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Flimb Questy (made in 30 minutes)

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times have changed

im laughing because in the wings concert program book bts were asked for advice on handling long flights overseas

and yoongi and jimin both said the same thing: “stay awake for 24 hours, get drunk as fuck, and then sleep the entire time”

soulmates

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me: today i’m going to create quality kakegurui content
also me: ok but one more meme

Signs as metal bands
  • Aries: Megadeth
  • Taurus: Pantera
  • Gemini: Mastodon
  • Cancer: Iron Maiden
  • Leo: Slipknot
  • Virgo: System of a Down
  • Libra: Metallica
  • Scorpio: Slayer
  • Sagittarius: Lamb of God
  • Capricorn: In Flames
  • Aquarius: Judas Priest
  • Pisces: Black Sabbath
some of my favorite bands in a nutshell.

Rammstein: GIANT FLAMING DICKS

Ghost: SEXY SWEDISH SATIRICALLY SATANIC POPE DADDIES.

Sabaton: FUCKING NERDS BUT ALSO HOT SO YOU WOULD GLADLY GIVE THEM SEX IN EXCHANGE FOR DOING YOUR HISTORY HOMEWORK.

Rob Zombie: SPOOKY SKELETON COWBOY.

KMFDM: ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY.

System of a Down: YOUR COUNTRY IS FUCKED THE WORLD IS FUCKED AND WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUUUUUU.  AND ALSO ANGRY.

Marilyn Manson: MY GENDER IS CONFUSED.

The Birthday Massacre: IT LOOKS AND SOUNDS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL TOPSY TURVY WONDERLAND BUT I KNOW SOMEONE IS PROBABLY GETTING MURDERED.