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Anh không phải siêu nhân.
Anh không bận rộn cứu thế giới, anh không cần phải giữ bí mật. Nhưng vì sao anh chẳng thể giành chút thời gian kể cho em về nỗi buồn của anh?
Mỗi lần cãi nhau đều như vậy, một là em thắng hai là anh thua. Chưa bao giờ thay đổi. Nhưng anh không hiểu, em không giống những cô gái khác. Em không cần anh nhường nhịn bất chấp đúng sai. Em chỉ muốn anh chia sẻ với em mà thôi.
Anh luôn đóng kín tâm hồn mình, anh tự cho mình cái quyền được cô độc. Nếu vậy anh còn cần em làm gì. Vì sao muốn có người yêu trong khi anh luôn sống một mình.
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Trớ trêu làm sao. Ngoài kia, họ đổ vỡ vì không biết nhường nhịn. Còn chúng ta. Chúng ta tan vỡ vì anh chỉ biết nuông chiều.

Életünk

Egy álmos hétfő reggelen az Index megszellőzteti a kormány legújabb tervét: minden aranyos cicát baseball-ütővel kell majd agyonverni a jövőben. Még aznap Kovács Zoltán szóvivő tagadja, hogy a kormány a kiscicák agyonverésére készülne, azonban felhívja a figyelmet, hogy a legtöbb macskáról készült kép az interneten van, az internetet pedig Soros György finanszírozza. Állatvédő szervezetek tiltakoznak a kormány tervezete ellen. A Fidesz-frakció reakciója szerint ezeket a szervezeteket Soros György finanszírozza: ez abból is látszik, hogy a határon túli cicákért még soha, egyszer sem szólaltak fel.

Kósa Lajos a kedd reggeli Mokkában arról beszél: neki mindig is gyanúsak voltak a macskák, hiszen rengeteg magyar család lakásában jelen vannak, veszélyesek, és az utcán is kontroll nélkül kóborolnak, szeretnek fémkupakokkal játszani. A Magyar Időkben aznap cikk jelenik meg a macskák sötét oldaláról. Az illusztráció: Gyurcsány Ferenc a macskájával. “Mit adtak nekünk a macskák?” címmel jelenik meg a Pesti Srácokon Aristo dolgozata a témában, amiben többek között arról van szó, hogy a macskák miatt nem születik elég magyar gyerek. Kedd éjjel egy Varga Mihály és Gulyás Gergely által jegyzett salátatörvényben benyújtják a javaslatot a parlamentnek. Ennek nyomán szerda estére egy ismeretlen civil csoport tüntetést hirdet a Kossuth térre.

“Mészáros Lőrinc” felvásárolja BAZ-megyét, és négyszeres áron eladja a románoknak.

Az ellenzéki pártok szerda reggelre elítélik a kormány tervezetét, a Momentum népszavazást kezdeményez a kérdésben. A 444-en ironikus cikk készül a témában macskás gifekkel, Uj Péter Macskaajjjajjajjj címen közöl cikket a témában. Németh Szilárd sajtótájékoztatón a padlóhoz vág egy kiscicát, majd leharapja a fejét. Gulyás Gergely hangsúlyozza: legalább hat európai országban van olyan törvény, amelyből ha kiveszünk egy-egy szót, és összerakjuk, akkor kijön a tervezett törvényszöveg. Jeszenszky Zsolt egy okosnak gondolt Facebook-posztban arról beszél, hogy a PC végre véget ért. Tamás Gápár Miklós ír valamit. Negyvenezer ember jelez vissza az esti tüntetésre, a szervezők azt kérik, hogy a résztvevők ne hozzanak pártjelvényeket. Európai, amerikai politikusok, tudósok, szervezetek tiltakoznak: Kósa Lajos szerint megtévesztette őket a macskalobbi. A Riposzt szerint Vona Gábor kiscicákkal szexel. A cikk megjelenése előtt 15 perccel az Origo a Riposztra hivatkozva már lehozza a cikket. Újabb emberek állnak fel az Origo gasztrorovatából.

“Mészáros Lőrinc” megveszi az OTP-t és a MOL-t.

