t t t t t tasty tasty

Four, three, two, fuck you

Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic

Strider’s beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics

Karkalicious definition makes Terezi loco
She wants to know the secrets that she can’t taste in my photo

Dyin’ just to know the flavor

I ain’t doin’ her no favors

No reasons why I tease

Her flush just comes and goes like seasons

I’m Karkalicious (so delicious)

No, I don’t do kismesis

And if you read any fanfics

All that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses (mwah!)

Don’t matter if we’re just moirails

Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail



(Four, three, two, fuck you)
So delicious (super sweet)

So delicious (fuckin’ adorabloodthirsty)

So delicious (even egbert wants a piece of me)

I’m Karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)

Karkalicious def-,

Karkalicious def-,

Karkalicious def-
Goddammit, doc scratch, stop fucking around with my mic-

Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy

Nepeta’s always squealin’ cutsey pet names like Karkitty

I’m the K to the A, R, K, the A, the T,

And the majority of pairings had better include me

I’m Karkalicious (so delicious)

My body stays vicious

All the highbloods feelin’ nervous ‘cuz I’m doing some fitness

Zahhak’s my witness (*whistle*)

Bet that ship curls Nepeta’s tail

And he’ll be needing all the towels ‘cuz I'mma make him sweat pails

(Four, three, two, fuck you)

So delicious (super sweet)

So delicious (fuckin’ adorabloodthirsty)

So delicious (even egbert wants a piece of me)

I’m Karkalicious
Now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out

Baby, baby, baby,

If you really want me,

Honey get some patience,

Maybe then you’ll get a taste

I’ll be tasty, tasty,

I’ll be laced with lacy,

It’s so tasty, tasty,

It’ll make you crazy

T, to the A, to the S T E Y - fuckin’ tasty
T, to the A, to the S T E Y - fuckin’ tasty

D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S
To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the-
I’ll just spell it out for you!

All the time I turn around trolls gather round
Always sniffin’ at me, wanna guess the color of my blood

I just wanna say it now I ain’t trying to round up any drama, little fucker, I just don’t want you to know

And I guess I’m coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret’s fucking awesome

But I’m tryin’ to tell, it’s a secret that I just don’t wanna tell

Terezi says I smell delicious (so delicious)

No, I don’t do kismesis

And if you read any fanfics

All that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses (mwah!)

Don’t matter if we’re just moirails

Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail

Four, three, two, fuck you

My body stays vicious

Zahhak’s been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business

Nepeta’s my witness (meow~!)

I’ll even let her first ship sail

Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail

So delicious (Eridan, see)

So delicious (you can trust me)

So delicious (I’ll help you be)

I’m Karkalicious (l-l-like candy, candy)

It’s so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)

So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)

So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)

I’m Karkalicious, (she says my blood is like candy, candy)

T, to the A, to the S T E Y - fuckin’ tasty
T, to the A, to the S T E Y - fuckin’ tasty

T, to the A, to the S T E Y - fuckin’ tasty
T, to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the
To the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S
To the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S
To the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S
To the D, to the E, to the-
Now, wait just a motherfucking second!

Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song?
I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck I guess
Because T-A-S-T-E-Y does NOT spell “tasty.” Was this Fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something?
What do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical trainwrecks and call it music!? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing?
He doesn’t throw down sick fires anymore!?
Fuck this shit, I quit.

me: aw man the Délice de Bourgogne are going out of date tonight

coworker: ugh, those things are almost impossible to sell

me: well, I’ll at least make and effort

*loads up my cart with samples and the packages of Délice de Bourgogne*

*returns to the shop after a tour around the store*

me: I … I sold all of them!

coworker: whaaaat?! That’s the first time in forever we don’t have to throw any away!

me: I’m still in shock

Four, tres, two, uno

[Will I Am]
Listen up you all, ‘cause this is it
The beat that I’m bangin’ is delicious

[Verse 1 - Fergie]
Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo.
You could see me, you can’t squeeze me.
I ain’t easy, I ain’t sleazy.
I got reasons why I tease 'em.
Boys just come and go like seasons.

