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Quiznak Actually

Author: @fairylaughing

Artists: @summer-arts@sabertoothwalrus@pumpkinklance

Betas: @amnwolfdog

Rating: T

Warning: None

Ships: Klance, Shallura

Summary:

Hunk ships Klance so hard. Too bad those two idiots are blind as to how crazy in love they are with each other. Hunk decides he’s going to get them together by any means possible. There will be misunderstandings, awful dad-jokes, 60s cable, and space flu for all.

Excerpt:

“How are you getting along with Romeo and Juliet?” Pidge asked.

Hunk sighed, “It was oddly okay at first, when they were worried about you and Shiro, but now they’re back at it and it’s worse than ever. All they ever do is insult each other until one leaves the room and then the remaining one stares longingly after. It’s driving me crazy.”

Pidgle cackled, “That sounds about right. Like the space-flu, it gets worse before it gets better.”

“I don’t know if I can take it Pidge, there’s no escape!” he sobbed into the com, “We only have so many rooms and you can be alone in your room for only so long… and… and I tried to draw the line a while back at delivering messages to each other because ‘they weren’t talking to each other’, I wasn’t getting into the middle of that noise, BUT NOW I HAVE TO BRING THEM MEALS BECAUSE THEY WON’T BE IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER.”

Art: x | x | x

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anonymous asked:

Are their people who think the great gatsby is actually a good and healthy representation of love and romance? Did they even read the book/ watch the movie?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

there are people who think Snape’s unhealthy fixation on Lily ( ‘you friiiiieeeeendzoned me so I’m gonna call you a racial slur and then pine after you for like 20 years WHY DO CHICKS ONLY GO AFTER DOUCHEBAGS’) was romantic. Not to mention that he was a bitter abusive fuckstick to a literal child who he was teaching because said kid’s mum wouldn’t bang him.

People romanticize the weirdest shit.

anonymous asked:

I have a John related question and if you don't feel like discussing anything related to the show, I can understand. Do u think one of the reasons why John feels sidelined this season has to do with the way Mary is written? The writers not only gave his function within the show to her, they sort of implied that she is better at it. She can not only keep up with Sherlock but also has better chemistry with him. They wanted to boost her up and I feel in doing so seriously undermined John's position

I don’t want to bang on about the show too much anymore, no, but you have a fair question to ask :) Since the revelations about Mary’s character in HLV I was really concerned about how she was going to fit into the dynamic, with the way Moftiss have written their female characters in the past (mainly with her turning out to be one of those strong female characters™, as these guys have a tendency to do). But no, I didn’t see her as being ‘boosted’ or her qualities enhanced unduly–I think she was written fairly for someone who’s meant to be a ‘world class assassin’. The problem to me was more with how they incorporated Mary into the dynamic.

She could’ve been written as a world class assassin who genuinely wanted to walk away from that world and recognised that public showings of her skill set would cause danger to her and her family. So Sherlock couldn’t just call on her when it suited him, her abilities would have to be used judiciously. Having her be more of a behind the scenes ‘partner in crime’ when needed wouldn’t impact on Sherlock and John being the public front, yet she’d still have an important role in the team. It would also have created different and interesting dynamics for all the characters.

Moftiss don’t tend to think stuff like this through though, and fixate on maximising dramatics over character integrity. So we instead got a character who basically wanted to be involved just like John, no accounting for her background and the risks that posed to everyone to have her casually out and about with the ‘famous’ consulting detective. And when Sherlock is made to choose between them, it’s hard to blame him for picking Mary over John. Especially as John himself is woefully underwritten as a character. He’s a Captain, so in addition to his medical skills and training (which would’ve been forged and hardened in extremely challenging crisis situations), he would’ve led men on missions, had a hand in combat planning, strategy and tactics–a very capable, smart guy. We barely got this John Watson, the battle hardened survivor of Afghanistan, who could’ve complimented Sherlock’s abilities in a whole gamut of situations. We only got scant glimpses, such that from time to time, we’d need dialogue telling us that he was “Captain John Watson, of the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers”, just in case we’d forgotten who he was in the show :p Across S1 and S2 John really seemed to be posited as a 'babysitter’ to Sherlock, guiding him through negotiating the social mores of the world. Once Sherlock matured and started to grow post S2 (without John’s help for most of the time) John’s character pretty much lost his way.

So it was a mix of how they positioned Mary in the show (which wasn’t credible at all given her situation), and underselling John to begin with. If John was written more soundly and that partnership more robust, equitable in showing how Sherlock and John continued to compliment each other as Sherlock 'matured’ over time (instead of mostly fighting over the past two seasons), incorporating Mary into the relationship and juggling them all probably wouldn’t have been such a problem.

anonymous asked:

Did u see the video that RooshV guy made about ian and tana?

