@epsilon-naught So I was watching Shore Leave recently and it started out normally enough
Concerned Spock is concerned.
So of course the yeoman is ever helpful and massages the kink.
Spock, Jim? Why Spock, hmmm? We all know your Vulcan first officer would never put his hands on anyone in a casual touch unless he was highly familiar with them. Something you’d like to share with the class, perhaps?
The dawning realization of “oh fuck” on Jim’s face because Spock is very decidedly not massaging the kink in his back
Now he’s thoroughly embarrassed. But the true icing on the cake is
Yeah Jim, those late night “chess” games are really fucking with your sleep schedule. ;)