[Hook 1]
Fergalicious (so delicious)
But I ain’t promiscuous.
And if you were suspicious,
All that shit is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (it’s hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got)
I’m Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

[Verse 2]
Fergalicious def-,
Fergalicious def-,
Fergalicious def- [“def” is echoing]
Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy.
They always claim they know me,
Comin’ to me call me Stacy (Hey, Stacy),
I’m the F to the E, R, G, the I, the E,
And can’t no other lady put it down like me.

[Hook 2]
I’m Fergalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He’s my witness (oh, wee)
I put yo’ boy on rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (it’s hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got)
I’m Fergalicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

[Vamp]
Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey get some patience.
Maybe then you’ll get a taste.
I’ll be tasty, tasty,
I’ll be laced with lacey.
It’s so tasty, tasty,
It’ll make you crazy.

[Will I Am]
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you’re tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y - girl, you’re tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Fergie

[Rap - Fergie]
All the time I turn around brother’s gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my (uh)
I just wanna say it now - I ain’t trying to round up drama, little mama I don’t wanna take your man.
And I know I’m coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it.
But I’m tryin’ to tell, that I can’t be treated like clientele
'Cause they say she…

[Hook 3]
Delicious (so delicious)
But I ain’t promiscuous
And if you were suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)

Four, tres, two, uno.
My body stay vicious,
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness,
He’s my witness (oh, wee).
I put yo’ boy on rock, rock,
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I’m Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty
It’s so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I’m Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)

[Will I Am]
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you’re tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you’re tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you’re tasty. T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you’re tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you’re tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you’re tasty. T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the…..

f our, three, two,,,, fuck youa… listen up y;all,, this shit is ironic– sttrideers beats are best suie te d to ttrolls ho oked on phonix!!!! karkailicious definitioen makes teerezi locoa she wants to know the sec rets that she cant taste in my pphoto… dyion just to know the flavor i aiin;;;t doi n her no favors no reasons why I tease her flush just comes anddd goes like SEASONS. I’M karkalicious (ssso delicious ) no, i don;;t do kismesius….. and if u READ any fanfics all that shit is fictitiaous…. i blow ki sses (mwah!!!!) don t matter if wereo just moiraills trolls be liinin down the VEIL foar a chance tou fill a pail (four,,, three, two,, fuck you……) so delicious (super sweet) so delicious (fuckin;;; adorab loodthhhirsty) so delicious (even egbert wants aa piaeice o; me) im k arkailicioau s (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy) kairkaliacious def-,,,, k arkalicious def-,, karkaliciouu s def- (goddammiit,, doc scratch, stop fuckin arround with my mic -) karkaliacious definition makes the shippers crazy….. nepeta;s always squuealin; cuotesy pet names like karkitty im the k to thea a,, r, k,, the a,,, the t, and the maujority of pairi ngs had better include me i;;;m karkalicious (so delicious) my body stays vicious all the highbloods feelin;; nervousss cuz i;m doin some fit ness zahhak;s my witness (*whistlea*) bet that ship curls nepetas taoil and hell be needin all t he towels cuz i;mmmma make hiim sssweat pails (four,,,, three,,,, two,,,, fuck you……) so DELICIOUS (suuper sweettt) so delicious (fuckin adorabloodthirsty) so delicious (even eggbert wants a pieece o;;; me) i;;m karkalicious (n ow u noooksuckers hol d the fuck uppp,,, cheock it oaut) baby,,, baby, BABY, IF u really want me, honey get soime patience.. mayb e then youll get a taste…. i;;ll be t asty,,, tasty,,, illl be lace d with lacy,, it;;;s SO tasty,,, tast y,,, it;;;ll make u crazy…. t to the a,, to the s t y - fuckin tasty,,,, t toa the a to the s t y - fuckin;;; tasty d to the e, to the l i c i o u s,,,, to theu D, too the e, to the,,, ttto the,,, to the– ill just spell it out for YOU! ALL the time i turn around trrrolls gather rround always SNIFFIN’ at me, wanna ggguess the color of my blood… i just wanna s ay it now - i AIN’T tryin to round up any drama,,,, li ttle fucker i just don;;t want u to know….. aund i gue ss im comin ouff as just a little insecure although i kkkeep on repeatin how the secret;;s fuckin AWESOME. BUT i;;m tryin to tell, its a s ecret that i just don;;t wanna tell… ttterezi says i smell…….. delicious (so deliucious) no,, i don;;t do kismesis… and if u read ainy fanf ics all thatt shit is fictitious…. i blow kis ses (mwah!!!!) don;;t matter if we;;;r e just mmoiraills ttrrrolls be linin down the veil for A chancce toe FILL a pail four,,, thhhree,, two,,,, fuck you….. my body STAYS vicious zahhak;;;s been feelin nervous ;;;cuz i goit down to busssiness nepeota;;;s my witness (meow~!!!!! ) i;ll evennn let HER first ship sail just watch thait kittten be the first in line to f ill a pail so ddel icio us (er idan, SEE) SO delicious (u can trusttt me ) so delicious (i;;ll help u be) i;;;m KARKALICIOUS, l-l-like candy,,, candy iuts so delicious (a y, ay,,, ay,,, ay) so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) so delicious (ay,,, ay, ay,,,, ay) i;;;m karkaliciious,,, (she says my blood is like candy, candy) t to the a,,, to the s t y - fuckin; tasttty… t to the a,,, to the s t y - fuckint asty t ttto the a,,,, to tthe s t y - fuckin;; tasty…. t to the a, to the,,,, toa theo,,,, TO the,,,, to THE, to the, d to the e,, to the l i c i o u s, to the d,, to t he,, e to the,,, l i c i o u s,,,, to the d to the e,,, to the l i c i o u s,,, to the d, to THE e,,, to the– nowww, wait just a motherfuckin second!! do i seriously have tto spell this shhit until the end o f theu fuckin song?????? i mean,,,, w hoever fuckin wrote the original n ever had acceess to spellcheck i guess because ttt-a-s-t-e-y does not spell taesty… was this fergie douchhemuffion illiterate or soamething?????? what do u mmmean huma n rap artists are the only ones braveo enough to write their own grammatical trainwrecks and c all it music!!!???? w hat the fuck even is will smith doiing?? h e doesn;;; t thrrrow down sick firrress anymore!!!!????? fuck this shit, i quiit..

