after my midterm i finally went to the convenience store to get something to eat and when i left the convenience store with my food, i shit you not, the sky opened up and the sun came out and the song ‘Moving Forward’ by Colony Houses came on my ipod
there is some goddess up there looking out for me and congratulating me on ed recovery
Cynthia, don’t even start with me. We all know that the cookies you “baked” for the PTA bake sale were actually store bought, and guess what? They tasted like trash. You’re always late to Yoga class on Tuesdays at 3:00-4:00 PM and you look like a flailing turtle when you go in Standing Tree position. You dress like a teen girl who just discovered Claire’s and your son is bad at soccer, so don’t even go there, Cynthia.