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i didnt know my manager was a SAVAGE

I actually just overheard this. I was innocently re-stocking shelves at the time.

Woman on a scooter (WOS): I’d like to return this!
Manager: You have to go to customer service. (This is the day after christmas so the line is LONG.)
WOS: But, I got it in this department, and the line is long!
Manager: You still have to return it over there.
WOS: BUT I’M IN A /SCOOTER/.
Manager: I see that. It should make waiting in the line easier, since you don’t have to stand.
WOS: WHATDJVHFIVHAOCHVUSJC!?!?!? LET ME TALK TO YOUR MANAGER.
Manager: That would be me. You have to do returns at customer service, regardless of level of ability. -goes on whole “we can call someone to assist you in carrying out to cars or up to counters if need be, bleh bleh speech-
WOS: -angrily scooters away in a huff-


And thats the story of the time I didn’t know my manager was a fuckin savage

Jumin actually complimenting Jaehee on her work
  • Jumin: Jaehee I want to tell you something-
  • Jaehee: Oh goodness, Mr. Han I can't
  • Handle another projec-
  • Jumin: No! Jaehee it's not that it's-
  • Jaehee: A cat one? Please I really can't handle more wo-
  • Jumin: I just wanted to thank you for being loyal to the company and wanted to tell you I'm lucky to have you as an assistant.
  • Jaehee: Oh gOODNESS, am I being fired??
  • Jumin: No I just wanted to tell y-
  • Jaehee: are you DYING?
  • Jumin: N-Sure.

man i love in stb when bones is talking about spock’s vulcan anatomy saving him because it just wouldn’t be star trek without vulcan anatomy making one immune to certain effects or survive injuries that would have killed a human. just vulcan anatomy is such a great excuse. didn’t pass out like the rest of the crew? vulcan anatomy. didn’t get shot in the heart? vulcan anatomy. 14 inch dick? vulcan anatomy

  • Taehyung: *lightly pushes Jimin* Haha!
  • Jimin: *pushes back* AHAHA!
  • Taehyung: ... *SHOVES HIM OFF THE CHAIR*
  • Jimin: *JUMPS UP AND PUNCHES HIM*