anonymous asked:

Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco They want my treasure, they get their pleasure from my photo You could see me, you can't squeeze me I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy I got reasons why I tease em Boys just come and go like seasons Fergalicious, so delicious But I ain't promiscuous And if you was suspicious All that shit is fictitious I blow kisses That puts them boys on rock, rock And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got So delicious I'm Fergalicious t-t-t-tasty, tasty

@misshetalia is harassing me with fergie lyrics help me pleas my cat is crying

  • friend: ...
  • me: ...
  • friend: ...
  • me: four, tres, two, uno. listen up y'all, 'cause this is it. the beat that i'm banging is delicious
  • friend: again? i didn't ask for this
  • me: fergalicious definition make them boys go loco. they want my treasure so they get their pleasure from my photo. you could see me, you can't squeeze me. i ain't easy, i ain't sleazy. i got reasons why i tease 'em. boys come and go like seasons. fergalicious (so delicious), but i ain't promiscuous. and if you were suspicious, all that is fictitious. i blow kisses (mmmwwahhh). that puts them boys on rock, rock. and they be lining down the block just to watch what i got (four, tres, two, uno). so delicious (it's hot, hot). so delicious (i put them boys on rock, rock). so delicious (they wanna slice of what i got). i'm fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty). fergalicious def-, fergalicious def-, fergalicious def-def-def-def-def-def-def, fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy. they always claim they know me, comin' to me call me stacy (hey, stacy), i'm the f to the e, r, g, the i, the e, and can't no other lady put it down like me. i'm fergalicious (so delicious). my body stay vicious. i be up in the gym just working on my fitness, he's my witness (oh, wee). i put yo' boy on rock, rock. and he be lining down the block just to watch what i got (four, tres, two, uno). so delicious (it's hot, hot). so delicious (i put them boys on rock, rock). so delicious (they wanna slice of what i got) i'm fergalicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out). baby, baby, baby, if you really want me, honey get some patience. maybe then you'll get a taste. i'll be tasty, tasty, i'll be laced with lacey. it's so tasty, tasty, it'll make you crazy. T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Fergie. all the time I turn around brother's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my (uh). i just wanna say it now - i ain't trying to round up drama, little mama I don't wanna take your man. and i know i'm coming off just a little bit conceited and i keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it. but i'm tryin' to tell, that i can't be treated like clientele. 'Cause they say she delicious (so delicious), but i ain't promiscuous and if you were suspicious all that is fictitious. i blow kisses (mmmwwahhh). that puts them boys on rock, rock and they be lining down the block just to watch what i got (got, got, got, t-t-t-t-asty, tasty, four, tres, two, uno). so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye), so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye), so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye). i'm fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye). T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty to the, to the, to the. D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the. D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....
Reblog if you blog these: (need new blogs to follow)

