um wright, so, i'm being put on trial for murder, there is a fuckton of evidence against me and my fingerprints are everywhere and there're witnesses and i gotta tell you, do not defend me i swear to god--
when good omens airs and gets big, i dont want to see any of this ‘omg crowley and aziraphale are boyfriends!!!’ shit. excuse you. they’re husbands. married. together for centuries and you dont think they’ve tied the knot?? please.