Okay I spent 28 minutes to watch that stupid video because my inbox is flooded with this guy. My comment on this:

Ian is far from being sexually frustrated. He even said on a podcast that he’s not really the sex type of a guy. I don’t have a fucking clue why this man thinks he made the video on her because she can’t bang her. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? What, so that means he wants to fuck keem and leafy? Do I need to go this stupid logic just to prove a point?
This video is simply unnecessary. Not everyone is a bag full of animal hormones, trying to fuck everything.
And the fact that he said that you need to look like a guy who does the prison rape and not like the guy who receives the prison rape is just… WHAT?
Yeah man, we young girls are thirsty for a man that looks like he can do some prison rape. Mmm. That’s what mami wants.

Don’t even get me started about the way he talks about women. You know I’m not a feminist, I don’t wanna be associated with this group at all, but man. Thinking that girls like her age need to think about marriage and get babies, she needs someone to shut her youtube channel down because she is a fragile young female and not like strong man who can take this kind of stress.
Excuse me, I didn’t know we live in 1950 again?
And the way he scaled her attractiveness at the beginning and kept talking about 18 year old girls and how they are fuckable and only dateable/wife material if you succeed with educating her..EXCMOTHERFUCKINGSCUSE ME (he even said that girls our age are very vulgar so yeah that’s a fact right here)
Who the fuck do you think you are that you think you need to educate women? Are you a teacher? No? Then you don’t have the right to talk like an idiot.

The part that got my attention the most is the fact that he mentions women from eastern europe and that part of europe in general, how tana would maybe get a second look there meaning she’s not a hot individual for that area.
I even saw he likes croatia.

This last part is coming from a woman from eastern europe, a croatian:
With the way you speak about women be fucking sure no eastern europe woman would take that shit for granted. Tana would pass here definitely but you my man, maybe after the 101 look and some alcohol.
Puši ti kurac bajo moj.

joanne-egberp  asked:

Y'all my character almost got killed twice, moved in with newt, went on a date with him, and banged him more then once within a few days and I can hardly talk to any one I like normally irl, so Lucy you do you hun, idk what tf is happening but man rp is fun so keep at it

Can’t we all just bang my Newt in peace?

Chrono Story: The Chronicles of the Paladins

Author: @rogueofdragons

Artists: @captainfreakishlynerdyme @pepplemint @chim8szua

Betas: @neverdoingmuch

Rating: T

Warning: Violence

Ships: Platonic Klunk

Summary:

There is usually a reason that weapons are created, and a weapon such as Voltron is no exception. When Lance digs around to find the reason from old data files he found in the Castle, he didn’t expect to find eons worth of a story leading back to the very first Paladins of the Lions. And funnily enough, it’s the Druids who hold most of the answers.

An Evillious Chronicles AU of Voltron - Set after Season 1.

Excerpt:

“Chill, guys!” Lance grinned, even though no one could see him. It wasn’t too long ago that he would be turning around on the stained pilot seat at the Garrison to give that same grin at Hunk and Pidge in the stimulator. “Blue’s defenses should hold for a few ticks. Pidge, you better have been moving your butt to Shiro!”

“I’m clear, now start dodging, Tailor boy! Shiro, I’ll be coming in at your nine!”

“Please stop throwing yourself in front of people trying to kill you, Lance.” Hunk sounded pained through the comms. “It is so not good for my blood pressure.”

“Paladins, status update! How are things out there?” Allura snapped. “Coran! Lower the power in the shield and fire the Castle’s Ion Cannon!”

“Already on it, Princess!”

“It’s a bit heavy down here, Princess.” Keith took down another few fighters with his Lion. “And by little I mean – Quiznak, you annoying piece of space dust, why won’t you just explode already!”

“Keith I don’t think they can hear you from inside Red.” Blue, are we all set for more ice? Lance sent the question to his Lion; while the ice beam was fantastic, it would take time to recharge once empty of energy, usually around thirty ticks or so. Blue sent an affirmative thought back, and Lance patted her consol in appreciation. With a few buttons, Lance aimed and froze a good dozen ships, easing up the firepower aiming towards the Paladins.

Art: x | x | x

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anonymous asked:

Okay, so Bars Can't Hold Us is obviously separate from the Boom Crash series. How come this series is called The Primary Big Bang? What does that title allude to? I love your fics, by the way. You're probably one of my favorite Voltron writers. <3

Hi! The Primary Big Bang isn’t a series, it’s actually a collection for a fandom challenge! A big bang challenge is when writers attempt to write a certain number of words by a certain deadline, and if they make it an artist will choose their story and make art for them. The Primary Big Bang is a Voltron fandom event organized by @voltronbigbang with the theme of the primary paladins–Hunk, Keith, and Lance. If you check out the collection at AO3, http://archiveofourown.org/collections/The_Primary_Big_Bang, you’ll see all sorts of stories written by all kinds of authors. (A lot of them are Klance, as I expected, but there’s some Hance and Klunk, too. And then there’s me, gen and queerplatonic.) Hope that helps! I’m glad you enjoy my stuff.

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.