petition for taylor swift to guest star on brooklyn nine nine as one of the following:

  • rosa diaz’s new girlfriend
  • the new detective at the precinct who’s trying to steal jake’s spot as the loveable dork
  • amy’s best friend from quilt making class who helps jake propose
  • hitchcock’s unexpected good looking daughter who also becomes a cop and the whole precinct is very confused /that/ is a byproduct of him
  • feel free to add more