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n o b o d y   s a i d   i t   w a s   e a s y
   i t ’ s   s u c h   a   s h a m e   f o r   u s   t o   p a r t
    n o b o d y   s a i d   i t   w a s   e a s y 
      n o   o n e   e v e r   s a i d   i t   w o u l d   b e   t h i s   h a r d 
          o h   t a k e   m e   b a c k   t o   t h e   s t a r t


     

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  • People using an Ouija Board, 2096: What do you want?
  • Me: t o c r a c k o p e n a c o l d o n e w i t h t h e b o y s
  • People: ...What?
  • Me: s o m e o n e p e e d i n t h e b a l l p i t
  • People: We don't understand! Please, who are you?
  • Me: s h r e k i s l o v e s h r e k i s l i f e
  • People: Shrek? What is Shrek? Is that your name?
  • Me: *the entire Bee Movie script, one letter at a time*

The roads are the dustiest
The winds are the gustiest
The gates are the rustiest
The pies are the crustiest
The songs the lustiest
T h e  f r i e n d s  t h e  t r u s t i e s t
W A Y  B A C K  H O M E  (B A C K  H O M E)