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The Summer Soldier (Avengers x Fem!Reader) - Part II

Originally posted by bobmorleyisking

Soldier keep on marchin’ on

Head down til the work is done

Waitin’ on that morning sun

Soldier keep on marchin’ on

Set from Age of Ultron in between with Civil War, The Avengers have new recruits in the team, many from the aid of Captain America. One of them happen to be you, The Summer Soldier, an unheard project of HYDRA. What the team doesn’t know won’t hurt them… But will open their eyes

Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x Reader (Platonic), Avengers x Reader

Warnings: Cursing, Bleeding, Weaponry

Word Count: 4,952

Part I

Taglist: @redroomproperty @midnightreme @tvdplusriverdale @ravenclaw-geek24 @ladywitheclecticheart @priettierthanyou

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My race is tomorrow!!!! I’m trying really hard to remind myself I’m ready, but I’m definitely nervous. Today I went to the race expo where I saw Kathrine Switzer, met Lanni Marchant (Canada’s top marathoner!), narrowly avoided crying about both those things, and picked up my race bib. It’s going to be cold tomorrow morning, so I’m taking Kathrine Switzer’s best advice: wear long sleeves, wear gloves, and start slow.

T-minus 14.5 hours!

Seventeen going to the Hair Salon

Episode Five: Where Seventeen goes to the Hair Salon to get ready for their comeback after Self-proclaimed Hair Stylist Mingyu had a dream about Cheetos.

Vernon: "Someone tell me why we are going to a hair salon again?“

Jun: "ask that tall thing”

Mingyu: "I swear I have a vision for our new concept, we will have our hair styled up like bad boys and wear jackets, we’ll look so cool!“

Dino: "Chan’s in! Chan wants to look mature and steal the heart of our carats! Maybe I’ll finally get a girlfriend and we’ll live happily ever after”

Jeonghan: "No dino, you’re a baby, I didn’t raise you to become a bad boy let alone date someone"

Dino: “You know that Chan needs a girlfriend to get married sooner or later…”

Jeonghan: “Unless the option ‘never’ is available, if not I pick later”

Dino: “Wha- unbelievable “

Mingyu: "Okay, so here’s the thing, I had a dream last night about Cheetos and I was inspired for my new hairstyle"

Scoups: "No Mingyu, omg please don’t tell me you-“

Mingyu: "I dyed my hair orange! Like Cheetos!”

Mingyu: *pulls cap off his head*

Scoups: "Oh god please tell me it’s not permanent"

Mingyu: "why? is it bad?“

Scoups: "Well…. if you look at it from an artistic point of view from the left it kinda looks bett- no…. maybe if I tilt my head to the right it will look nice- nope, no it still looks bad…. like…. REALLY BAD”

Mingyu: “What would you know about art?” *folds arms*

Scoups: “I know enough to know that the bright orange is blinding my eyes”

Mingyu: *puts cap back on*

Mingyu: "Mingyu regrets nothing"

DK: “Imagine if we ever go to America, the salons there will be so cool! If we ever go to LA or New York, let’s go do our hair there”

Joshua: “Why?”

DK: “There will be professional hair stylists and everything!”

Joshua: “Not to burst your bubble or anything but do you by chance think that your hair will be styled by celebrity hair stylists or something?”

DK: “What… am I wrong?”

Joshua: “I have nothing to say to you”

DK: “How about Jeju then? Do they even have salons like this in Jeju?”

Seungkwan: “They obviously do”

DK: “But isn’t Jeju all trees and stuff?”

Seungkwan: “Omg I live in Jeju not a freaking countryside, what do you think people do when they want to get their hair cut?!?!”

DK: “How about China- “

Jun: “Don’t even try asking dokyeom”

Wonwoo: "Ohh Mingyuu~ does my hair look nice?“ *skips over to Mingyu*

Mingyu: "yes of course, I chose it!" *flips cheetos hair*

Wonwoo: *heart flutters from compliment* 

Mingyu: "Now go to the cashier and pay”

Wonwoo: "Okey dokey~“ *skips*

Cashier: "That’ll be $215.00, would you like to pay by cash or card?”