A tüntetésen hatvanezer ember jelenik meg, főleg fiatalok. Gyurcsány Ferenc cicabajszot rajzoltat magának, hatalmas DK-s molinóval vonul fel. Jurák Kata Macskanőnek öltözve megy a tüntetők közé, de legnagyobb bánatára senki sem veri meg, pedig még ostorral is üti az előtte elhaladókat. Az Origo üres címlappal várja a Freemailről kilépő embereket; a 888 karikatúrát közöl, amelyen egy meghatározhatalan kinézetű ember (akire az alkotó ráírta, hogy Soros) egy macskát fog, mint egy James Bond-főgonosz - a macskát Ludmilla nem tudta megrajzolni, így inkább odarakta Garfieldot. A TV2 szerint luxusjachttal és hidroplánnal utaztatták ide a tüntetőket. Balogh Gábor az Alfahíren, Pap Szilárd István a Kettős Mércén, Böcskei Balázs a Facebookon ír arról, hogy ugyan fontos az aranyos kiscicák kérdése, de inkább a szegény emberekért kéne kiállnia az urbánus fiataloknak. Más ellenzékiek a tüntetés zenei felhozatalára panaszkodnak. Valaki szerint fel kellett volna gyújtani mindent, mások szerint túlás volt, hogy csúnyán néztek a tüntetők egy villanyoszlopra.

“Mészáros Lőrinc” megvásárolja Dél-Olaszországot. Örkény István forog a sírjában.

Csütörtök reggel gyorsított eljárásban megtárgyalják, majd megszavazzák a törvényt a parlamentben, Áder alá is írja ott helyben. Kövér László föld-levegő rakétákat rendel a parlamenti őrségnek. Navracsics Tibor hímez, hámoz. Csuhaj Ildikó cikkében arról ír, hogy Orbán Viktor 2019-ben megpályázza a Transparency International elnöki posztját. Egy macskabarát fideszes értemiségi kiábrándult nyílt levelet ír Orbán Viktornak, a Tutiblogon kigúnyolják. A Magyar Hírlap címlapján nem tudjuk mi van, mert Bayer Zsolt távozása óta senkit sem érdekel a lap. Apropó, Bayer Zsolt: a jobboldali megmondóember “Mocskos gecik!” címmel közöl publicisztikát a Magyar Időkben, nem a cicákkal kapcsolatban. A Professzorok Batthyány Körének intelmei szerint a több odafigyelésre, pontosságra, erényre lenne szükség. A CÖF válaszokat követel a macskapárti médiától. Megadja Gábor ír valamit a levitézlett értelmiségről. Gulyás Márton kiflit vesz a boltban, ami miatt letartóztatják. Csütörtök este a második tüntetésen százezer ember jelenik meg, de a tömeget vezető G Ras nem tudja eldönteni, hova menjenek, ezért spontán buli alakul ki a Boráros téren. Zeng a bajszos szar, valaki bejelenti, hogy pártot alapít. Kitűzik az EU-s zászlót egy random házra. A zászlót kitűző embert meglátogatja Agmed, aki egy izmos kazah magánember. Reggel a villamoson két öreg bácsi arról beszélget, hogy a francia forradalmat macskák robbantották ki.

Mészáros Lőrinc besétál a Parlamentbe, kiveszi a koronát a vitrinből, beleszarik, aztán kisétál a Parlamentből. Van belépőkártyája, így a parlamenti őrség semmit sem tehetett - nyilatkozza Havasi Bertalan. Felcsútra baseball-stadiont építenek, mivel véletlenül túl sok baseball-ütőt rendeltek Rogán Antal egyik szomszédjának cégétől.

Pénteken elkezdik koncentrációs táborokba gyűjteni a macskákat. Előkerül egy felvétel Dózsa Lászlóról, amin tíz macskával kefél. Schmidt Mária szerint a felvételen Pruck Pál látható, a Figyelő később erről ír a címlapon. Az intézkedések költségeit közérdekű adatigényléssel kéri ki az Átlátszó, mire a lapot felvásárolja egy osztrák üzletember. Az egyházak nem mondanak semmit, Ferenc pápa elítéli a dolgot, de őt leprolibuzizza Gajdics Ottó. Orbán Viktor pénteki interjújában arról beszél, hogy minden jóérzésű keresztény ember forró ólmot öntene Soros György macskabarát katonáinak fülébe. Szerinte nem a macskákkal van baj, hanem a gonosz macskákkal, akiket Soros György fizet.