Besides getting 1000 followers… I need new blogs to follow. 

Please reblog this if you blog a lot of:

EXO: Especially Xiumin, Kris, Chanyeol, and Kai
B.A.P.: Especially Yongguk
VIXX: Especially Leo and Ravi
BTS: Especially JHope
Infinite: Especially Dongwoo and Sungjong
SHINee: Especially Taemin and Kay
MBLAQ: Especially G.O and Lee Joon
Ailee
2NE1: Especially Dara
Nana
Block B: Especially Kyung
BTOB: Especially Hyunsik and Changsub
SPEED: Especially Taewoon
Crush
Zion T.
Tasty 2wins
EXID
TINY G: Especially Mint
EVOL
Amber
GOT7: Especially Jackson
LC9
ONE OK ROCK: Especially Taka
U-Kiss: Especially Kiseop and Kevin
100%: Especially Changbum and Rokhyun
and Kpop, Khiphop, Jrock, Jpop, Comics (Harley Quinn and Deadpool and Nightwing), Anime, Fashion, Make-up, Inspirational Sayings, Reiki, and Legend of Korra. (also I kinda wanna get into Boys’ Republic I’ve always liked their songs)

I’m sure there’s other things but lets start here. Lol. I really need more on my dash. Thank you Guys!

Reblog if:

I’ve been trying to start over on here… So I started by cleaning up the blogs I follow. (If I unfollowed you, just let me know, I’ll follow you again).
But Reblog if you post:

BAP (yongguk and zelo)
VIXX (Leo and Ravi)
AOA (choa)
Exid (le)
Bigstar
Khiphop
Zion t and crush
Ailee
Block B
BTOb
Hotshot
Toppdogg
Infinite (Dongwoo)
After school (jungah)
Lc9
Tasty2wins
Madtown
MBLAQ
monsta X (jooheon and shownu)
One ok rock
My first story
Outsider
Primary
Shinee
Shinhwa
Speed
Suju
Bigbang
Teen top
Ukiss
Uniq
2ne1 (Dara)
24k
100%
Female khiphop artists
Got7
Honestly mostly kpop. I do like bts, exo, and seventeen, but everyone likes them so I don’t have as much difficulty finding them. So if you blog them to its fine but I do need more variety.

150221 Instagram update
밤에 올리는 야식테러? 테로 👍👍
#리지#lizzy#슈퍼마리오패션#supermario#립아이#세상을다가진기분#테이스티로드#KENZO

A late-night snack terror in the night? Tero (Tasty Road) 👍👍
#Lizzy #Super Mario Fashion #Rib eye #The feeling (of being) on top of the world #Tasty Road #KENZO

trans cr. as-lizzy; take out with full credit

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Today arrived the most perfect thing to my door, a present from my dear lovely friend @taccoman​!! a box full of german sweets, with lots of notes and little drawings and a letter and a photo and is even more beautiful than I imagined I die bury me with all of this!!

THANK YOU SO MUCH SWEETIE! I LOVE YOU!!! SO SO MUCH!!!! You made me so happy, I promise I’m gonna do the same for you one day!~  ♥ ❤

I’m going to post a little video of me from when I opened the package~

AAAaaaaaAaASSFSDHFGDSSgjfgjk~