Wonwoo: "…“

Cashier: "Sir?”

Wonwoo: “But I only trimmed my hair, I didn’t even dye it or do any hair treatments, there must be some sort of mistake”

Cashier: “Oh yeah, there was a mistake, my bad… Your friend chose for you the ‘Short but not too Short’ hair style featured in the 2016 Fall New York Fashion Week by MJ”

Dino: “Michael Jackson?”

Vernon: “No man, Marc Jacobs”

Dino: “Don’t jUdGe mEh”

Cashier: “That’ll be $1,570.00 in total”


Jeonghan: "I swear Mingyu, if you cut my hair even shorter than it already is, I will personally rip your head off"

Woozi: “I swear if you dye my hair a shade lighter than charcoal black, I will decrease your lines from one to none and I will personally see to it that the cause of your death is by a guitar swing to your head”

Mingyu: O.O 

Mingyu: "I don’t think you two should look in the mirror then" *runs for dear lyfe*

Wonwoo: *cries*

Hoshi: “Why, what’s wrong do you not like your hair?”

Wonwoo: “No… but I paid over a thousand bucks for this dumb hair style”

The8: “Even I can cut that hair style at home…”

The8: “For free”

Hoshi: “Minghao… it’s the holidays cut him some slack”

The8: “Savagehao doesn’t rest, even for the holidays”

Jun: “Well I blame coups for letting Mingyu go to the convenience store for that cheetos”

The8: “Don’t ReMinD MEH”


The8: “If it makes you feel better any better, I hate Mingyu too”

Hoshi: “Does that even console you?”

Wonwoo: “It- “

Hoshi: “Hold that thought, I feel like peeing”

Woozi: “Not this again Soonyoung, I told you to stop telling people that you need to pee in public”

Hoshi: “I know but- “

Woozi: “Do you feel no shame?” probably not

Hoshi: “I love you Woozi and I mean I love you A WHOLE LOT, but I have to tell you that shame is not a registered word in Kwon Soonyoung’s dictionary, now someone tell me where the toilet is or I’m gonna pee my pants”

Woozi: “Every day I regret not auditioning at another entertainment…”

Hair Stylist: “There’s one but it’s 7.5 kilometres away from here, by the super mart”

Hoshi: “Stylist-nim you say what now?”

Wonwoo: “Ohhh I like that super mart, I heard they sell special edition books there! Hoshi can you buy me the hard cover version of Me Before You?”

Hoshi: “In T-minus 5, Hoshi’s gonna blow”

Jun: “Five as in 5 minutes or-?”

Hoshi: “As in 5 seconds JUN!”

Woozi: “When my mum asked me why I picked Pledis when there were so many other entertainments around, I told her it was the nearest to my school so I could sleep in for an additional 10 minutes. I knew I should’ve listened to her and been less lazy and joined another company…”


Woozi: “Should’ve listened to her…. this isn’t worth those precious 10 minutes of sleep” 

Wonwoo: “But I want my book…” *pouts*

The8: “Here’s a bottle hyung”

Hoshi: “THANKS MINGHAO” *runs off to somewhere no one can see him*

Wonwoo: “That bottle…. looks oddly familiar…”

The8: “It’s Mingyu’s” *evil smirk*

The8: “I almost went to jail that day because of that idiot”

Jun: “This is why, Minghao you are my favourite… and then of course its Wonwoo”

The8: “This is only part one of my revenge plot against Mingyu”

Wonwoo: *gasp*

Hoshi: “All done!” *passes bottle back to Minghao*


What happens next is up to your own imagination

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Read the previous episode: Seventeen going to the Convenience Store

I actually feel really pretty today.

Trying on that new BeautyCounter mascara, did a cleansing bar and face mask as well, but no makeup besides the mascara and some chapstick. T-minus 2 weeks and 5 days til baby’s due…