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forsythe pendleton ‘jughead’ jones ♡ To someone on the outside, peering in, it would’ve looked like there were four people in that booth. But I was there, and I can tell you. Really, there were only three. A blonde girl, a raven-haired girl, and the luckiest red-headed boy in the universe. For one shining moment, w e  w e r e  j u s t  k i d s.

SONGS FOR THE HOTEL ROOM AFTERPARTY

1. Forbidden Fruit by J. Cole

2. That’s My Shit by The-Dream

3. Can’t Help But Wait by Trey Songz

4. Swimming Pools (Drank) by Kendrick Lamar

5. I Luv Your Girl by The-Dream

6. Power Trip by J. Cole

7. Two Weeks by FKA twigs

8. ATLiens by OutKast

9. Love In This Club by Usher

10. Hotel by Cassidy

11. You Know You Like It by DJ Snake

12. Buy The World by Mike Will Made-It

13. It’s Cool by Jhene Aiko

14. 3005 by Childish Gambino

15. Good Lovin by Ludacris

16. Honest by Future

17.Everything Nice by Popcaan

18. Loyal by Chris Brown

19. No Church In The Wild by JAY Z & Kanye West

20. No Love Allowed (Album Version (Explicit)) by Rihanna

21.Ignition (Remix) by R. Kelly

22. Got It by Marian Hill

23. Latch (Dj Premier Remix) by Disclosure

24. Sleepless by Flume

25. My 1st Song by JAY Z

26. Faded (Odesza Remix) by Zhu

27. Peso by A$AP Rocky

28. I Luv This Shit by August Alsina

29.Type Of Way by Rich Homie Quan

30. Studio by Schoolboy Q

31. Ride by Ciara

32. Throw Sum Mo by Rae Sremmurd

33. I’m On One by DJ Khaled

34. Numb (Bonus Track) by August Alsina

35. Sweet Serenade by Pusha T

36. IV. Sweatpants by Childish Gambino

37. I’m A Flirt Remix by R. Kelly

38. 2 On by Tinashe

39. Slow Jamz by Kanye West

40. Marvin & Chardonnay (Feat. Kanye West & Roscoe Dash) by Big Sean

41. Pony by Ginuwine

42. Recognize (Feat. Drake) by PARTYNEXTDOOR

43. Body Party by Ciara

44. 2am. by Adrian Marcel

45. No New Friends by DJ Khaled

46. Hold On, We’re Going Home by Drake

47. Partition (Explicit Version) by Beyonce

48. Hyfr (Hell Ya Fucking Right) by Drake

49.Ayo Technology by 50 Cent

50. Drunk In Love by Beyonce

51. Na Na by Trey Songz

ransom and holster get married the summer before their senior year
  • they decide not to change their names
    • birkholtz-oluransi is way too long for a jersey
    • so is oluransi-birkholtz obviously
    • also, two players with the same last name on the same line who are both captains? too confusing.
    • ransom has to fill out med school entrance exams and there are never enough boxes that he’d be able to put birkholtz-oluransi
      • sometimes he has to be O L U R A N S, J U S T I N
  • they obviously got married at niagara falls. they send pics to the grouptext and post them all over facebook
    • but
    • they forget to mention the marriage part
    • they’re so excited about all the other stuff they did that they just. forget
    • there are pictures from the actual wedding on the actual boat that goes under the falls
    • but they don’t send any of the ceremony just of them being incredibly happy, which is, honestly, not out of the ordinary
  • they asked the whole team to come up but they never explicitly said Come To Niagara Falls For Our Actual Wedding, just ‘hey you guys should all come up !!’
  • they wear their rings but after holster got a weird bruise on his hand from the ring when his hand got trapped between his body and the boards in their first practice, they wear them on necklaces
  • everyone knew they were gonna live together after graduation
  • the first time the guys realize they’re together, like a couple, never mind married is when they post a pic, kissing, showing off their rings, captioned ‘so grateful we get to be together for the rest of their lives’
    • the team is like CONGRATS BROS!!!! 
      • the guys all think r&h have just gotten engaged
      • but no one says the words ‘engaged’ or ‘married’ or ‘wedding’
      • so ransom and holster are like ‘thanks!!’ and they don’t say ‘it’s our first anniversary’ because they think everyone already knows that
      • bitty is internally like ‘do they know their rings are on the wrong hand!!! do i tell them????!!!!???’
  • eventually the guys are like ‘damn this is a long-ass engagement’
    • whiskey and tango have gotten together gotten married and adopted a child and ransom and holster are still engaged
    • chowder and farmer have three children and farmer got a master’s, a phd, and the first authorship on the discovery of a new kind of whale and ransom and holster are still engaged
