Nerdromancer, for the Cyberpunk geek in all of us.

Based on the original cover for William Gibson’s genre-building Cyber-punk novel, ‘Neuromancer.’ Nerdromancer evokes nostalgia for those heady days of early 1980s pulp SF. Be proud you were into bleeding edge Sci-Fi before everyone else.

Vote for a £8/€10/$13.50 screen printed tee, now!


Cyberpunk Holiday Gift Ideas

Android Netrunner Game - *here* ($29.78 on Amazon)

Murder City Game - *here* ($23.01 on Amazon)

GURPS Cyberpunk - *here* ($7.99-$19.99)

Dreamspace - Analogue Edition - *here* (£10.00)

Old City Blues - *here* ($17.99 on Amazon)

Tritium “Triad” Ring - *here* ($216.56 on Etsy)

Transmetropolitan Mug - *here* ($13-17 on Etsy)

Synaptyx has great Tshirts - *here* ($30~)


There are zillions of t-shirt of the day sites these days…and this is in no way an original idea. The only twist will be I'ma choose my favorite 6 and showcase them shits. (in no particular order)  …again just my opinion.

1: Damn Fine Coffee by Synaptyx (redbubble Society6This is for you fans of Twin Peaks/Starbucks

Favorite Derogatory Comment: 

“Cranky much? If that shirt was in Dunkin Donuts colors it would be 20% cooler.” Bitch! If it was Dunkin colors it wouldn’t be a spin on a f•cking Starbucks shirt now would it?

Available today only on TeeFury

2: Olde Odin Pale Ale by HeartJack (redbubble  Society6) Odin is Thor’s pa for those of you that don’t get it.

Favorite Derogatory Comment: 

Huh…there aren’t any…that’s odd, us nerds love hatin on sh•t. I am disappoint. 

Available today only on RIPT

3: Crows Before Hos by Brandon Wilhelm (redbubble Society6Clever pun mashed all up in GoT’s guts.

Favorite Derogatory Comment:

Again…nothing…you haters be slackin

Available today only on ShirtPunchTV

4: The Master Of Horrorby: CupidsArt (deviantARTNow I know that most of you are too young to know who Vincent Price is. It’s ok I can’t be mad atcha for your age but do me a favor…“Dr. Phibes”…watch that sh•t and tell me you don’t have a favorite new horror movie.

Favorite Derogatory Comment: “trying really hard to buy this but your system wont let me ive even opened 2 new accounts but no cant add to cart what the hell?!!!!!!!!!!!!” HAHAHAHAHAHA ever internet bro?

Available today only on TeeVillian

5: Shinyby RobGo (redbubbleWe’ve seen the “shiny” designs over and over again…but not with this spin. Well done. 

Favorite Derogatory Comment:


Available on Gimmick Tees

6: Rookies X (also an Y version in red) by: Kari Fry (redbubble Socety6This shirt highlights the noobs on the Pokémon front.

Favorite Derogatory Comment:

The cats at The Yetee are too smart to let y'all comment

Available today only on The Yetee


Litany Against Fear by Synaptyx.

The litany against fear is an incantation used by the Bene Gesserit to focus their minds and calm themselves in times of peril. The litany is as follows:

I must not fear.

Fear is the mind-killer.

Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

I will face my fear.

I will permit it to pass over me and through me.

And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.

Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.

Only I will remain.

Lady Jessica teaches it to her son Paul, who uses it when faced with Mohiam’s test of his ability to withstand excruciating pain.

Inspired by Frank Herbert's Dune series.

Available from RedBubble.

The Chatsubo was a bar for professional expatriates; you could drink there for a week and never hear two words in Japanese. Ratz was tending bar, his prosthetic arm jerking monotonously as he filled a tray of glasses with draft Kirin. He saw Case and smiled…

~William Gibson

Chatsubo from William Gibson’s Neuromancer. Vote to get a limited edition, screen-printed t-shirt for £8/€10/$13.50!