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You know whats underrated? Thea and Barry’s Friendship. I am gonna fix that problem now. (Olivarry included because IM T R A S H) 

  • Whenever Thea is in Central City for who knows what, her and Barry shall meet up and Jitters and exchange stupid stories about one another’s teams, as well as stupid new Oliver stories.
  • After they got engaged and Wedding parties were planned, Thea ditched Oliver’s party in favor of Barry’s because she wanted to go to her best friends instead of her brothers, Like you do (headcanon by @brooklyn1949 )
  • Thea calls Barry every time Oliver leaves for Central City, because she remembers hearing about the one time Oliver surprised Barry and basically ended up with a broken arm, and let’s just say it was a horrible at home, so she is being safe.
  • Barry and Thea will legit have movie night whenever he’s in Star City and Oliver is busy with Mayor or Arrow Stuff. Thea sat Barry down to watch Legally Blonde and Barry forced Thea to watch Indiana Jones. They have a mutual love for both of these movie and their attractive leads (Bisexual Thea is Canons shh)
  • “Barry, are you working right now? Flash stuff? Perfect, I have a date in 30 minutes and I could really use some fashion advice! See you in 10!”
  • “Thea, yeah, I’m gonna be in Star in about 10 minutes. You’ve been with him all day, you’ll know best what he wants to see today. Thank you!”
  • The followers of their Hero personas lovingly refer to the Flash and Speedy as the #FastSquad, half because of their code names, but and half because of how fast their team ups seem to end. 
  • Thea and Barry love to do patrol together whenever Thea was still active, and he is a little disappointed she retired. Thea however, will make special cases when her best friend is in a bad mood to go on a patrol with him in Central.
  • Thea Queen and Barry Allen are the best goddamn in-laws you will ever see, because these two would kill if anyone hurts their Brother/Sister.
  • Barry is worse when it comes to Thea dating sometimes than Oliver is, because he is fully aware that this lil badass deserves the best and only the best. (He misses Roy for this reason)
  • Thea legit would be first in line to Kill Oliver if he did anything to hurt Barry.

To the older woman at the dog park,

Thank you. Thank you for being kind to me and talking about life with me. You are so sweet and kind and you could not ever realize how much I needed that today.

After dinner I left my house with my dog, music blasting. I went to the neighborhood park to cry. This whole week has been awful and I just feel like everyone in this world has something against me. I went to go into the dog park and you were there.

You and your perfectly trained golden retriever, we talked, and talked. We talked about dogs and school and life. You must be in your sixteys and I’m in my teens, but our age difference only pulled us together. You talked of a boy who once took you to your homecoming dance and I admitted to you how terrified I was to go to my first.

I left the dog park with a smile on my face. I went home and sat on my back porch with my dog eating ice cream. I let things go.

I am happy. Thank you for helping me realize that there are more important things in life than stupid boys and people who make you feel worthless.

Love,
Grace

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the only child mr. h has to watch for is the idiot who runs the city.
insp from twewytextposts

bonus:

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Entreat me not to leave thee, or return from following after thee. For whither thou goest, I will go, and where thou lodgest, I will lodge. Thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God. Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried. The Angel do so to me, and more also,  i f   a u g h t   b u t   d e a t h   p a r t   t h e e   a n d   m e .

To the “Joshler” haters:

Since a lot of friends, artists and writers in general get TON OF SHIT for drawing or writing about the “Joshler” concept (resulting in, basically, censorship):

Can you just stop being a wuss over a ship we all know it’s not real (breaking news: like 99% of the other ships on the internet)? Here’s a life changing tip: let people fantasize to whatever the fuck they want. Don’t you have something more IMPORTANT and CONCRETE to fight? Even your fucking idols joke about it, g r o w  u p  a n d  d o  s o m e t h i n g  m o r e  m e a n i n g f u l  t h a n  b e i n g  u n n e c e s s a r i l y  a n g r y  (and that’s a whole new level of being a dumb child) at people’s fantasies.

ps. Jenna probably laughs at how triggered you are over her husband.



pps. you can apply this ^^^ to basically every “ship”.