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Originally posted by vibraniumdoll

Prompt: After sending Steve to find something in your room, he finds….compromising pictures meant for Bucky.

Warnings: Implied stuff, NSFW…obviously.

Author’s Note: It is so late and I have a 7:30am math class but this hit me straight in the face and I had to write it.

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Why is it that the ugliest niggas with tree monster in their DNA find dark skin women unattractive?

First of all, your face is a liability.

Secondly, your breath smells like a decomposed body.

Thirdly, you can’t hold a conversation and rotate the same five words for responses.

Lastly, you broke and ain’t got a pot to piss in.

And you have the audacity to have standards! Stfu and have several fuckin seats.

Flowerpot spell 🌱

Here’s a quick spell I tried today. I have my calculus exam on Friday so I definitely need some help from the spirit world.

  • Light a white candle.
  • Recite the following prayer:
    Big Papa Legba, ma cher.
    I am knocking, will you let me in?
    *knock on the table three times*
    Your child is waiting at the door.
    Big Papa Legba, please let me in.
    Merci.
  • Write your petition on a piece of paper. Be as detailed and clear as possible. Always write positive sentences and describe what you wish for as if it already happened.
  • Fold the paper and bury it in a pot, covered in soil. 
  • Imagine your petition as a seed that will blossom and bring you everything you wished for. 
  • Don’t touch the pot until your petition has come true.

Astrea 🌙🔮💎