t. bird

…I blame @punkdelicacy

I made a Greaser gang

But instead of being hostile jerks, they’re the Canadian version of vandalism.

They encourage self care and proper living and don’t support drugs or alcohol.

Instead of beating people up they prefer to make them..laugh it off instead

Each gang member is named after a tickle spot, aside from BoneZ (which means he goes after ribs, collarbones etc)


Pitts- cocky, bark worse than his bite. Pretty cowardly, scrawny and easily gets sick.

BoneZ- crepy silent type, rarely speaks and when he does it’s just a few words. Despite smiling, his voice is pretty deadpan.

Sides- the leader. He’s full of himself, confident. Hates losing. Hot headed but can’t fight.

Belly-the big caring bear type. Belly hates resorting to violence but out of the four, he’s the only one with enough physical stenght to fight.

Imagine you're a bird

Imagine you’re a bird but you can’t fly. For a while that’s fine and nobody expects you to fly because you’re young but it isn’t long before your peers are all flying and you’re left behind. Everyone reassures you that you’ll be able to fly eventually but you aren’t so sure. You start to feel very out of place. Who ever heard of a bird that can’t fly, after all? Some of the other birds think you’re a freak and try to “fix” you by pushing you out of trees. You are hurt, physically and emotionally. Now imagine you discover that flightless birds exist. You aren’t alone, plenty of birds don’t fly. Just because they haven’t flown doesn’t mean they aren’t birds as well. Now imagine you’re asexual/aromantic.

anonymous asked:

I've been hearing a lot about how dinosaurs and to an extent birds couldn't smell or process air through the noses as well as mammals could. Is there any marrot to this?

That’s a crazy idea purported by this guy named Nima (who @fezraptor can rant about better than I), but no, dinosaurs (and therefore birds) can smell just fine: 

http://www.audubon.org/magazine/january-february-2014/birds-can-smell-and-one-scientist

And studies of dinosaur olfactory bulbs show them to be well developed 

http://rspb.royalsocietypublishing.org/content/278/1725/3625.short

callmemoonlight-bae  asked:

Where do animals go if their tail falls off? The retail store. - what do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso - why was the stadium cold? There was a lot of fans. -my boss told me to have a good day. So I went home. - what's the difference between a fully and a bird? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.- What do you call it when a banana eats another banana? Canabananalism- okay that was a lot enjoy the lame jokes .-.

I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

The difference between “Girlfriend” and “Girl Friend” is that little space in between we call the “Friend Zone”.

How did two oceans or seas become friends? Because they kept waving at each other.

God, it’s not even noon yet, and it’s already been a day…

One of my adopters called about a peep her doves had with Splay Leg.

I have a bird with Splay Leg who is three. Under normal circumstances, I’d take it and see what could be done to correct it, or make it comfortable with Skipper if it couldn’t be.

But I can’t…

No birds in or out until we test clear…

And she’s not equipped to take care of a special needs baby…

And doesn’t want the parents any more…

The best I could do was advise the peep be put to sleep, and her pair be hatch controled until I can take them back.

Aviary wide quarantine is fucking killing me…

13 days till testing…

We can do this…

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Travis Scott broke the record for most times performing one song in a concert yesterday (may 16th 2017) when he performed “Goosebumps” 14 times in one show

Jungkook: Aye found a photo of your girlies hyungs!

Yoongi: Lemme see…

Namjoon: Ah where did you get it?

Hobi: Doesnt matter! Check this out!

Namjoon: I cant believe you did that.

Hobi: This is priceless.

(Yes I’m bringing them back! Bts grease au is back and I’ll be doodling some doodles of them. Here have the T-birds fooling around) -kat