A macskákat szombaton agyoncsapják. Az Európai Néppárt elgondolkozik rajta, hogy elgondolkozzon-e valamin. Donald Trump nem telefonál, viszont a képek láttán először kiírja Twitterre, hogy “Sad!”, majd 67 Tomahawk-rakétát lő ki az Adriai-tengerről Budapestre. “Mészáros Lőrinc” megveszi, majd eladja Erdélyt arab befektetőknek.

Függöny.

My wee little brother is finally going to be a freshman in college (I’m so proud :’)) and was asking me for advice the other day. It occurred to me that most of the advice I heard going into uni was stuff like “you can’t live on ramen” and “don’t strangle your roommate in their sleep.”

Solid, but also fairly common sense. I felt that most “college guides” didn’t address the real challenges I ended up facing with school and academia my freshman year, and there was other important but overlooked advice one should keep in mind. So I wrote this for him, and might as well publish it here, as a guide to any incoming freshman on The Real Things You Need To Know For College.

- Go. To Fucking. Office Hours. Especially if you’re writing a paper. Be not afraid of professors, they are nerds who want to talk this one really specific thing they’ve been working on for a decade and want to help you. I used to be afraid of office hours but now I practically live in them, ending up in some office or another talking about research projects and readings at least twice a week. Most professors love engaged & interested undergrads, and will talk you to your grave if you let them. I’ve never regretted an office hour visit.

- If you plan to go to grad school, get involved in research early and stay involved. This is easier than you think - keep an eye out for opportunities and take chances on applying to things - and GO. TO. OFFICE. HOURS. Ask profs if they know any projects you can be involved in. Ask your advisor. Ask your T.A. Let people know you’re interested.

- If you’re not going to grad school, *get an internship.* Make sure you get course credit for it if it’s not paid. Unpaid internships suck esp on top of school and jobs, but they make a huge difference when it comes to experience, your resumé, and figuring out what you want to do.

- Sometimes college is going to suck. Sometimes it’s going to be 3am and you’re at the library too broke to afford coffee, considering sleeping on the chair. Sometimes you’ll be taking 18 hours, working two jobs, and running an organization and can’t remember the last time you called your mama. Those are the most important moments of college, if you ask me. They test if you really want to be doing what you’re doing, if you’re willing to push yourself to the brink for it, or are just doing it bc it’ll make you money or your parents said so.

- If you don’t want to be doing what you’re doing, it’s okay. Talk to people about it. Reach out to professors, classmates, people in your major, and counseling and career services. People want to help you, whether you’re changing paths or turning down a side road, and their guidance will be a blessing in a troubled time.

- Don’t skip class. Just don’t. Go to even the most boring, read-off-slide-doesn’t-take-attendance class. Don’t let people tell you skipping your whole semester’s worth of classes is normal, because it’s not. You’re paying for these courses. I have anxiety, I know what it’s like to be so paralyzed you can’t even get out of bed, but make yourself at least show up, even if you’re in sweatpants-sweatshirt-no-bra spending the whole class writing on your computer. At least you’re there.
Skipping one “mental health break” class isn’t terrible but it’s a slippery slope that I’ve seen more people fall down than not. Do what’s healthy for you, and talk to student counseling if you really are having trouble wanting to go to class, but try your very best to attend every single one.

- And beyond all this, the biggest advice I could give is to have a life outside of college. If you’re taking 15+ hours and working in labs or on campus, your whole life becomes the university. It can quickly start to get overwhelming, like you can’t escape. Do something for yourself - I knit and listen to audiobooks or podcasts for at least four hours a week, as well as blog, and honestly that’s what keeps me sane. Take up ice skating at the local rink every week or plan dinner and movie dates with friends. Join a church group or start crafting or fishing or something equally quirky. Give yourself something that’s not school (and not drinking/partying) to look forward to, and it’ll make all the difference in the world.

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Today in Middle-Earth: The wounded come to the Houses of Healing;  Aragorn comes to the City (March 15th, 3019 T.A.).

