Zamana
HaiTeri Main Kaisi Loo

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Besharam, Tu Hosh Mein To Hai?

Posted: 28 Jul 2015 04:11 AM PDT
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Preeto Bina Kapde Pahne Hi Mahmano Ko Halwa Parosne Aa Jati Hai,
Santa: Besharam, Tu Hosh Mein To Hai?
Preeto: Oji, Recipe Book Mein Likha Tha Serve Hot Without Any Dressing
Must Read Santa Banta JokesEk Dum Fresh & Taaza ChootTight Chut Ka Maja
Kaise Le?Ab Roz Roz Condom Lagane Se ChuttiSex Karne Ka New Tarika, By
Santa SinghDaddy Aap To Chutiya Ho Girlfriend Ko Koi Bada Sa Gift Dena
Chahte Ho? - Koi Baat Nahi Banta Ka Idea Use Karo Aur Do Ek Bada Sa Gift
Saste Mein


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Good Lawyer Or A Damn Good Lawyer Or A Good Liar?

Posted: 27 Jul 2015 10:10 PM PDT
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A Married Lawyer Had Sex In His Car And Forgot The Girl’s Panties In His
Car.
His Wife Saw The Panties In The Back Seat, Tore It Apart Screaming: What’s
This?”
He Calmly Replied: You Just Destroyed The Evidence Of A Rape Case, Worth
Millions That I’m Handling.
She Quickly Went On Her Knees Apologizing.
Do You Call Him Smart, A Good Lawyer Or A Damn Good Lawyer Or A Good Liar ?
Answer In Comments
Must Read English JokesDumb And DumberSave Water SloganDifference Between
Sky And Panty?Joke Specially For GirlsSimilarity Between A Woman And A
Guitar?

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18 Saal Ki Ladki Dene Ke Liye Taiyar Hoti Hai

Posted: 27 Jul 2015 04:05 PM PDT
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Ladki Jab 18 Saal Ki Ho Jati Hai To,
Wo Dene Ke Liye Taiyar Ho Jaati Hai?
Vote
Kabhi Desh Ke Baare Mein Bhi Soch Liya Karo,
Hamesha Apne Bare Mein Hi Sochte Ho.
Must Read Double Meaning JokesKam Se Kam Bachho Ki To Sharam Kar LoWoh
Mangti Thi Mein Deta Na ThaLadki Ka Doodh Ko Istemal Karne Ka TarikaDouble
Meaning Question For GirlfriendThand Mein Chudayi, Na Baba Na

Non Veg Jokes - Santa Ki Calculation Ke Kya Kahne

Non Veg Jokes

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Santa Ki Calculation Ke Kya Kahne

Posted: 26 Jul 2015 05:15 PM PDT
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Ek Din Santa Ghar Baitha News Dekh Raha Tha.
News Headline Dikhi
Hrithik Roshan Ki Taraf Se Suzzane Ko Alimony Me 400 Crore Milenge, 14 Saal
Ki Shaadi Ke Liye.
Santa Ne Calculate Kiya Ki, Ye To Rs 8 Lakh Per Night Pada.
Santa: O Behnchod! Itni Mehngi Choot?
Must Read Santa Banta JokesEk Dum Fresh & Taaza ChootTight Chut Ka Maja
Kaise Le?Ab Roz Roz Condom Lagane Se ChuttiSex Karne Ka New Tarika, By
Santa SinghDaddy Aap To Chutiya Ho

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Laga Rah Mere Dost Laga Rah

Posted: 26 Jul 2015 09:43 AM PDT
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Jahaan Dosti Waha Pyar,
Jaha Pyar Waha Ishq,
Jaha Ishq Waha Mohabbat,
Jaha Mohabbat Waha Chudai,
Jaha Chudai Waha Dard,
Jaha Dard Waha Zandu Baam,
Ab Sirfrs 19 Rupaye Mein Laga Rah.
Must Read Hindi JokesChooss Chooss ChoossAkal Ki Baat Vol.4Ladkiya Phoolon
Wali Panty Hi Kyu Pahnti Hai?Oye, Choot To Yahan HaiMasoom Bache Ki Masoom
Soch

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Similarity Between A Woman And A Guitar?

Posted: 26 Jul 2015 03:28 AM PDT
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Question: Whats The Similarity Between A Woman And A Guitar?
Answer: You Play At The Top And Finger The Bottom
Must Read Questions Answers JokesLadkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?Bachhe
Aisi Paida Hote HaiLadki Ka Apni Choot Ke Uper KharchaBudape Mein Sex Karne
Ka Bhadiya TarikaNiche Ke Baal Safed Kyu Nahi Hote? Har Insaan Ki Uske Bure
Waqt Mein Madad Karni Chahiye - Jaise Is Aadmi Ne Santa Ki Kari


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After An Accident, In Different Countries

Posted: 25 Jul 2015 09:21 PM PDT
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After An Accident:
American: Its Fine Man
British: I Am So Sorry
Australia: No Worries Dude
Germany: Are You Okay?
India: Andha Hai Kya Be Bhosdike, Dhakkan Ki Tarha Chala Raha Hai, Akkal Ke
Dushman, Gandu Saale, Tere Baap Ka Road Hai Kya? Bahar Nikal Dekh Teri
Kaise Bajata Hoon
Must Read Hindi JokesNirmal Baba Ka Upaye Biwiyo Ke LiyeHritik Roshan Ki
ProblemCommon Between Moov Cream And Penis?Height Of Facebook
UpdatePathaan, Ladki Aur Dice Ka Game

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Handle With Care

Posted: 25 Jul 2015 03:17 PM PDT
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Ek Din Ek Sardar Ne Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Jiski T-Shirt Par Likha Thha
Handle With Care
Agle Din Usne Apni Jeans Ke Aage Likhva Liya
Candle With Hair
Must Read Santa Banta JokesEk Dum Fresh & Taaza ChootTight Chut Ka Maja
Kaise Le?Ab Roz Roz Condom Lagane Se ChuttiSex Karne Ka New Tarika, By
Santa SinghDaddy Aap To Chutiya Ho