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Shore Leave: Blind Sided

Summary: Jim x Reader x Leonard:  It all started when the crew of the Enterprise took some much needed shore leave on Yorktown. On the first night, you decide to go out with Scotty, Jim and Bones to the local bar. It’s when Scotty calls it quits for the night that things took a turn for the..best? If “best” meant being in between the most handsome men on the U.S.S Enterprise. Nothing like a good ole romp in the sack with the Captain & Doctor, at least for one night. One night, right? Or will this be the best shore leave you ever had?

Part One - Midnight Whiskey   Part Two-  Suprise

Part Three- Beautiful   Part Four- Screwed

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i love it when mina is really happy she tilts her head back and smiles so wide her upper gum shows and her cheeks doubles its size and her smile wrinkles shows with her furrowed eyebrows and there’s too much happiness in her crescent eyes it looks like she could bring peace to this forsaken world

A Very Serious Post Proving That R.J. McLaughlin and C.L. Neal III Were Married In The YouTube Red Series Buddy System (Part I)

The show supposedly starts off innocently enough. Rhett convinces Link that because he’s “tucked”, he can now climb ‘the pole’. What audiences don’t know is that this pole is Rhett’s penis, which due to its sheer size Link only feels up to climbing when he’s feeling particularly brave. When Link describes - in exaltation - what he’s seeing on top of the pole, it’s narrative symbolism for the act of orgasm. This is very obvious to any individual who has studied Filmmaking.

The plot moves forward when, after a vigorous round of sex and a Deep and Meaningful where Rhett talks about Space Camp (which Rhett feels comfortable telling Link only during the haze of orgasm), they decide to get some Boba. They meet an old friend who mistakes post-coital haze for drugs, and then congratulates both of them on 20+ years of marriage and a successful business. 

In the second episode, it is revealed that Link didn’t want to climb Rhett’s pole in the previous episode not because he was feeling intimidated by its size, but because he was upset at Rhett for not being a gentleman and opening the door for him. Rhett isn’t sorry because he got sex anyway, so Link makes him sorry by describing his encounter with a bathrobed man. Rhett is Shook by the revelation that Link was talking to another man, and asks Link to describe the entire encounter using Roleplay (a household favourite). He is horrified to realise Marsonius asked Link about his soft part and his loins, and that Link was receptive to the man’s advances, going as far as to follow him on twitter. Despite (or because of this) jealousy, Rhett und Link have another round of Satisfying Sex. In this scene orgasm is symbolised by Rhett opening his mouth and directing a beam of light into Link’s mouth. This symbolism is VERY obviously sexual. 

Rhett also tries to get Link to wear his shirt, which is incredibly revealing, and then worries about his husband’s health. Link finds the place where Rhett secretly works out in order to impress Link with his muscles. Rhett insists it’s all natural McLaughlin through a song. Link is not convinced.

(This episode also briefly references another  post-sex discussion they had - the changing of the door’s code - which Link cannot remember due to the fact he had been coming down from a Good Round of Sex. Another sign that the two are married in this narrative.)

Analysis to be continued in a second paper.


McLaughlin, R.J. & Neal, C.L. III 2016, YouTube Red, ‘Buddy System’, viewed October 2016, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_zrHZdhaBU&list=PLJ49NV73ttruI9rFSL0xrqHzZjJmdH219

Brain, My 2017, ‘Get a Life’, Tumblr, Melbourne.