 'Let us not stay at the door, for the time is urgent. Let us enter! For it is only in the coming of Aragorn that any hope remains for the sick that lie in the House. Thus spake Ioreth, wise-woman of Gondor: The hands of the king are the hands of a healer, and so shall the rightful king be known.‘ 

voltron as people in my french class

Lance: (to foreign exchange student) Is it true that the girls in France are prettier than the girls in America

Allura: The teacher who said “If you’re going to cuss then do it in french”

Shiro: That one T.A. that signed out to go to the restroom but never came back

Pidge: The kid who learned how to insult people in french and started trash talking this one guy 

Keith: The kid who tried to throw their pencil in the trash but ended up hitting the teacher in the face

Hunk: (to foreign exchange student) Can you sing us a song in your sexy french accent

Coran: (also to foreign exchange student) When you flush does the toilet really go the opposite way or is that just a myth

Haggar: (teacher to the whole class) you guys are my worst class

Zarkon: The kid who had a look of pure disgust on his face when the exchange student sat next to him

Lotor: The kid who asked the teacher how to say shut up in french then started yelling it at everyone

Hà Nội lập đông. Cái lạnh nửa vời làm lòng em hoang hoải. Như một căn nhà chẳng thể khép cửa, em để mặc gió lùa làm xước xác con tim.

Em tự hỏi, ta còn lại gì trong nhau. Là kỉ niệm ngả màu theo năm tháng, úa tàn như chiếc lá cuối mùa? Hay ta là vết sẹo, vệt xước nhỏ trong trái tim thương tật của nhau?

Em thật hi vọng có thể nhìn về anh như nhìn Hà Nội đầu đông. Yên lặng mà không bi thương, không giận hờn trách móc, cũng chẳng còn mặn nồng thương nhớ.

RAISING A FAMILY WITH DIANA PRINCE WOULD INCLUDE...