    • they must be waiting until ransom’s got a solid position in his hospital and holtz is out of the nhl (it’s gotten better with lgbt athletes, what with jack and kent and a couple others, but it’s still not great, and holster’s good but not a wunderkind like jack or kent, so his being publicly gay might be messy)
  • the guys don’t actually figure out that ransom and holster are married until ten years after the fact
    • r&h invite everybody out to seattle for their tenth anniversary
    • everyone goes even though they’re like ‘uh. anniversaries are usually for weddings not engagements. but whatever these are our bros and we support them’
    • shitty gives them a bunch of tin and tells them to appropriate WASP marriage culture (bc, u know, one is Black, one is Jewish, neither of them are married)
    • lardo’s like ‘also it’s your ninth?? shitty’s getting tenth reunion emails, our tenth reunion and thus your tenth anniversary won’t be until next summer’
    • tango’s just like ‘are you guys ever gonna get married??’
  • ransom and holster are very confused
    • uh guys??? you know we’re married right?
    • i mean we’re not as Married TM as jack and bitty or god forbid chowder and farmer but… we are. definitely married
    • we’ve been married for a decade
    • we call each other our husbands
  • everyone: ‘WHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID YOU GET MARRIED????’
    • ‘i mean…. it’s in the title….. it’s our tenth anniversary…. so……. ten years ago’
  • bitty, shocked and horrified: ‘you didn”T INVITE ME TO YOUR WEDDING????????’
    • rans: ‘bro we did’
    • bitty: ‘you most certainly did not!’
    • holtz: ‘we invited all you guys?’
    • everyone: ‘lies, we never got invited to any wedding’
    • ‘we invited everyone up to niagara over the summer? nobody came which was kind of a bummer honestly’
  • lardo, who has been silently rethinking life: ‘but that means you would have been married our entire senior year’
    • holster: ‘you are not wrong’
    • ransom: ‘why did you think all the married students housing applications kept being delivered to the haus’
    • dex: ‘nursey and i were pretty sure it was because of chowder’
    • chowder: ‘i didn’t get married THAT early’
  • ransom and holster are forced to resort to pulling out their actual legal marriage certificates
    • both of them
    • from two countries
  • shitty needs to sit down and reevaluate his entire life
  • bitty is mortified that he never made them a wedding cake or a marriage pie or anything
  • whiskey walks in late to the discussion because he was changing his and tango’s daughter’s diaper
    • he silently hands over a card. it just says ‘happy ten years. niagara has never seen a stronger love’
    • whiskey has been fully aware that ransom and holster were married. 
    • for a decade.
  • he was actually their legal witness.
    • because he was the only one who shOWED UP THAT WEEKEND
    • he wasn’t even on the team
    • he still doesn’t know how he got added to the grouptext
    • he just showed up because he thought it was some kind of team bonding thing
    • his cousin john said he should go, said it would be ‘narratively entertaining’


tl;dr: ransom and holster got married and managed to accidentally not tell anyone on smh for ten entire years

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concept: when reggie is being an asshole and is saying that archie and jughead killed jason together and they deny it, he goes on to say that they’re probably fucking each other too.

jughead and archie look at each other and burst out laughing (like they used to) because “jughead? fucking someone?” and they remember when he first came out as ace to archie. all is well in that moment.

To the older woman at the dog park,

Thank you. Thank you for being kind to me and talking about life with me. You are so sweet and kind and you could not ever realize how much I needed that today.

After dinner I left my house with my dog, music blasting. I went to the neighborhood park to cry. This whole week has been awful and I just feel like everyone in this world has something against me. I went to go into the dog park and you were there.

You and your perfectly trained golden retriever, we talked, and talked. We talked about dogs and school and life. You must be in your sixteys and I’m in my teens, but our age difference only pulled us together. You talked of a boy who once took you to your homecoming dance and I admitted to you how terrified I was to go to my first.

I left the dog park with a smile on my face. I went home and sat on my back porch with my dog eating ice cream. I let things go.

I am happy. Thank you for helping me realize that there are more important things in life than stupid boys and people who make you feel worthless.

Love,
Grace