“You decided it was funny to scare a stranger (aka me) for vine and I ended up punching you in the face as a reflex and I’m not sorry about it, serves u right, also let me look at your nose that’s a lot of blood shit"
"I was taking a jog with my dog when our dogs jumped at each other and I’m trying to control them but yOU’RE BARLEY DOING ANYTHING TO HELP OTHER THEN HOLDING YOUR DOGS LEASH AND TELLING THEM TO HEEL WHICH OBVIOUSLY ISN’T DOING ANYTHING AND U LOOK LIKE A DOUCHE WITH THOSE SUNGLASSES ON THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT AND- wait you’re blind..and this is your guide dog.. O h”
"We were paired up in class for a baby project and we got way to invested in or roles as parents aND NO WE ARE NOT GETTING A PONY FOR THEM IDC HOW MUCH THEY CRY AND BEG THEY CAN GET A DOG WHEN THEY’RE OLDER AND WHAT DO U MEAN YOU WANT TO GET THEM A LAMBORGHINI WHEN THEY TURN 18??? NO FUCKING WAY NO, OUR JOBS WOULD NOT SUPPORT THAT, AND THAT WOULD BE THEIR WHOLE LIFE SAVINGS, IF THIS IS GONNA WORK OUT WE NEED TO MAKE RULES AND BOUNDARIES FOR THEM AND FOR US, WE ARE HAVING A CHILD GOD DAMN IT WE CANT FUCK THIS UP"
“we both work at a haunted house and you keep scaring people before i can aND I TOTALLY HAD THAT COUPLE AND U KNOW IT BUT U SPOILED IT ON PURPOSE so i did it right back to you and now we’ve ended up making it into a competition on who can scare the most people fiRST AND U STUPID MOTHERFUCKER GET OUT OF MY WAY THAT HORRIFIED 10 YEAR OLD IS M I N E”
“we are strangers at comic con dressed up as two characters from the same show/movie that fans ship a lot and we ended up getting into a huge debate earlier about whether Tony Stark or Steve Rogers were right in CA: Civil War and it got intense but now fans at comic con ship us and yeah i guess ur cute even tho me and u have different views on things”
“you fucking stole my seat in this movie theater, i went to the bathroom and come back to see u in my seat??? I waited like an hour before this movie to get a good seat for this premiere who do u think u are, how about no, get up, no- im not finding another spot, they all sUCK compared to this one get the hell up or im sitting on your lap- still no??? alRIGHT, THATS IT, MAKE ROOM MY ASS HAS FOUND A NEW HOME FOR THE NEXT TWO HOURS. GET COMFORTABLE….. okay….. this is..weird…..i like it tho… pass me some popcorn”
“we are at a water park and im at the top of this slide but my best friend fucking BAILED on me the last minute bc she got too scared and its a two seater for the tube and now i have to wait for a stranger who doesn’t have a partner either and that might take forever and it will be awkward and - wait, i see a partner and they are - fUCK THEY ARE HOT AF. AND WE HAVE TO SIT ON THIS LITTLE TUBE???? oh this should be… interesting, ill thank my friend later if i get their number”
“you work at sea world and im a anti sea world activist and i tried to pull a free willy and you caught me and i know ur gonna call the cops and im gonna go to jail bUT THESE ANIMALS BELONG IN THE OCEAN, THEY SHOULDN’T BE IN TANKS THIS IS WRONG AND WHAT YOU ARE ALL DOING IS-.. wait you agree with me?? tHEN WHY TEH FUCK DO U WORK HERE- oh you love the animals and want to make sure they are taken care of correctly, or else you feel like no one else will look out for them like you do… i mean thats actually really sweet but you still are not helping this cause- wait you’re willing to help me take them down??? you will be my inside man???? thIS COULD WORK. WE CAN TAKE THESE ASSHOLES DOWN TOGETHER. LETS FUCKING DO THIS.”
May I ask for a ghost AU, like Hiccup forcing to summon a spirit on a ouija table, thanks to Snotlout, and Jack (Jack frost, the winter, not some spirit) freezing the table and things just for fun and finally, Hiccup asks him question because he's completly fascinated ? (Sorry if it's a boring request !) Thank you and have a nice day :)
Summary: Hiccup and Snotlout try to talk to the ghost of Burgess Hall. Only problem is they get exactly what they want…and then some.
Author’s Note: Don’t ask me about the foot fetish thing. I thought it would be funny to have some kind of ritual for talking to a ghost turn into something that would make shippers squeal like crazy.