Originally posted by theinvinciblecity

  • So we all know that Diana loves kids right?
  • Well she never thought of having any of her own until you brought up the subject one night in bed  
  • You had just moved into your new home with her so you were both exhausted
  • “Diana?”
  • “Yes, my love?”
  • “…Have you ever thought of having a family?”
  • “Of course. I would love to have children with you”
  • Obviously two women can’t conceive children so you two went over your options
  • You could have a donor so one of you could experience what it’s like carrying a child
  • Or you could adopt a child
  • You both decide to adopt because every child deserves a second chance
  • She wanted a actual newborn so you found a mother who was giving up her child and you guys gave her so much support and love through her pregnancy
  • You were both there for her every step of the way
  • A few months into her pregnancy, you and Diana start buying baby clothes, diapers, bottles, etc.
  • The woman was having a baby boy
  • Diana was probably the most excited about having a boy, she knew be was going to be the most handsome little boy
  • Getting the baby’s nursery set up was probably the most fun part
  • You both painted his room a nice cream color with an ocean theme
  • Themyscira was surrounded by water so it felt comforting for her and she wanted that for her son
  • The bottom of the walls were painted blue to resemble the ocean
  • You bought wall stickers of shells, starfish, crabs and much more
  • The room had a big window so lots of natural light came in and made the room look so bright and vibrant
  • You and Diana had also started discussing names for your baby
  • After long nights of arguing over a name (playful arguments by the way)
  • You both finally decided on Isaiah Y/L/N Prince
  • No middle name because you thought it would be too long with both of your last names
  • Diana bought wooden letters of his name, that you both painted sea green, and hung it over his crib
  • The final result was so amazing
  • The room was perfect for a baby boy
  • I forgot to mention this earlier but the entire Justice League threw you guys a baby shower
  • Bruce and Barry planned most of it
  • You and Diana were so grateful to have many strong men in your life that your son could look up to
  • Anyway, the party was amazing
  • It was at Bruce’s house
  • He didn’t even tell you guys what he and Barry had planned
  • So when you both got there it was very quiet and everyone jumped out and scared the living crap out of you guys
  • Diana might have accidentally punched Arthur (Aquaman)
  • Everyone had cute little party hats on and they put some on you and Diana to
  • You played ridiculous party games
  • Like that one where the guys (or girls) wear balloons on their crotch and have to pop it on someone’s butt
  • That was interesting to watch
  • As the party slowly came to an end, you and Diana started opening your gifts
  • Bruce bought your son a Batman suit, Batman onesie, Batman bottles, custom made Batman diapers
  • Basically everything had Batman on it
  • His grin as you opened the gifts was amazing though
  • Luckily Lois took a picture of him
  • Speaking of Lois, she bought you a photo album to place all your pictures of your son as he grows
  • Clark bought your little Isaiah glasses to match his, a Superman cape, and some baby formula
  • Barry got your son a Flash onesie (he made it himself and he was so proud) and some cute pacifiers that had all of the Justice League’s signature logo
  • Arthur got Isaiah a toy replica of his trident, little beanies, and lots of cute little outfits (this man has an amazing fashion sense)
  • Victor (Cyborg) felt very extra that day and bought a bouncy house.
  • He’s determined to be the favorite uncle
  • Alfred made a stroller that can convert to a tricycle, walker, AND a high chair
  • He might have outshined everyone with that
  • After opening up all the gifts, all the guys helped you put everything in the car
  • You and Diana drove home even more excited for Isaiah to be born
  • Finally, two months later Diana gets a call that Isaiah’s mother was in labor
  • You got the baby bag and Diana started up the car
  • When you got there, the mother was still not fully dilated
  • You both stayed with her to help her stay calm and comfortable the whole way through
  • When the time came, you gave her encouraging words through the whole process and then you heard small cries
  • The baby wasn’t the only one crying
  • You and Diana were a crying mess
  • Diana carried the baby first and it felt like the whole world stopped
  • It was you, her, and the baby
  • No words could explain how happy felt in that moment watching Diana carry your child
  • You held the baby next because the mother said she didn’t want to hold him or she would feel attached
  • The baby was taken to a different room to be cleaned up and so some tests could be taken to make sure he was healthy
  • Two days later, you were able to take Isaiah home
  • Isaiah was the happiest baby you had ever known
  • He started growing fast to
  • Soon he was crawling, saying his first words, and walking
  • His first word was cookie because Diana was constantly making cookies for him
  • Then he said momma and you two were the happiest moms ever
  • Unexpectedly, Barry was the favorite uncle
  • He was never really good with kids but Isaiah brought out a different side of him
  • Bruce and Victor were not happy about that
  • Whenever one of them would babysit Isaiah, all of the other guys would follow along to
  • Bruce would be at your house babysitting while you and Diana have a date night, and then the doorbell goes off
  • When Bruce looks through the peephole he can see Victor, Arthur, Barry, Clark, Lois, and even Alfred
  • So it was basically a babysitting party
  • More like arguing over who’s the favorite
  • “Me and Lois are obviously his favorite aunt and uncle”
  • “No you’re fucking not”
  • “DON’T CURSE IN FRONT OF ISAIAH, BARRY”
  • “Great, you woke him up Bruce”
  • When you and Diana get home everyone is either asleep on the floor or couch while Isaiah played with his little trucks
  • “Momma! Mommy!”
  • Diana is momma, you’re mommy
  • Isaiah wobbled on his little legs but he ran over to both of you and hugged your legs
  • You picked him and took him to bed while Diana woke up everyone
  • Once everyone left, Diana kissed Isaiah’s forehead and headed off to bed with you
  • You fell asleep that night with the love of your life next to you and your whole world in the next room
  • Soon the day came that Isaiah would start school
  • Diana dreaded that day so much because she wanted her baby boy by her side at all times
  • Diana woke up first and laid in bed hoping you would wake up late
  • Unfortunately, you set an alarm
  • Diana unwillingly then got out of bed and woke up Isaiah and dressed him
  • You made him a nice little breakfast for the three of you and then you headed out
  • The school was about five minutes away so you got there very quickly
  • You took Isaiah out of his carseat and you and Diana walked with him in the school to his classroom
  • You both met the teacher and the T.A. who were both very sweet
  • Diana asked many many many questions
  • “What college did you go to?”
  • “Do you have children of your own?”
  • “How would you deal with a bully?”
  • “If someone bully’s my son, can I deal with them myself?”
  • “Do you know all the parents? Are they well mannered people?”
  • She kept asking questions left and right
  • You finally were able to get her to leave with you until you were ready to pick Isaiah up
  • Diana just sat on the couch worrying while you were calmly making lunch so it would be ready when Isaiah got home
  • It was soon 1:30 so you went back to the school with Diana and picked up Isaiah
  • When his class came out, Isaiah was talking with a few other boys
  • Your heart completely melted because your baby boy made friends on his first day of school
  • Diana acted like this was the first time she was seeing him in years
  • Just imagine how she got on his first day of middle school, high school, and college
  • There are many more milestones that you both got to experience together
  • You and Diana were the happiest you had ever been

This was sooo fun to write. I’m pretty satisfied with how this turned out, let me know what you guys think. Mom!Diana is so cute.